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  1. 03-19-2010 10:16 PM #1
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    Default Would hit round whatever

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    But here's the catch: She's your long lost full blooded sister that you just met at a family reunion, and you're positive that the entire family will find out

    Edit: forgot poll. Doesn't appear to be editable. Mod can add one if mod wants
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  2. 03-19-2010 10:29 PM #2
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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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  3. 03-19-2010 11:22 PM #3
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    Pass. Though my family thinks I'm despicable already so may reconsider in the moment.
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  4. 03-19-2010 11:50 PM #4
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    What a setup!

    I'll pass. Also pass if she's a half sister. Probably pass if no-one would find out too.
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  5. 03-20-2010 12:32 AM #5
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    cousin is snap hit imo, sister.. ffs.. like halv said, "what a setup!"
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  7. 03-20-2010 12:41 AM #7
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    LOL Jack is my kinda guy

    I have exactly zero problem with vagina blasting a sister with whom I have no sibling feelings. Not so sure if I'd go for it with the family clause. I don't really like my family, but I also wouldn't plan on ever telling them if I were gay (for example), and I think this is a similar kind of situation
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  8. 03-20-2010 12:45 AM #8
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    how could any condition exist that would make you not want to snap-hit this
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  9. 03-20-2010 01:10 AM #9
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    will she let me fuck her in the ass?


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  10. 03-20-2010 02:05 AM #10
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    Snap hit. Not like I grew up with her. If my fam found out, I'd try to hi 5 my Dad to break the tension!

    Fuck yeah I hit that... don't leave me hanging... Dad?
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  11. 03-20-2010 05:29 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG View Post
    statement

    she will let me fuck her in the ass!
    that's more like it UG!
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  12. 03-20-2010 06:24 AM #12
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    I love my family and they are great people who I care very much for. We get along great and I hope to make them very proud.

    However, I would have sex with this girl if she was my sister. It may be worth never seeing my family again. I might be sad at first, but then I'd remember how awesome having sex with my sister was.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4 View Post
    Snap hit. Not like I grew up with her. If my fam found out, I'd try to hi 5 my Dad to break the tension!

    Fuck yeah I hit that... don't leave me hanging... Dad?
    I LOL'd.

    My mommy would be so mad that I fucked her daughter. :\

    I'd have to pass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ragnar4 View Post
    Snap hit. Not like I grew up with her. If my fam found out, I'd try to hi 5 my Dad to break the tension!

    Fuck yeah I hit that... don't leave me hanging... Dad?
    Awesome!

    Would the family know that I knew she was my sister when I hit it?

    If so, depressingly, no.

    If not, I could plead ignorance, so hit it over & over again.
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    My family is strange. I've got branches on my tree of addicts, cult followers, criminals, vagrants and suicides. Both sides of my family accept you as you come. So aside from everyone knowing that I diddled my hot sister, there would be no real blow back.

    So yes, if she's asking for it, I'm game. It'd be weird after my horniness wears off though, because she's my sister.
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    I think it actually wouldn't be that weird since, like someone already mentioned, it's not like you grew up with her having that sibling relationship.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
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  18. 03-20-2010 02:59 PM #18
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    probably pass and go through in my mind how fun it would have been
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    probably pass and go through in my mind how fun it would have been
    Someone's wife must browse this forum.
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    don't stress it guys. this girl probably wouldn't let any of you touch her.
    do the right thing.
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    it's totally different if you didn't grow up with her and have a sibling relationship IMO. Just don't make babies with her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by b-rabbit View Post
    don't stress it guys. this girl probably wouldn't let any of you touch her.
    gtfo


    SNAP FUCKING CALL SHOVEADOODLE HIGH 5 FIST PUMP this.


    It's not even close. Who gives a shit what your family thinks. ROFL. Jealous IMO
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedcake View Post


    SNAP FUCKING CALL SHOVEADOODLE HIGH 5 FIST PUMP this.
    Well, if you're gonna hit it, then you may as well do everything, so if she'll let you then why not fist pump her too.
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    it's the family finding out that would be the killer
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg View Post
    it's the family finding out that would be the killer
    Unless she had AIDS, because then AIDS would be the killer.
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  29. 03-28-2010 08:48 PM #29
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    Just randomly discovered her name is Kristina Rose
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    I just was watching porn and recognized her, her name is Kristina Rose

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    p.s. just googled her, and Im pretty sure this has become an easy no. Shes not bad looking, but she just doesnt do enough for me to snap hit under these circumstances.
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