I love these. Definitely A. Don't think it would be to bad to be fair, and you can brag about it, whereas it'd be quite shameful to be the one who got teabagged. Would the fact that he's gay change this though?

A) 15 years in prison for being wrongly convicted of fraud

or

B) 5 years in prison for being rightly convicted (in a high profile case) on multiple counts of paedophilia