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  1. 07-21-2010 02:13 AM #1
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  2. 07-21-2010 02:18 AM #2
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  3. 07-21-2010 02:28 AM #3
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    a challenger appears
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  4. 07-21-2010 04:08 AM #4
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  5. 07-21-2010 05:11 AM #5
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    Damn i was tricked. Nice photo lol. I snap voted no then remembered who she was and what she looks like on TV and want to switch now
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  6. 07-21-2010 05:54 AM #6
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    I hit. She looks ok sometimes.
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  7. 07-21-2010 06:36 AM #7
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    id literally hit her
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  8. 07-21-2010 07:32 AM #8
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  9. 07-21-2010 07:56 AM #9
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    Wtf what is she like 14 years old?
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  10. 07-21-2010 08:20 AM #10
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    Not sober. Wouldn't have to be mega drunk tho
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  11. 07-21-2010 02:35 PM #11
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    She does look like Egg...I mean Ann
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  12. 07-21-2010 02:41 PM #12
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    Have hit worse.
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  13. 07-21-2010 02:59 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by stonyman View Post
    she does look like egg...i mean ann
    omg yes
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  14. 07-21-2010 03:24 PM #14
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    Wut about now?

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  16. 07-21-2010 04:51 PM #16
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  17. 07-21-2010 05:21 PM #17
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    Maybe we should try a slightly new version. A drunkeness scale. ie amount of pints needed to hit. I'd say 5 pints for her. But it would need to be stella.
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  18. 07-21-2010 09:56 PM #18
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    the people that say no are such liars. she's not that bad and she's rich, how can you not hit?
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  19. 07-21-2010 10:36 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    the people that say no are such liars. she's not that bad and she's rich, how can you not hit?
    This.
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  20. 07-21-2010 10:52 PM #20
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  21. 07-21-2010 10:57 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlyingSaucy View Post
    Wtf what is she like 14 years old?
    something like that
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  22. 07-21-2010 11:03 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty3038 View Post
    Have hit worse.
    QFT so much worse
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  23. 07-22-2010 06:19 AM #23
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    snap hit. With your standards you guys better be living in Brazil and/or be male model material.

    Wtf happened to these threads. Isn't it supposed to be like Athur Bear, but she's the last woman on earth and she's really getting on to you kind of stuff?
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  24. 07-22-2010 11:37 AM #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by stonyman View Post
    She does look like Egg...I mean Ann
    so. much. win.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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  25. 07-22-2010 08:38 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    the people that say no are such liars. she's not that bad and she's rich, how can you not hit?
    We don't base our hook-ups on the same qualities as women do. We base them on t&a.


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  26. 07-22-2010 09:59 PM #26
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    man you guys need to get some standards srs

    gold diggers itt
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  27. 07-22-2010 10:35 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by kfaess View Post
    man you guys need to get some standards srs
    Hey Don Juan, thanks for starting that Starcraft 2 thread!


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    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Hey Don Juan, thanks for starting that Starcraft 2 thread!
    lol, I have no response to that unfortunately
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  29. 07-23-2010 12:05 AM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    We don't base our hook-ups on the same qualities as women do. We base them on t&a.
    -1 (for me) - I've been doing it wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    Hey Don Juan, thanks for starting that Starcraft 2 thread!
    hahahahahaha
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  32. 07-23-2010 11:02 AM #32
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    I'd have to be 12 beers and a handle of Captain deep to even think about hitting that.
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  33. 07-23-2010 05:43 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos View Post
    We don't base our hook-ups on the same qualities as women do. We base them on t&a.
    lol I just find it VERY difficult to believe that there are multiple guys on this forum that have enough going for them to turn down sex with this girl. There is just no way there are this many guys that would say no if she wanted it and there were no strings attached. This forum is full of internet poker geeks, who are you kidding?! Most of you are not studs with multiple hot women begging to sleep with you and I know it.

    Although fine, I concede that you, Sean, are an exception.
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  34. 07-23-2010 06:15 PM #34
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    What I like is that the amputees etc. were getting snaphit, but when there's someone that looks borderline attainable totally different standards kick in.
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    I, for one, would bang just about any woman with decent hygiene for enough money
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    is it would you hit it, or is it would you be proud of hitting it or tell anyone? very differnt things imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    This forum is full of internet poker geeks, who are you kidding?! Most of you are not studs with multiple hot women begging to sleep with you and I know it.

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  38. 07-25-2010 01:44 PM #38
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    only if married, no sex before marriage is allowed in my book and if she has tatoos then make that a no
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    only if married, no sex before marriage is allowed in my book and if she has tatoos then make that a no
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    Quote Originally Posted by courtiebee View Post
    lol I just find it VERY difficult to believe that there are multiple guys on this forum that have enough going for them to turn down sex with this girl. There is just no way there are this many guys that would say no if she wanted it and there were no strings attached. This forum is full of internet poker geeks, who are you kidding?! Most of you are not studs with multiple hot women begging to sleep with you and I know it.

    Although fine, I concede that you, Sean, are an exception.
    Completely sober, if I was going to cheat on my current partner it would have to be with someone on a par or better and little miss manatee up there isn't even close. However if I was single I'd hit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttwarrior1 View Post
    only if married, no sex before marriage is allowed in my book and if she has tatoos then make that a no
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    Quote Originally Posted by oskar View Post
    Hey Twatriot, good news!
    As of 1850 mankind realized there was no god. They've been making that shit up! Can you believe it.
    Have fun in the 21st century!
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    Hey Twatriot, good news!
    As of 1850 mankind realized there was no god. They've been making that shit up! Can you believe it.
    Have fun in the 21st century!







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    You apologize right now, mister!
    I'm sorry Mr Twat, sir. :'(
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