"You rivered me you Jew"

"OMG I got JEWED!"

"You stupid Jew, you dont know how to play"


Now I am sure we have all heard these dastardly slanders thrown at us once in awhile while playing but I am here to disprove thier legitamacy!

"You rivered me you Jew" well to river you he would need a weaker hand on the flop and the turn, correct? Well as we all know Jews are cheap, he obviously is not a Jew because a Jew would not call you 10cent raise with out the stone cold nuts on the flop. Please use a phrase like "You rivered me you horse fucker!" Because we all know horse fuckers hang out by the river to fuck horses when they go to drink water.

"OMG I got Jewed" lol I dunno how you gave him a beard but GG you, its gona take him a week to shave that one off! Instead a better phrase would be "OMG I got baconed" who doesnt love sweet juicy bacon that just melts in your mouth yummm its so good.

"You stupid Jew you dont know how to play" Jews do you taxes and you dont think they can play poker? Haha you made me laugh, you PAY a Jew to do you taxes, they play poker to win and take more of your money. Instead say "Can I please write off that pot off as a failed buisness attempt?"




If you take this thread or any stereotypes seriously, god help me I will kill muxy and eat his soul.