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Would hit? - Round IV

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  • Would hit

    10 33.33%

  • Would not hit

    20 66.67%
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  1. 10-12-2009 07:52 PM #1
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    Default Would hit? - Round IV

    Thanks to spenda for the perfect pick



  2. 10-12-2009 07:54 PM #2
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    she has implants now I think.

    edit: dont know why I thought this.. looks like Im wrong. I guess she just wears awesome bras in many of her photo ops.

    btw shes almost 50 years old! Pretty sick body for being 50..
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  3. 10-12-2009 07:54 PM #3
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    yep, but my standards are low. Since she had them done they are also bigger and she is in pretty good shape. Couple that with being funny and a ginger makes it easy.
  4. 10-12-2009 07:55 PM #4
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    Thats ming. She's an old ginger chick with freckles covering most of her body, yuck! I bet she even has a freckelly ass!
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  5. 10-12-2009 07:58 PM #5
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    this is a tough one, she's so funny I don't know if I could get serious enough to sex her


  6. 10-12-2009 08:02 PM #6
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    While I do like her, I cannot handle annoying chicks one bit, and she has that in droves
  7. 10-12-2009 08:42 PM #7
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  8. 10-12-2009 08:48 PM #8
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    like I said above, for being her age she has a pretty bangin body, but I just srsly dont think I could do this. She just doesnt really have any sex appeal..


    btw: I do think shes pretty funny, most female comedians fall flat for me, but she def makes me laugh.
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  9. 10-12-2009 09:16 PM #9
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  10. 10-12-2009 10:29 PM #10
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  11. 10-12-2009 10:53 PM #11
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  12. 10-12-2009 11:20 PM #12
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    Can't stand that annoying bitch.

    Would not laugh nor hit.
  13. 10-12-2009 11:58 PM #13
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    Maybe in the Suddenly Susan days. Not now.
  14. 10-13-2009 12:02 AM #14
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    holy shit nobody remembers that show

    nobody but benny
  15. 10-13-2009 12:30 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    like I said above, for being her age she has a pretty bangin body, but I just srsly dont think I could do this. She just doesnt really have any sex appeal..


    btw: I do think shes pretty funny, most female comedians fall flat for me, but she def makes me laugh.
    I bet you'd bang the shit out of lisa lampanelli, huh?
  16. 10-13-2009 02:11 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    like I said above, for being her age she has a pretty bangin body, but I just srsly dont think I could do this. She just doesnt really have any sex appeal..


    btw: I do think shes pretty funny, most female comedians fall flat for me, but she def makes me laugh.
    I bet you'd bang the shit out of lisa lampanelli, huh?
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  17. 10-13-2009 04:42 AM #17
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    Would fuck her only while wearing earplugs.
  19. 10-13-2009 11:12 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy
    holy shit nobody remembers that show

    nobody but benny
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  20. 10-13-2009 11:28 AM #20
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  21. 10-13-2009 12:21 PM #21
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    Would prefer to have her mouth duct taped shut. But yes! Harder than a screen door in a hurricane.
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  22. 10-13-2009 12:36 PM #22
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    would hit. anyone saying otherwise is lying. she is as annoying as anyone on the planet, but she had a great body for a 50 year old.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  23. 10-13-2009 03:50 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    would hit. anyone saying otherwise is lying. she is as annoying as anyone on the planet, but she had a great body for a 50 year old.
    right.. but at 50 you need more than a great body imo. Shes a total butterface, which would be fine if she were like 30, but shes 50.. thats a game changer man.
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  24. 10-13-2009 06:05 PM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    Quote Originally Posted by bode
    would hit. anyone saying otherwise is lying. she is as annoying as anyone on the planet, but she had a great body for a 50 year old.
    right.. but at 50 you need more than a great body imo. Shes a total butterface, which would be fine if she were like 30, but shes 50.. thats a game changer man.
    i tried to lie to myself and say i wouldn't, but if she was laid out in front of me with a gag i would have to hit it.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
  25. 10-13-2009 06:14 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow

    fwiw
    I voted 'no,' but I know that this woman dressed all sexy like could seduce me into fucking her brains out.

    bode is right though, a courts gag order would need to be put in place
  26. 10-13-2009 06:44 PM #26
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  27. 10-13-2009 07:53 PM #27
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  28. 10-13-2009 09:06 PM #28
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    as always, my answer is yes.

    if its no, i'll just take another shot. if still no, another shot. eventually it'll be a yes, and im okay with that
  29. 10-14-2009 11:57 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow

    fwiw
    Ummm... I'm 19 and I'd tear this ass up. Like wtf guys. Who gives a shit if she's annoying as fuck? No one said take her out to dinner and romance her. It's more, would you, given the the opportunity, (no strings attached, etc) pound the vag. In this scenario it has to be a clear yes.
  30. 10-14-2009 12:08 PM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by dranger7070
    Like wtf guys.
    Yeah, but you're in the army or something. Of course you would because:

    1) Your life is a sausage party
    2) You're trained to perform in horribly disgusting and frightening situations
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  32. 10-14-2009 02:25 PM #32
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    she's 50?

    I'd need to be liqueured up a bit, but I'd tap that... and it would be a no brainer if I were 10 years older.
    Have you seen other 50 yr olds lately? That one is in top condition!
  33. 10-14-2009 06:24 PM #33
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  34. 10-14-2009 06:45 PM #34
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    wtf's wrong with anyone who said would hit. most annoying looks, voice, personality ever......
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    Never seen her in anything... only judging by the pics.
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