Quote Originally Posted by Penneywize View Post
Overweight woman showers regularly. But say she has just gone out shopping, maybe two hours of walking around.

Asian girl, you have no idea. You really just have no idea. It could be she just showered earlier that day, or maybe she just didn't bother to. It's a real gamble.

But you weren't planning on going down on either of them, were you?
I need to know exactly what I'm facing when the underwear comes down. Two hours of walking at 275 is cruel. I take the Asian lady.

a) Jumping in front of a bullet meant for somebody you love, maybe you die, maybe you don't
b) Using a stranger as a human shield