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  1. #1

    Default Idiot slow play!! I wish I would pay attention!

    Getting Hand History Information...
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    Hand #1961193-3698 at Searights (No Limit Hold'em)
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    Started at 06/Jul/04 22:34:21

    joe6883 is at seat 0 with $9.75.
    Mr Gary is at seat 1 with $27.25.
    baka-dude is at seat 2 with $18.90.
    hopscotch32 is at seat 3 with $2.85.
    TEXAS DH is at seat 4 with $2.65.
    galaysia69 is at seat 5 with $9.35.
    Scgolfer is at seat 6 with $35.70.
    pokertard is at seat 7 with $4.75.
    ybgurTT is at seat 8 with $20.65.
    Larz Tallica is at seat 9 with $3.05.
    The button is at seat 5.

    Scgolfer posts the small blind of $.10.
    pokertard posts the big blind of $.25.

    joe6883: -- --
    Mr Gary: -- --
    baka-dude: -- --
    hopscotch32: -- --
    TEXAS DH: -- --
    galaysia69: -- --
    Scgolfer: Qs Qc
    pokertard: -- --
    ybgurTT: -- --
    Larz Tallica: -- --

    Pre-flop:

    ybgurTT calls. Larz Tallica folds. joe6883 folds.
    Mr Gary calls. baka-dude folds. hopscotch32 calls.
    TEXAS DH calls. galaysia69 calls. Scgolfer raises
    to $2.10. pokertard folds. ybgurTT calls. Mr Gary
    folds. hopscotch32 folds. TEXAS DH goes all-in for
    $2.65. galaysia69 folds. Scgolfer calls. ybgurTT
    calls.

    Flop (board: Tc 4c Qh):

    Scgolfer checks. ybgurTT checks.

    Turn (board: Tc 4c Qh Ad):

    Scgolfer checks. ybgurTT checks.

    River (board: Tc 4c Qh Ad Kd):

    Scgolfer bets $8.95. ybgurTT raises to $17.90.
    Scgolfer goes all-in for $33.05. ybgurTT goes all-in
    for $18. Scgolfer is returned $15.05 (uncalled).



    Showdown:

    Scgolfer shows Qs Qc.
    Scgolfer has Qs Qc Qh Ad Kd: three queens.
    ybgurTT shows 7d Jc.
    ybgurTT has Jc Tc Qh Ad Kd: straight, ace high.
    TEXAS DH shows 4s 5s.
    TEXAS DH has 4s 4c Qh Ad Kd: a pair of fours.


    Hand #1961193-3698 Summary:

    $1 is raked from a total pot of $44.95.
    $.40 is raked from the main pot of $8.95.
    $.60 is raked from side pot #1 of $36.
    ybgurTT wins the main pot $8.55 with straight, ace high.
    ybgurTT wins the side pot $35.40 with straight, ace high.
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    Holy crap I cant play against Yoda!!
  2. #2
    that is quite possibly the worst poker play i have ever seen
  3. #3
    Thanks maxx, I appreciate your sympathy. hehehe Dont you think I already feel like a dufus? People if your going to 3 tables please pay attention to what is going on. Learn from my idiotic play! I AM SO STUPID!!
    Holy crap I cant play against Yoda!!
  4. #4
    Wait a minute doesn't 3 queens beat a straight? Oh yea NO! lol
    Holy crap I cant play against Yoda!!
  5. #5
    [homer] doh! [/homer]
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    cod3machin3
    -=insert witty, thought provoking comment here=-
  6. #6
    Been there, done that...

    http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=97

    Need to respect the broadway straight. I've probably lost nearly as much money to it as I have to sets. Flop is fine, but I think you got to wake up on the Turn.
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    Hahaha, man. I know it hurts, but it is funny to read.

    Anyway, don't be checking when you're trapping, even when there isn't a draw like that, at least under bet! Maybe you'll get a raise. If they just call, then you hit them on the turn.
  8. #8
    Hitting the third nipple with a pair of ladies is my curse hand, I'm either losing to a straight or losing to a flush.
    Poker is all about the long long long long long long long term . . .
    Barney's back . . . back again . . .
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    I guess ladies with a third nipple are unlucky ...
  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by michael1123
    I guess ladies with a third nipple are unlucky ...
    LMAO, reminds me of the film Total Recall "You make me wish I had three hands"
    Poker is all about the long long long long long long long term . . .
    Barney's back . . . back again . . .
  11. #11
    golfer, golfer, golfer!

    say it with me (and use mr macky's voice from southpark):"slowplaying is bad, um'kay"

  12. #12
    But wtf was i doing going all in. When all he needed was a Jack. I wasn't paying attention and the way the board looked I didn't notice the straight. I'm a fricken idiot. He made an awful call with j7o of my 1.50 raise. I made a worse decison not to bet the turn. I made an even worse decision to call allin on the river. Hmmm He makes 1 bad error. I make 2 bad errors. Hmmm who is the fish???
    I can only imagine what the table thought after that blunder. Before that I was ruling the table. I was tight aggressive and had doubled my buyin without doublng up. I am having nightmares. What a dufus I am.
    Holy crap I cant play against Yoda!!
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    You had doubled your buyin with out doubling up? Wow!
  14. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by scgolfer
    But wtf was i doing going all in. When all he needed was a Jack. I wasn't paying attention and the way the board looked I didn't notice the straight. I'm a fricken idiot.
    I did the exact same thing. I'd show the hand history, but after the hand was done I got so mad at myself that I shut down the computer until the next day. I never requested it.

    I had pocket Js
    Flop came J,8,2 rainbow.
    I checked, he checked
    Turn came with a Q
    I checked, he bet, I raised, he called.
    River: T
    He bet, I raised, he went all in, I called.

    Why was I surprised to see him flip a Q9 over?

    Slow-playing is only bad for other people. Nothing bad will ever happen to me. I am above the downfalls of slow-playing. Ha ha!
    I don't know what they have to say
    It makes no difference anyway.
    Whatever it is...
    I'm against it.
  15. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by michael1123
    You had doubled your buyin with out doubling up? Wow!
    I think he mean't he had doubled his buy in through solid play opposed to one big hand. Doubling without Doubling
    Poker is all about the long long long long long long long term . . .
    Barney's back . . . back again . . .

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