PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

SB ($95.30)
BB ($133)
UTG ($129.45)
UTG+1 ($83.55)
MP1 ($124.35)
MP2 ($15)
Fnord ($129.60)
CO ($106.15)
Button ($111.40)

Preflop: Fnord is MP3 with Q, Q.
3 folds, MP2 calls $1, Fnord raises to $3, 4 folds, MP2 calls $2.

Flop: ($7.50) 9, 7, 7 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Fnord bets $5, MP2 raises to $12, Fnord calls $7.

Turn: ($31.50) T (2 players)

River: ($31.50) T (2 players)

Final Pot: $31.50

Results in white below:
MP2 has 4h 4d (two pair, tens and sevens).
Fnord has Qh Qd (two pair, queens and tens).
Outcome: Fnord wins $31.50.

The very next hand:

UTG is pretty bad.
CO isn't as bad and probably has at least something purdy.
Blinds are nits.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

Button ($94.80)
SB ($132)
BB ($129.45)
UTG ($83.55)
UTG+1 ($124.35)
Fnord ($144.55)
MP2 ($106.15)
CO ($111.40)

Preflop: Fnord is MP1 with 8, 8.
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, Fnord raises to $3, 1 fold, CO calls $3, 3 folds, UTG calls $2.

Flop: ($10.50) J, K, 6 (3 players)
UTG checks, Fnord checks, CO bets $1, UTG calls $1, Fnord folds...