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    Default Zomg!!!!

    Would it be possible to impose a moratorium on the following words/phrases? I am tired of reading them. And yes, someone does have a gun to my head, forcing me to read FTR for hours at a time.

    - donk
    - fish
    - amirite
    - owned
    - pwned
    - bwned
    - kthx
    - yah
    - omg
    - zomg
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    only if you promise to spell "lose" correctly
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    Your loosing, lolololololololololol
    It's a (bad) joke about how often people misspell "lose" and "you're."
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    Quote Originally Posted by samsonite2100
    It's a (bad) joke about how often people misspell "lose" and "you're."
    ZOMG your so right! buncha loosers...
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    don't forget

    -awned
    -ducy
    -qwned
    -teh
    -xwned
    -suxors
    -zwned
    -piitb
    -0wn3d
    -n00b
    -own4d
    -uber
    -1337
    -0\/\/n3d
    -lol
    -o\/\/n4d
    -looool
    -omgwtfpwned
    -lolololol
    -teh_pwn
    -rofl
    -teh_suck
    -lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    don't forget

    -awned
    -ducy
    -qwned
    -teh
    -xwned
    -suxors
    -zwned
    -piitb
    -0wn3d
    -n00b
    -own4d
    -uber
    -1337
    -0\/\/n3d
    -lol
    -o\/\/n4d
    -looool
    -omgwtfpwned
    -lolololol
    -teh_pwn
    -rofl
    -teh_suck
    -lmao
    Yes, those too. "Looooooool" is really bad.
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    Freedom of e-speech = STBY
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    Quote Originally Posted by samsonite2100
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    don't forget

    -awned
    -ducy
    -qwned
    -teh
    -xwned
    -suxors
    -zwned
    -piitb
    -0wn3d
    -n00b
    -own4d
    -uber
    -1337
    -0\/\/n3d
    -lol
    -o\/\/n4d
    -looool
    -omgwtfpwned
    -lolololol
    -teh_pwn
    -rofl
    -teh_suck
    -lmao
    Yes, those too. "Looooooool" is really bad.
    fuck you then
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Freedom of e-speech = STBY
    What does frozen yogurt have to do with this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miffed22001
    Quote Originally Posted by samsonite2100
    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    don't forget

    -awned
    -ducy
    -qwned
    -teh
    -xwned
    -suxors
    -zwned
    -piitb
    -0wn3d
    -n00b
    -own4d
    -uber
    -1337
    -0\/\/n3d
    -lol
    -o\/\/n4d
    -looool
    -omgwtfpwned
    -lolololol
    -teh_pwn
    -rofl
    -teh_suck
    -lmao
    Yes, those too. "Looooooool" is really bad.
    fuck you then
    Well played, sir.
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    lol pwned shipitholla n00b
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    This is like asking the Internet to stop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by samsonite2100
    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Freedom of e-speech = STBY
    What does frozen yogurt have to do with this?
    zomg TCBYs BWNS j00
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    THIS THREAD IS DUMB AMIRITE!?!?!?
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    whats wrong with 'yah' ???
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    I would just like to point out that you used zomg in your subject title and you also used it as a word you don't like. You probably didn't notice this or understand the irony of this circumstance. You should probably change your subject so you don't look like an idiot. No need to thank me.
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Humor in irony, bigred. Learn to recognize it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    Humor in irony, bigred. Learn to recognize it.
    Zomg, what is irony?
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    whats wrong with 'yah' ???
    What's wrong with "yeah"???

    I would just like to point out that you used zomg in your subject title and you also used it as a word you don't like. You probably didn't notice this or understand the irony of this circumstance. You should probably change your subject so you don't look like an idiot. No need to thank me.
    kthxbye
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sykedupp
    xtra ltter = -EV
    -Chris
    Can we please stop using abbreviations like "-EV". What's wrong with just "negative expected value"?
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    samsonite2100, you do realize that theres a reason for the 'nazi' in 'grammar nazi', right?

    Just because youre right doesnt mean youll win.
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    samsonite2100, you do realize that theres a reason for the 'nazi' in 'grammar nazi', right?

    Just because youre right doesnt mean youll win.
    Interesting implications you get when you put these two statements together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    samsonite2100, you do realize that theres a reason for the 'nazi' in 'grammar nazi', right?

    Just because youre right doesnt mean youll win.
    This isn't really about grammar--it's about being sick of the cutsey little e-abbreviations that people substitute for actual wit, content, humor, etc.

    Interesting implications you get when you put these two statements together.
    Yeah, I thought so, too.
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    smileys are so much better

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xianti
    This is like asking the Internet to stop.
    omgwtfpwned
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    smileys are so much better

    Useful in so many situations, isn't it. Like this one. Fucking shit warpe, I earned the right to use the emoticon first in the commune forum!
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    Quote Originally Posted by euphoricism
    Quote Originally Posted by Warpe
    smileys are so much better

    Useful in so many situations, isn't it. Like this one. Fucking shit warpe, I earned the right to use the emoticon first in the commune forum!
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    rofl. NH.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    samsonite2100, you do realize that theres a reason for the 'nazi' in 'grammar nazi', right?

    Just because youre right doesnt mean youll win.
    Are you therefore saying that the nazis were correct in their actions?
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    jesus.. do I need to spell it out next time I make a joke?

    Im half black and half white, My girlfreind over 2 and ah alf years is jewish, its a joke ffs. I thought it was a very funny one at that...
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    I laughed. I thought it was both clever and funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
    I laughed. I thought it was both clever and funny.
    thanks yo usir, you have a good sense of humor, wanna make some babies? Ive got blonde hair and blue eyes, how'bout you?
    You-- yes, you-- you're a cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boostNslide
    Ive got blonde hair and blue eyes, how'bout you?
    Isn't that a requirement for you people?




    Edit: Ahahahahaha a half black man with blonde hair and blue eyes. Just hilarious.
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    ZOMG!!!!1!!!~!111!!!ONE!!!!1111!

    SIIHP
    BR: $.1k
    Goal 2: July 1 $10k

    IIbeatsUU: lol u raised with that?

    you mini raised, therefore you desereve whatever you get....

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    Quote Originally Posted by thenonsequitur
    Quote Originally Posted by Sykedupp
    xtra ltter = -EV
    -Chris
    Can we please stop using abbreviations like "-EV". What's wrong with just "negative expected value"?
    Can you please stop addressing people as we, WE have names!
    LOL OPERATIONS
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    Are we just all pronouns to you Samsonite?
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    you guys are being stupid.

    The forum subculture licks my sack. Its almost as bad as the weed subculture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Renton
    you guys are being stupid.

    The forum subculture licks my sack. Its almost as bad as the weed subculture.
    What the hell do you mean by "you guys"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Triptan3s
    Are we just all pronouns to you Samsonite?
    It wasn't me!

    And yes!
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    I'm still at the amatuer level.
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