Remind me not to do this again (lc)

Horrible player, may as well be using marked cards, been robbing him blind, blah, blah, blah. Then I go and do this crap...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

SB ($46.55)
BB ($150.15)
UTG ($105.65)
Fnord ($122.45)
MP1 ($114.60)
MP2 ($38)
CO ($213.80)
Button ($33.90)

Preflop: Fnord is UTG+1 with Q, K.
UTG calls $1, Fnord raises to $4, 6 folds, UTG raises to $7, Fnord calls $3.

Flop: ($15.50) 5, 2, 9 (2 players)
UTG bets $7, Fnord raises to $30, UTG raises to $54, Fnord raises to $115.45, UTG calls $44.65 (All-In).

Turn: ($229.60) T (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($229.60) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $229.60

Results in white below:
UTG has Ad Ah (one pair, aces).
Fnord has Qd Kd (high card, king).
Outcome: UTG wins $212.80. Fnord wins $16.80.

Both of these are against the same player (but different than the above hand...)

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

CO ($171.30)
Button ($86.20)
SB ($99.80)
BB ($103.05)
UTG ($34.70)
MP1 ($90.85)
Hero ($126.90)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A, T.
UTG raises to $3, MP1 calls $3, Hero calls $3, 4 folds.

Flop: ($10.50) A, 3, 2 (3 players)
UTG checks, MP1 bets $5, Hero raises to $15, UTG calls $15, MP1 folds.

Turn: ($45.50) 4 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $17, UTG calls $16.70 (All-In).

River: ($79.20) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $79.20

Results in white below:
UTG has 4h 6h (two pair, sixes and fours).
Hero has Ac Tc (one pair, aces).
Outcome: UTG wins $78.90. Hero wins $0.29.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

CO ($98.50)
Button ($32.50)
SB ($96)
BB ($100.05)
UTG ($56.25)
UTG+1 ($180.80)
MP1 ($94.75)
Hero ($213.80)
MP3 ($70.15)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A, T.
UTG raises to $3, UTG+1 calls $3, 1 fold, Hero calls $3, 3 folds, SB calls $2.50, BB calls $2.

Flop: ($15) 6, 2, 4 (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets $7, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises to $30, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls $23.

Turn: ($75) 4 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $24, UTG calls $23.25 (All-In).

River: ($122.25) 9 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $122.25

Results in white below:
UTG has Ah Ad (two pair, aces and fours).
Hero has As Tc (one pair, fours).
Outcome: UTG wins $121.50. Hero wins $0.75.

Hand 1, why not just call in position and get aggressive when you hit something?

Hand 2, NH

Hand 3, why are you calling a UTG raise and UTG1 flat call with ATo? Was the table that bad? I always have thought you were against calling with a likely dominated hand, even though you could end up with the button.

Hand 1: Ugh. Call the flop! Since villian is so horrible like you say, I think you probably stack him if the flush hits. What makes you think your overs are live?

Hand2: Standard. Punish those damn shorties.

Hand 3: Turn push sucks. 0 FE and most likely an 80/20 dog here, with the slight possibilty of drawing dead. I probably call the flop bet here, and if he shows weakness on the turn then you can steal the pot.