So how this works is you make a wish, and the next person tries to twist that wish, warping what you recieve. And then he/she posts his/her own wish to be twisted.

ie:
Poster A: I wish my wife was hotter.

Poster B: Granted. Every time you touch her, you burn yourself. Sucker!
Poster B: I wish...and on it goes.

So, I'll start this uber-lame thread with...

I wish I had something better to do than start this thread.