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  1. 08-27-2006 05:18 AM #1
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    Default WoW player arrested

    read this, it's worth it (and true)

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  2. 08-27-2006 06:14 AM #2
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    HaHa...



    I waited in total silence for about 10 minutes as he kept searching and searching, until I finally asked him, "What are you looking for?"

    "Contraband," he said without looking up at me.
    "Such as?"
    "Child pornography, hate propaganda."
    "Child porn I can understand, that's illegal. But hate propaganda is protected speech."
    Now he looked up. "What country do you think you're in?"
    "Oh, it's illegal in Canada?"
    "I honestly don't know. But that doesn't matter. I get to decide what goes in this country. Do you have a problem with that?"
    I paused for a long time while I thought about what I should say to this. "Yes."
    "Yes, you do have a problem?"
    "Yes, I do. If it's illegal in Canada I'll understand, but saying 'I don't want it in my country' isn't good enough when you're a government official."


    Classic, nice answers.
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  3. 08-27-2006 09:39 AM #3
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    These are the people protecting us. Awesome.
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  4. 08-27-2006 09:53 AM #4
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    well, they are Canadians...
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  5. 08-27-2006 11:01 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by midas06
    well, they are Canadians...

    DIE sir.

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    "So you and Cara are friends?"
    "Yes."
    "How long have you known her?"
    "About 5 months I think? Maybe less."
    "Do you have a romantic relationship with Cara?"
    "No."
    "Do you want a romantic relationship with Cara?"
    "No."
    "OK, so ... if you and Cara were drunk together, and she turned to you and said, 'Tim, let's go--'"





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  7. 08-28-2006 02:31 AM #7
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    as ridiculous as this is, i have a question after having read through most of that thread.

    liberals want a large government, involved in many aspects of their lives. yet, they do not trust the government and fear it is out to get them and their freedoms are constantly being invaded. huh?
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greedo017
    as ridiculous as this is, i have a question after having read through most of that thread.

    liberals want a large government, involved in many aspects of their lives. yet, they do not trust the government and fear it is out to get them and their freedoms are constantly being invaded. huh?
    Terms like "liberals" are both very ambigous and very misapplied. It's basically just a bad term, IMO, in part because it causes probablematic stereotypes, such as the one you just presented, that don't actually occur much in real life.
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  9. 08-28-2006 03:13 AM #9
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    Wow I think this might be the greatest story I've ever read.
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    in an effort to remove the gay stain i have put in this thread, i will add, don't you think it'd be really hard to not notice your ipod fell in the toilet?
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  11. 08-28-2006 06:37 PM #11
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    yeah, i usually look at my poop one last time before flushing it, and say "that was an impressive poop."

    but if my ipod were in there, i'd be like "fuck, i shit out an ipod."
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  12. 08-28-2006 07:24 PM #12
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    "Well, it's got warlocks." (And they need to be nerfed.)
    rofl
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  13. 08-28-2006 07:48 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
    Quote Originally Posted by Greedo017
    as ridiculous as this is, i have a question after having read through most of that thread.

    liberals want a large government, involved in many aspects of their lives. yet, they do not trust the government and fear it is out to get them and their freedoms are constantly being invaded. huh?
    Terms like "liberals" are both very ambigous and very misapplied. It's basically just a bad term, IMO, in part because it causes probablematic stereotypes, such as the one you just presented, that don't actually occur much in real life.
    Exactly... Liberal and Conservative... thier meanings are so relative. I mean if you go by the traditional meaning of Conservative, Bush is def not one. And "big govt", what does this even mean? Are you really under the impression that liberals want all branches of the gov't to be bigger? In some aspects most liberals might want the gov't to be more involved. But not in all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jukejointroach
    yeah, i usually look at my poop one last time before flushing it, and say "that was an impressive poop."

    but if my ipod were in there, i'd be like "fuck, i shit out an ipod."
    I always check out my poop... whenever I wipe and put it in the toilet without looking I get upset cuz I didnt get to marvel in the greatness of my turds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jukejointroach
    yeah, i usually look at my poop one last time before flushing it, and say "that was an impressive poop."

    but if my ipod were in there, i'd be like "fuck, i shit out an ipod."
    lol
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  16. 08-28-2006 11:20 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Quote Originally Posted by jukejointroach
    yeah, i usually look at my poop one last time before flushing it, and say "that was an impressive poop."

    but if my ipod were in there, i'd be like "fuck, i shit out an ipod."
    I always check out my poop... whenever I wipe and put it in the toilet without looking I get upset cuz I didnt get to marvel in the greatness of my turds.
    Especially after you ate a lot of colored frosting or something, and find out you pooped blue but cant enjoy its splendor......
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