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  1. #1
    ReLOADeD Guest

    Default WTF

    OK getting this shit in my Yahoo box is one thing but...

    anybody get this in their FTR (PM) box ? This doosh has zero posts on FTR so WTF ? 'Annan' says he 'liked my profile' I don't even have a fuckin profile.
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    Dearest one,

    I'm Annan Koki from West Africa.This mail may get to you as a suprise, I decided to write you after going through your profile, and I like it, if you don't mind I will like to know you better.

    Feel free to send me mail now through my private mail address bellow this letter so that I can be able to tell you more about myself, which I believe you will find interesting.

    Expect to hear from you soonest.

    Annan Koki.

    Private email: ( [email protected])
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    Um, that is so last week. Check feedback forum.
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    oh well excuse me sir forum rat. I'll do my best in the future to scour every section for spam alerts on a fucking poker forum
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    dude send that shit to chicks on facebook. it does wonders.
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    you mini raised, therefore you desereve whatever you get....

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    hey rippy
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    hah
    i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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    Hey, "ReLOADeD,"

    If you think FTR is such a joke, why are you here? Did you miss us?
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    I guess its kinda like when you see a horrible car accident on the freeway

    you can't help yourself you gotta stop and take a peek at the bloody mess
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Hey, "ReLOADeD...." Did you miss us?
    Quote Originally Posted by ReLOADeD
    I guess its kinda like when you see a horrible car accident on the freeway
    you can't help yourself you gotta stop and take a peek at the bloody mess
    So you are, in fact, Ripptyde.
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    if you are, i enjoyed reading your posts when i was a new member. new enough that i didnt know who or why they dissapeared very early on.
    Liter of cola.
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    jigga what?
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    hey rippy when you IM'd me the other day I was AFK and you weren't on when I got back. Didn't want you to think I was being rude or anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReLOADeD
    oh well excuse me sir forum rat. I'll do my best in the future to scour every section for spam alerts on a fucking poker forum
    Was doing my doggz/Muxy impression, sorry.
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    himself fucker.
    I guess Rippy is going around to all the poker forums to get banned a second time at each.
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    Rippy, float me some bones, man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash256
    Awsome! I do this with phone canvasers all the time. lead them on, waste their time, and give really stupid excuses.
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    im gonna go scam me some nigerians and have them rack up a fortune sending documents overseas and making phonecalls.
    Liter of cola.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ReLOADeD
    I guess its kinda like when you see a horrible car accident on the freeway

    you can't help yourself you gotta stop and take a peek at the bloody mess
    zomg there was a car accident?
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    vqc,

    Everyone in the accident was OK. It was a nasty collision, but somehow, all involved were able to walk away with a few scratches and bruises. Word on the street is that in one of the cars, there was a couple in the backseat doing the dirty dance, if you know what I mean . Anyway, while they were being taken to the hospital just as a precautionary measure, a passerby in a volkswagen beetle wasn't paying attention to the road ahead of him and drove off a cliff.

    The end.
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    Lukie,

    It had potential, but just didn't get there. Even when the subject isn't sex, but something you have first hand experience with (wrecks), your story still sucks ass. Does it take a lot of effort to suck so hard or were you born in North Dakota?

    Seriously need to work on them mad forum troll skillz.

    - Senior FTR Troll
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    Roffle. I Fnord.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnord
    Lukie,

    best story ever.

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    fyp and thank you
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    hahah owned
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    Fnord is funny, we should interview him sometime...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred
    Fnord is funny, we should interview him sometime...
    wow...so...not funny.
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    I actually laughed at that lol..
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    I like when Fnord occasionally makes his way into the community.

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