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  1. 01-12-2006 09:51 AM #1
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    Default Zach's look at one ethnic slur while playing poker

    "You rivered me you Jew"

    "OMG I got JEWED!"

    "You stupid Jew, you dont know how to play"


    Now I am sure we have all heard these dastardly slanders thrown at us once in awhile while playing but I am here to disprove thier legitamacy!

    "You rivered me you Jew" well to river you he would need a weaker hand on the flop and the turn, correct? Well as we all know Jews are cheap, he obviously is not a Jew because a Jew would not call you 10cent raise with out the stone cold nuts on the flop. Please use a phrase like "You rivered me you horse fucker!" Because we all know horse fuckers hang out by the river to fuck horses when they go to drink water.

    "OMG I got Jewed" lol I dunno how you gave him a beard but GG you, its gona take him a week to shave that one off! Instead a better phrase would be "OMG I got baconed" who doesnt love sweet juicy bacon that just melts in your mouth yummm its so good.

    "You stupid Jew you dont know how to play" Jews do you taxes and you dont think they can play poker? Haha you made me laugh, you PAY a Jew to do you taxes, they play poker to win and take more of your money. Instead say "Can I please write off that pot off as a failed buisness attempt?"




    If you take this thread or any stereotypes seriously, god help me I will kill muxy and eat his soul.
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    Default Re: Zach's look at one ethnic slur while playing poker

    Quote Originally Posted by ProZachNation
    "Can I please write off that pot off as a failed buisness attempt?"
    Got a receipt?

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  3. 01-12-2006 10:33 AM #3
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    Bacon raped my mother and murdered my father.
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    THERE ARE ASSHOLES OF EVERY COLOR, RACE, RELIGION, SEX OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION.

    I find people who use racist/sexist/etc. comments are typically small minded racist/sexist/etc. people. They are easy people to manipulate in real life and likely easy at a poker table.

    I am not successful at poker on line, but I am sure some of you guys can turn another's asswipe remarks into personal profit.
    Been playing money poker for 34 years and decided in 2002 to try that TX Holdem game on TV. Then found Pokerstars in Summer 2005. Still not an overall winner but i am on a good trend and nearly there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Bacon raped my mother and murdered my father.
    You are mistaken, Bacon raped your father and murdered your mother, thats how Bacon rolls
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    I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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  7. 01-12-2006 04:38 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperDave9x19
    THERE ARE ASSHOLES OF EVERY COLOR, RACE, RELIGION, SEX OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION.

    I find people who use racist/sexist/etc. comments are typically small minded racist/sexist/etc. people. They are easy people to manipulate in real life and likely easy at a poker table.

    I am not successful at poker on line, but I am sure some of you guys can turn another's asswipe remarks into personal profit.
    When I was in HS "Jewed" was sorta like "gay". It really didn't have anything to do about orientation.
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