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Would Hit XVIII

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  • Yeah, conjugal visit sex. That is happening

    19 90.48%

  • No

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  1. 11-20-2009 04:23 PM #1
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    Default Would Hit XVIII





    Read before snap-voting yes

    http://www.seattlepi.com/local/412504_knox20.html
  2. 11-20-2009 04:25 PM #2
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    bonus points for those who understand the poll option
  3. 11-20-2009 04:27 PM #3
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    I just snap voted yes without reading..some things are better off left unknown.

    or should I be concerned here..
  4. 11-20-2009 04:28 PM #4
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    I've known about the story for a while as it's in the news from time to time. Under the circumstances I wouldn't want anything to do with her (I don't want to be dead!), but I've always thought she was pretty freaking attractive.

    If you hid the knives and anything else that could kill me, hell yes I'd hit it.


  5. 11-20-2009 04:29 PM #5
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    wait wat
  6. 11-20-2009 04:31 PM #6
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    that's why you're supposed to read, did you honestly think I'd post a girl this hot w/o there being some sort of drawback?
  7. 11-20-2009 04:32 PM #7
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    so what, she killed someone big deal, not like she has a dick or the clap or anything...
  8. 11-20-2009 04:51 PM #8
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    I cannot fathom a story that would change my vote.
  9. 11-20-2009 05:07 PM #9
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    Meh, who hasn't had a women pull a knife on them. Easy yes, I've had uglier pull knives.
  10. 11-20-2009 05:11 PM #10
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    conjugal = obv

    beyond that, probably not. crazy bitches ruin lives
  11. 11-20-2009 05:24 PM #11
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    FWIW I get the Seinfeld reference too.
  12. 11-20-2009 05:48 PM #12
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    these threads do not work adding story/conditions/emotional content. if you post a hot chick, all people think about is banging her. not becoming her friend, bf, or whatever, just her naked and in front of you and you going to fucking town.

    so to answer your question, yes, i still would hit, even though she is an incredibly shitty person. sex would still feel good.
  13. 11-20-2009 05:53 PM #13
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    I disagree, most of these have dealt with some sort of moral dilemma and/or side story.
  14. 11-20-2009 06:01 PM #14
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    +1 for the snapyes
  15. 11-20-2009 06:02 PM #15
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    Depends. Are we smoking hash at the time?
  16. 11-20-2009 06:33 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by givememyleg
    these threads do not work adding story/conditions/emotional content. if you post a hot chick, all people think about is banging her. not becoming her friend, bf, or whatever, just her naked and in front of you and you going to fucking town.

    so to answer your question, yes, i still would hit, even though she is an incredibly shitty person. sex would still feel good.
    The thing is that the audience tends to make of them what they will. My mood sometimes provokes me to consider the scenario like you suggest, but other times like spenda suggests. Even though these things often go the way you say, developing criteria by which to determine hittableness isn't necessarily wrong

    This particular time I decided to think to myself 'In my everyday normal life would I bang this broad?', and my answer turns out no. But if instead I thought 'Under a hypothetical that doesn't involve baggage', my answer would be different
  17. 11-20-2009 07:04 PM #17
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    ya i guess the thread is how we make it

    i just much watch too much pron!
  18. 11-20-2009 07:46 PM #18
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  19. 11-20-2009 07:56 PM #19
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    Nah shes crazy like. Shes also probably not that attractive by now...
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
  20. 11-20-2009 07:57 PM #20
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    Wtf im the only no? Wuf you traitor!!
    gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

    bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
  21. 11-20-2009 08:38 PM #21
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    anyone who wouldn't hit it is ghey. it's a conjugal visit!!! the only thing you have to worry about is her punani being so good it drives you to do something crazy, like assisting her in killing someone. what are the chances?

  22. 11-20-2009 08:42 PM #22
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    conjugal visit, there would be armed guards outside the door to yell for help. yes
  23. 11-20-2009 10:13 PM #23
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    That shit turned me on fucking hard and I'm not even joking. I have serious problems.
    http://www.potentialeight.com

  24. 11-20-2009 10:20 PM #24
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    Posting without reading this thread or the article. If she didn't go to jail for cutting off a guy's wiener or is rife with STD's, definite yes!


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  25. 11-20-2009 11:30 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pelion
    Wtf im the only no? Wuf you traitor!!
    i always forget to vote
  26. 11-20-2009 11:32 PM #26
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    meh, why not. I maintain that crazy chick sex is by far the best. Its funny cuz people normally say this, but also say they dont want to date them or whatever. I mean sure, clinically insane.. no thanks.. but the sex is simply the best, so a chick must have at least a few crazy bones in her body for me to wanna date her.

    yes.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
  27. 11-21-2009 08:35 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by spoonitnow
    That shit turned me on fucking hard and I'm not even joking. I have serious problems.
    rofl
  28. 11-23-2009 11:08 AM #28
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    I say yes if:

    She can keep the cooter fuzz tamed in the joint. And I can get a rusty trombone from the guard at the same time.

    That way I have 'protected sex"
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