Donk of the day (low content)

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Fnord ($118.35)
UTG ($19.20)
MP1 ($54.60)
MP2 ($104.40)
CO ($97)
Button ($114.65)
SB ($75.90)

Preflop: Fnord is BB with 7, 9.
UTG calls $1, MP1 calls $1, 3 folds, SB completes, Fnord checks.

Flop: ($4) Q, 7, 8 (4 players)
SB checks, Fnord bets $3, UTG folds, MP1 calls $3, SB folds.

Turn: ($10) 5 (2 players)
Fnord bets $7, MP1 calls $7.

River: ($24) 6 (2 players)
Fnord bets $10, MP1 calls $10.

Final Pot: $44

Results in white below:
Fnord has 7c 9c (straight, nine high).
MP1 has 9h Th (straight, ten high).
Outcome: MP1 wins $44.

Dude, he's open ended. WOuldn't be surprised if he calls off his entire stack on this. Too stupid to raise the river, love the value call with the nuts, guy doesn't even have a fold or raise button, all he needs is a call button nucka.

MP: Ahuck, 6 card str8t
Fnord: Wanna cyber? y/n
MP: We gotta be realted.
Fnord: I touched ur son...

He was value calling his nuts just like Beautiful Bill Fillmaff.

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WildBob: Why?
PokerStarsDude07: He should be out with girls instead of making the most unfunny movies ever.
WildBob: Oh
PokerStarsDude07:Gotta go cut myself, becasue my parents are middle class.
WildBob:Emo kids...

I would have raised the river with my nut straight and taken all of Fnords $$ !!!

Originally Posted by BankItPayette

I would have raised the river with my nut straight and taken all of Fnords $$ !!!

i think most people raise with the nuts hahaha

Long live the Donks !!!!!

can't blame him, you coulda had AQ or overpair.

Originally Posted by TalentedTom

can't blame him, you coulda had AQ or overpair.

Did you miss the part where he smooth called the NUTS on the river when he had me in a spot where he should have taken me to the cleaners?

Originally Posted by Fnord

Originally Posted by TalentedTom

can't blame him, you coulda had AQ or overpair.

Did you miss the part where he smooth called the NUTS on the river when he had me in a spot where he should have taken me to the cleaners?

To understand the donk you must become the donk. You are still thinking too much like "fnord"

Originally Posted by TalentedTom

Originally Posted by Fnord

Originally Posted by TalentedTom

can't blame him, you coulda had AQ or overpair.

Did you miss the part where he smooth called the NUTS on the river when he had me in a spot where he should have taken me to the cleaners?

To understand the donk you must become the donk. You are still thinking too much like "fnord"

While I know you are correct, it's hard to imagine anybody could be that bad. Forget the fact that he was drawing with terrible odds, but how do you not raise the river heads up when you have the nuts? At first I was thinking maybe he just misclicked or didn't realize it since he was multitabling or something, then I realized he was probably just that bad. It was quite humerous no matter how I look at it..