Horrible player, may as well be using marked cards, been robbing him blind, blah, blah, blah. Then I go and do this crap...

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cx

SB ($46.55)
BB ($150.15)
UTG ($105.65)
Fnord ($122.45)
MP1 ($114.60)
MP2 ($38)
CO ($213.80)
Button ($33.90)

Preflop: Fnord is UTG+1 with Q, K.
UTG calls $1, Fnord raises to $4, 6 folds, UTG raises to $7, Fnord calls $3.

Flop: ($15.50) 5, 2, 9 (2 players)
UTG bets $7, Fnord raises to $30, UTG raises to $54, Fnord raises to $115.45, UTG calls $44.65 (All-In).

Turn: ($229.60) T (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($229.60) 3 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $229.60

Results in white below:
UTG has Ad Ah (one pair, aces).
Fnord has Qd Kd (high card, king).
Outcome: UTG wins $212.80. Fnord wins $16.80.