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    Funny stuff. Especially the seals story.

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    this needs a bump!!!!!!!!!
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    Haha funny, I like the one with the psychology student.


    But this one has to be a lie


    6. Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

    Who the hell puts his return adress on a bomb?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ripptyde
    1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they were both eaten by a killer whale.

    LOL that's the funniest thing I've heard all year.
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    I read almost this same thing somewhere except yours is missing one.

    "A scuba diver was found dead in the woods with no water in close proximity to where he was found. What apparently happened is he was scuba diving in a lake miles away when a forest fire fighting helicopter had scooped him up in his water container and then dropped him into the blaze along with all the water inside. So much for a nice day of scuba diving."
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
    I read almost this same thing somewhere except yours is missing one.

    "A scuba diver was found dead in the woods with no water in close proximity to where he was found. What apparently happened is he was scuba diving in a lake miles away when a forest fire fighting helicopter had scooped him up in his water container and then dropped him into the blaze along with all the water inside. So much for a nice day of scuba diving."
    I heard about that too.

    That would suck so bad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
    I read almost this same thing somewhere except yours is missing one.

    "A scuba diver was found dead in the woods with no water in close proximity to where he was found. What apparently happened is he was scuba diving in a lake miles away when a forest fire fighting helicopter had scooped him up in his water container and then dropped him into the blaze along with all the water inside. So much for a nice day of scuba diving."
    You ever watched Mythbusters on The Discovery Channel?

    Great show. THey proved this could never happen.
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrind
    Quote Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
    I read almost this same thing somewhere except yours is missing one.

    "A scuba diver was found dead in the woods with no water in close proximity to where he was found. What apparently happened is he was scuba diving in a lake miles away when a forest fire fighting helicopter had scooped him up in his water container and then dropped him into the blaze along with all the water inside. So much for a nice day of scuba diving."
    You ever watched Mythbusters on The Discovery Channel?

    Great show. THey proved this could never happen.
    lol, party pooper
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphrind
    Quote Originally Posted by BoondockSaint
    I read almost this same thing somewhere except yours is missing one.

    "A scuba diver was found dead in the woods with no water in close proximity to where he was found. What apparently happened is he was scuba diving in a lake miles away when a forest fire fighting helicopter had scooped him up in his water container and then dropped him into the blaze along with all the water inside. So much for a nice day of scuba diving."
    You ever watched Mythbusters on The Discovery Channel?

    Great show. THey proved this could never happen.
    I love that show, I never saw this episode tho =(.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irisheyes
    lol, party pooper
    Let me make it up to you with another urban legend.

    A couple stepped out of their home to find their car missing. They called the police and made the report, but the very next night, they see their car mysteriously returned with a note under the windshield.

    The note explained that a neighbor borrowed the car during a medical emergency. They were very sorry, and only did it because it was a life or death emergency. As a thank you, the neighbor left 2 tickets to an upcoming show.

    Our couple took the tickets in good stride and made their way to the show. When they returned they found themselves robbed, their house completely empty from any possessions. The thiefs sneaky plan worked perfectly.
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.

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