Okay, so the result. I tanked, of course. Then...

The Xianti: calls
*** TURN *** [ :Qh: ]
*** RIVER *** [ :Qc: ]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
limpnaintez wins $1,135 with Full House, Jacks full of Queens

I called after figuring that the draws were in his range as well as AK. As for a better hand, KJ was the likeliest that I put him on and was kinda surprised to see he had JJ. Curious play for a set, I think. Maybe he recently had flopped sets cracked.

Lawn chair, my ass, Fnord!