Donk of the day (low content)

That would be me, for trying to isolate the short stack and win some dead money. It was a good idea, but I should have given it up when I met resistance.

My reasoning was, I couldn't give him credit for a premium hand given the way he played preflop. I figured he knew I was trying to isolate the short stack, and tried to re-steal the sidepot from me. Then he made a weak little bitch bet on the flop and I figured I could take the pot away from him a good percentage of the time by going all-in, especially since that flop probably didn't hit him. But this is way too fancy for 50NL and I should have just folded, I think.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

BB ($71.15)
UTG ($103.50)
MP ($3.75)
Hero ($52.50)
SB ($48)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7, K.
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, BB calls $1.50, MP raises to $3.75, Hero raises to $10, BB raises to $16.75, Hero calls $6.25.

Flop: ($37) 9, 5, 9 (3 players)
BB bets $10, Hero raises to $36.25, BB calls $26.25.

Turn: ($109.50) T (3 players)

River: ($109.50) 4 (3 players)

Final Pot: $109.50

Oh, and the donk of the century is BB, for insta-calling me with J Q. I won a $100 pot with king high.

Hey, he had 3 card straightflus draw

The title is disputed!

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

SB ($117.70)
BB ($97.35)
UTG ($34.50)
UTG+1 ($98.50)
MP1 ($152.90)
MP2 ($65.90)
CO ($151.65)
Fnord ($116.70)

Preflop: Fnord is Button with 8, 8.
4 folds, CO calls $1, Fnord raises to $4, 2 folds, CO calls $3.

Flop: ($9.50) 8, 6, 4 (2 players)
CO checks, Fnord bets $6, CO calls $6.

Turn: ($21.50) Q (2 players)
CO checks, Fnord bets $15, CO calls $15.

River: ($51.50) A (2 players)
CO bets $26, Fnord raises to $52, CO calls $26.

Final Pot: $155.50

Results in white below:
CO has Kd 7d (high card, ace).
Fnord has 8h 8c (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: Fnord wins $155.50.

He then went on mad monkey tilt for the rest of his stack...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

MP1 ($93.20)
MP2 ($33)
CO ($60)
Button ($124.40)
SB ($89)
BB ($71.15)
Fnord ($192.20)
UTG+1 ($61.50)

Preflop: Fnord is UTG with 2, 5.
3 folds, MP2 raises to $3, 1 fold, Button calls $3, SB calls $2.50, BB raises to $20, MP2 folds, Button folds, SB calls $17.

Flop: ($46) 9, 4, 7 (2 players)
SB bets $10, BB calls $10.

Turn: ($66) 4 (2 players)
SB checks, BB bets $41.15 (All-In), SB calls $41.15.

River: ($148.30) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $148.30

Results in white below:
BB has 8s 6d (one pair, fours).
SB has Qs Ad (one pair, fours).
Outcome: SB wins $148.30.

ill repost this
my entry from the weekend.

hahaha
goddamn bloody owned.
Oh yeah, image is laggy

Texas Hold'em No Limit EUR 0,50/1,00 -

Players:
-verkkis- (EUR 59,45 in seat 1)
Drummer44 (EUR 85,10 in seat 2)
diipdish (EUR 83,55 in seat 3)
Miffed1 (EUR 272,56 in seat 4)
princo1 (EUR 137,60 in seat 5)
proby* (EUR 46,30 in seat 6)

Dealer: Drummer44
Small Blind: diipdish (0,50)
Big Blind: Miffed1 (1,00)

Miffed1 was dealt: 6h - 5h

princo1 Raise (5,00)
proby* Fold
-verkkis- Call (5,00)
Drummer44 Fold
diipdish Call (4,50)
Miffed1 Call (4,00) i love this table.

Flop 3h - 7c - 4s i love this flop

diipdish Check
Miffed1 Check
princo1 Bet (18,00)
-verkkis- Call (18,00)
diipdish Fold
Miffed1 Call (18,00)

Turn 3h - 7c - 4s - 6s

Miffed1 Check
princo1 Bet (40,00)
-verkkis- Fold
Miffed1 Raise (80,00)
princo1 Call (40,00) i love this call

River 3h - 7c - 4s - 6s - Ah

Miffed1 Bet (33,00)
princo1 Call (33,00) thats funny

Miffed1 shows: 6h - 5h (a straight, seven high)
princo1 didn't show: Kh - Kc (a pair of kings)

Miffed1 wins: EUR 297,00 (with a straight, seven high)
Rake: EUR 3,00