wtf are these?

[Hawk]

I keep finding these very small bugs on my computer monitor. So small that if the screen wasn't backlit I'd probably never see them. For all I know they could be all over the place. They crawl on the screen at a pretty good pace for how small they are. When I kill it with my finger tip I can't make out any part of it, it just looks like a spec of dirt.

I have no idea what these are, but they are driving me nuts. I've seen them once or twice in the past and thought they were odd, but nothing more. Over the last week or two I've seen like 4-5 a day.

Anyone got a clue about what these are?

[wufwugy]

IT'S CHASING ME

[Hawk]

Actually I think it was running away from you right there.

[supa]

I get those sometimes, usually on my laptop when I'm on the back patio. Dunno wtf they are tho.

[BennyLaRue]

Those are maggots. There must be something dead near your computer.

What have you been up to?

[Hawk]

I plead the fifth. You all know too much already.

[oskar]

Could be a silverfish. If it is, they're not really a pest. Tho they don't really hang around where there is light, so prolly not.

[wufwugy]

Could be a gluebat. If it is, they're not really a pest. Tho they don't really like computers, so prolly not.

[eugmac]

i was hoping you found something really kinky and strange in your gf's closet or something. diappointed.

[Nekrogovner]

Spray your monitor with acid. They will melt whenever they get onto it. And soon, their offspring will catch on and stay the fuck away. Evolution.

[bigred]

BED BUGS

OH NOEZ

[WillburForce]

I have a degree in insect studies. They are aids beetles. You have the aids.

[BennyLaRue]

Could be a silverfish. If it is, they're not really a pest.

You have low standards then.

Pls increase your standards.

[kingnat]

Could be a silverchair. If it is, they're not really a pest. Tho they don't really hang around where there is light, so prolly not.

[bigred]

i c what u did there

[a500lbgorilla]

I have a degree in insect studies. They are aids beetles. You have the aids.

Confirmed aids beetles. It's tough to find out this way and if you end your life over this, no one will second guess your decision.

[a500lbgorilla]

Those are maggots. There must be something dead near your computer.

What have you been up to?

Millions dead... mass tissue burial... in the waste basket...

[BennyLaRue]

Millions dead... mass tissue burial... in the waste basket...

That's disgusting, Hawk. You keep it?!?!

[Hawk]

umm...doesn't everyone?

Maybe both of these theories are right. I should be OK as long as it's just my semen that has the aids and not me.

[BennyLaRue]

umm...doesn't everyone?

No. No one else does. Just you.

[a500lbgorilla]

He keeps it as a shrine. You can mold those crusty wads like play-doh. Just gotta be quick because they set before you can get your pants up.

You'd be flattered, Benny. Looks just like you.

[BennyLaRue]

What did you use for the mustache?

[Hawk]

I used actual clipping from your mustache. Don't ask how I got them.

[BennyLaRue]

How did you get them?

[Hawk]

I've got some dirt on Tom. He helped me out.

[Galapogos]

Wow, you caved really fast there under Benny's questioning just now. Aids infected serial killer was an awful career choice on your part.

[flomo]

By looking at the pic I would guess there is something on your arm also.

[Nekrogovner]

I managed to enhance image from a first post. It seems its a boob bug!!! They dwell on monitors where porn is often watched.

[Shotglass]

Naw, that's not it. This is a boob bug:


Looks like a sand flea.

[oskar]

would hit