Was browsin through all the forums. I've read 'em all but this one, and I noticed that the one, single, solitary forum whose topic has nothing to do with poker has the most posts of all the forums at flopturnriver, a supposed poker site. All I can say is, 'y'all ain't poker players, y'all a bunch of no-good gossipers!'
20 blank lines and ... we'll see who can't tell I'm jokin' 'round.
(but am I?)