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    3 has a decent face. would hit.
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    who are you kidding drew? get a couple beers in you and you'd be fingerblasting 1 & 2 while 3 sucked you off
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    who are you kidding drew? get a couple beers in you and you'd be fingerblasting 1 & 2 while 3 sucked you off
    This was an option?!?!?!
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    with fat chicks, anything's an option!
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    the one on the left would prob be really hot if she lost 85 pounds.
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    I would consider the one on the right. If she had a fantastic personality, maybe if I'd been drinking enough, maybe if she made me feel really big and strong, maybe maybe

    As much of a hater that I am, I'm a lover, first and foremost. If there is value to be had in somebody, I will find that value
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    There's value to be had in all of them if you can sell them by the lb.

    Also, all of those suggesting maybe the so and so one would be alright, it's not an option, your option is a 4way with the above and everyone of 'em wants to feel special that night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    There's value to be had in all of them if you can sell them by the lb.
    cant front, i lold good

    Also, all of those suggesting maybe the so and so one would be alright, it's not an option, your option is a 4way with the above and everyone of 'em wants to feel special that night.
    me irl, no, not even close. me in fantasy land where i dont have inhibitions, sure, it's not the biggest deal...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    There's value to be had in all of them if you can sell them by the lb.
    Is kiwimark coaching now? This wins
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    with a bat
    This wins imo
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    hey look a couple fat girls i would hit











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    solid fat chick contributions except the first one
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    solid fat chick contributions except the fourth one
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    Those are thick, not fat. Fat chicks tits don't extend out past their belly's. They have bigger waists than chest circumferences. Find a fat chick and then we will talk
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    if fat is defined as having a poor tit to gut ratio then I don't want anything to do with fat, and I take back anything I've ever said about being a chubby chaser.
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    Agree with two above posts, but when playing the Ms. Dana Rong game, these leviathans are responsible for a Ben and Jerry's supply shortage
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    I like 3,4, and 5
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    I'm a fan of the last one, even tho she's a butterface. solid ratios
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    Quote Originally Posted by JKDS View Post
    I like 3,4, and 5
    This

    I also like 1, 2 and 6
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    last one is easily the least good looking of all of them; it's not even close, anyone suggesting her should seriously reevaluate the parameters of their sexual identity

    edit: ok incredibly harsh but yeah she doesnt belong up there with the others imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Penneywize View Post
    last one is easily the least good looking of all of them; it's not even close, anyone suggesting her should seriously reevaluate the parameters of their sexual identity

    edit: ok incredibly harsh but yeah she doesnt belong up there with the others imo
    not the one in blue...
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    funny that the last one is the leanest and least airbrushed of them all
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    Dunno just looks like some random girl at a beach I wouldn't give a second look to? Some of the others are quite hot and I'd easily overlook their fatcomings

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    Would not hit any. In fact, prob too fat to even talk to while in a queue at a bar.
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    of the wufwugy collection, 3 and 4 I would call attractive, do not want 1, 2 or 5 and number 6 is like....meh it's such a coinflip I can't get excited even if it lands up that we're doin' 'er.

    would be embarrassed to admit to sex with any of them
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    you are probably gay if you wouldn't hit at least half of these women
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    I would rather bang all these chicks than about 99% of freckled gingers out there. A fat chick will suck your dick off but a gingergirl makes me wanna puke.
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    Ya just to clarify, I'd hit em all, they look better than a lot of women and are pretty damn good looking in general. # 5 would be the last on the list and #6 would get hit twice. ON a scale of 1-10 they are all hit-able.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro View Post
    you are probably real hard up and look like this guy if you would hit even one of these women


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    Aren't 1 and 2 the same chick?

    I think 4 and 5 are the same chick (but diff than 1/2) as well.
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    Dan, you wouldn't hit any one of the women in Wuf's most recent post of fat chicks? You trippin' bra.
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    I think 1 and 4 are the same. 3 might also be. I merely pulled these of the sherdog chubby thread, where a lot of the same chicks are posted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BooG690 View Post
    Dan, you wouldn't hit any one of the women in Wuf's most recent post of fat chicks? You trippin' bra.
    I can only assume I'm far more attractive than you and/or have been far more successful with attractive women, as I would never even consider any of them.
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    Being called a chubby chaser is weird because I'm most definitely not. Fat in the wrong quantities and wrong places is a huge turnoff, and I don't mean with clearly obese women; even with chubby chicks I think are really hot, they don't always look good. Thin chicks are almost always hotter, but I still sometimes find myself more attracted to chubby ones like I posted. If they can keep the hourglass form and their face attractiveness well enough, they're just fine. Society, OTOH, really hates anything plus-sized, so it's hard to explore any appreciation. As much as I have tried to embrace my occasional taste for chubby girls, I still feel subtly gross about it merely because that's the brainwashing I've had since a boy

    Of course, that's also part of why I generally like black chicks more than would seem normal. I happen to have had my heart broken by a couple in the past, thus my subconscious feels an overabundant desire for that phenotype

    If I had a harem of ten, one would be really petite, one would be chubby like those girls, and the other eight would be a variety of the well-shaped nude model type
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    I can only assume I'm far more attractive than you and/or have been far more successful with attractive women, as I would never even consider any of them.
    There are differences everywhere. For some guys, you'd probably be right, but a lot more like that type than you'd think, some of whom are really successful with women. I've spent a lot of my life avoiding women because I hate them (ldo), but the times I've pursued them, I do so well it's unbelievable. Like, literally unbelievable; I do not believe how easy and shallow and silly women are; all you have to do is pay no attention to your own idiocy, and you'll have 10/10s just creaming everywhere. But I've still never liked the generic type pushed by culture e.g. tiny assed blonde jailbait. Gimme a 28-32 year old brunette with a unique face, big ass, and hopefully great tits

    I also don't like asian girls. Some of them have terribly pretty faces, but they're way too petite for me. Only a fraction of the hot ones have the sort of voluptuous I like in women. So there really is preference going on
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    Just look at this fucking sasquatch. Would rather chop dick off than get anywhere near her ldo

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    lol @ posters on an internet forum bragging about how good they are with women
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro View Post
    lol @ posters on an internet forum bragging about how good they are with women
    The obvious intent is to make the braggart look good, but it does quite the opposite. funny how that works.
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    Does that mean that if I proudly assert I haven't been far more attractive than boog with successful women and still just find fat girls unattractive for whatever my own thing is (media brainwashing me, fear of squashing, who knows), thaaaaat it would intend to make me look bad and do quite the opposite? AND BE FUNNY HOW IT'S WORKING?
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    you're baked as fuck right now aren't you?
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    I find often larger guys are attracted to larger girls. I guess smaller guys might be worried of being suffocated. I don't blame them.

    Dan comes across as a douche in this thread because he's asserting that smaller girls are superior to bigger girls, and that anyone attracted to larger girls must be doing so because they're losers, instead of acknowledging that attraction is an individual thing, full of subjectivity and what not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by d0zer View Post
    The obvious intent is to make the braggart look good, but it does quite the opposite. funny how that works.
    There was no brag there. That was in response to boog saying I'm mad to not wanna hit them. I'm prob about average looking and only moderately successful with women. Even the best of these girls is a fair sized unit.

    Agree that what people find attractive is subjective, but I imagine most posters in here would choose a more stereotypically good looking woman over any of these. I also imagine the more successful you have been the more selective you are likely to be, hence my previous post.
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    Now that you mention it, I'm not sure how boog's supposed to get laid. We've all seen the clown pics.
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    And he didn't bang clown chick, there's no hope for him.
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    he has wealthy friends
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    I can only assume I'm far more attractive than you and/or have been far more successful with attractive women
    lol, and you're super selective so therefore you are successful at netting hotties and... how was this not a brag again? Anyway I do think people are generally brainwashed into preferring barbie dolls. I saw a plus-sized girl the other day and I didn't even notice that she was plus-sized until she stood up and walked off the train. I was more captivated in that case by her rather beautiful face, and then as I saw that she was plus sized, I thought oh damn it's a fat girl, then thought, oh wait is that society's brainwash that made me think that last thought? 'cause just a minute ago I was checking her out. So it made me feel bad for being so shallow.
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    Just cos a girls fat, doesn't mean she can't have some attractive features. But then I've seen some ladyboys this week with pretty faces.
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    Also, too many ftrers have seen me for me to be able to claim that I'm particularly good looking.
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    i believe the implied brag was "i've had more hot girls than you" rather than "i'm really really ridiculously good looking" in a zoolander voice, for what it's worth.
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    Lol at a brag of having had more hot chicks than boog. Did you see the clown pics?
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    Pics of Dans gf imo. Let's settle this shit.
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    I'll tell you this about #6: she's hot enough that I didn't notice the greasy hag tunnel behind her until about the 10th time I looked at the picture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by supa View Post
    Pics of Dans gf imo. Let's settle this shit.
    Lol no chance
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanAronG View Post
    Lol no chance
    Then she's a big fat fatty mcfatterson.
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    stop being so mean to mr danarong just cos you guys are embarrassed about liking women yer not supposed to.
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    OMGGGGG WHAT A GROSS FUCKIN WHORE FFFFFFFFFF







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    FWIW, I didn't take Dan's post as a brag. I did take it as him being unrealistic.



    If I began chatting this one up at a bar during happy hour, I can't fathom saying no to sex, kissing, a phone number, whatever. To be honest, I'm rather attracted to her. This is subjective as many people pointed out.

    I think many people are mistaking "Would You Hit It?" threads for a "Is She Hot?" thread. Granted, the girl in the aforementioned pic isn't a knockout but let's not forget how awesome getting one's dick sucked feels. Saying no to a blowjob from her seems silly to me. Anyone saying otherwise is either a) in a serious relationship and has forgotten how to be single or b) being unrealistic.
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    On the contrary, she is quite a knockout. I don't really know what else to say. Men in western cultures seem to have an unbearably difficult time thinking that any woman that isn't nothing but bones and skin is attractive
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    FWIW, the most sexually sought after woman I've ever known was only slightly leaner than that chick. The internet is where 10s come to be 3s, and real life is where 8s go to be 10s
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    On the contrary, she is quite a knockout. I don't really know what else to say. Men in western cultures seem to have an unbearably difficult time thinking that any woman that isn't nothing but bones and skin is attractive
    Somehow I got the reputation that this is what I like, but I find most of the girls you posted to be attractive.
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    Fatass with cankles or mega hot? YOU DECIDE



    inb4 "too many zits, three chins, big nose, not sure if girl or bahamut, would not hit"
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    The biggest problem with this thread wuf, is that the girl in your sig is infinity times hotter than every other girl posted in this thread. So they all just look like bahamuts and hit with bats
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    TBH, I think I would rather bang some of the others than the sig. The sig is, how do you say, simply hotter, I guess, but some of the others are probably more enjoyable

    I'm reeeaaaaalllly not into petite tho. The sig works because the tits are great and cinematography or whatever you wanna call it for gifs is good, but girls with more voluptuous are simply more appealing to me when you get down to the nitty gritty of it

    I guess I could put it this way, I have more desire to squeeze the thick leg and ass of the last pic I posted than to squeeze any part of the sig's body other than the tits

    Really thin girls certainly look a lot better, but they don't feel a lot better. None of this more cushion for the pushin crap, but simply more to the sexual features and form
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    tbh I don't find the last one too big at all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wufwugy View Post
    TBH, I think I would rather bang some of the others than the sig. The sig is, how do you say, simply hotter, I guess, but some of the others are probably more enjoyable

    I'm reeeaaaaalllly not into petite tho. The sig works because the tits are great and cinematography or whatever you wanna call it for gifs is good, but girls with more voluptuous are simply more appealing to me when you get down to the nitty gritty of it

    I guess I could put it this way, I have more desire to squeeze the thick leg and ass of the last pic I posted than to squeeze any part of the sig's body other than the tits

    Really thin girls certainly look a lot better, but they don't feel a lot better. None of this more cushion for the pushin crap, but simply more to the sexual features and form
    ya, man, this +1000. I don't want to lose my hand up to my mid forearm when I go to touch a girl around her waste, but it's nice when it's not just skin and bone and I'm not saying I wouldn't get down with a girl with a six pack... but that's definitely not the ideal for me. Girls should be soft.

    And if you think you're objectively right in thinking that Barbie type girls are what is hot-- take a look at some renaissance paintings. Take a look at art work depicting women from pretty much any time besides the last 45 or 50 years.
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    Wash yo hands, boost.
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    last chick is ok, but the 2 before that are just plain fat. Theres just no way to sugar coat it. No one cares if you like fat chicks wuf, just dont try to pretend that that is muscle or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode View Post
    last chick is ok, but the 2 before that are just plain fat. Theres just no way to sugar coat it. No one cares if you like fat chicks wuf, just dont try to pretend that that is muscle or something.

    The presence of fat does not make a girl fat. The thing is, some girls, with the same amount of body fat, will indeed be fat. But some girls carry it in the right places, and the pale girl carries that fat really well. She is not fat. She isn't toned, but she isn't sloppy, with rolls all over the place. She's pretty much a living embodiment of a renaissance depiction of a woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost View Post
    The presence of fat does not make a girl fat. The thing is, some girls, with the same amount of body fat, will indeed be fat. But some girls carry it in the right places, and the pale girl carries that fat really well. She is not fat. She isn't toned, but she isn't sloppy, with rolls all over the place. She's pretty much a living embodiment of a renaissance depiction of a woman.
    correct. but the presence of THAT much fat does make those girls fat. Just because she carries it better than most doesn't mean that she isn't still fat. If i have to chose between that pale blond girl or the pig beast on the left in the OP, obv. i'm choosing the blonde. She is on the pretty side of the fat girl spectrum, but she is still fat. arguing that she fits the renaissance depiction of a woman is just silly.
    eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bode View Post
    She is on the pretty side of the fat girl spectrum, but she is still fat. arguing that she fits the renaissance depiction of a woman is just silly.
    ^^ Did not study the renaissance in school obv.


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