Those were like the copycat blogs. They wanted to be like Jesus. I bet he did have a blog. He probably named it something cool too, like

Jesus' writing about cool stuff LOLOLL!!!!!.

Mood: enlightened

Interests: Good will to man LOL!, Emo music even though my dad disapproves!!!11!!

Peaves: Crucifiction

Check out my favorite page! http://www.jesusdance.com/

Probably something like that.