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    Default Table talk (LC)

    PokerStars Game #2626200677: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2005/09/21 - 04:50:31 (ET)
    Table 'Polyxo III' Seat #3 is the button
    Seat 1: marsh313 ($24.25 in chips)
    Seat 2: Pincchio ($10.95 in chips)
    Seat 3: gijoy ($82.65 in chips)
    Seat 4: Inge Rik ($24.15 in chips)
    Seat 5: Demiparadigm ($92.35 in chips)
    Seat 6: jc8888 ($53.20 in chips)
    Seat 7: TheWizWard ($23.55 in chips)
    Seat 8: tizzah ($23.90 in chips)
    Seat 9: PAWEN ($50.20 in chips)
    Inge Rik: posts small blind $0.25
    Demiparadigm: posts big blind $0.50
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Demiparadigm [3d 3c]
    jc8888: calls $0.50
    TheWizWard: calls $0.50
    tizzah: folds
    PAWEN: folds
    marsh313: folds
    Pincchio: calls $0.50
    gijoy: folds
    Inge Rik: folds
    Demiparadigm said, "I need a 3"
    Demiparadigm: checks
    *** FLOP *** [5s Qd As]
    Demiparadigm: checks
    jc8888: checks
    Demiparadigm said, "damn"
    TheWizWard: checks
    Pincchio: checks
    *** TURN *** [5s Qd As] [2h]
    Demiparadigm said, "3 or 4..."
    Demiparadigm: checks
    jc8888: checks
    TheWizWard: checks
    Pincchio: checks
    *** RIVER *** [5s Qd As 2h] [4d]
    Demiparadigm said, "w00t"
    Demiparadigm: bets $2
    jc8888: folds
    TheWizWard: folds
    Pincchio: folds
    jc8888 said, "raise"
    jc8888 said, "aw"
    Demiparadigm collected $2.15 from pot
    Demiparadigm: shows [3d 3c] (a straight, Ace to Five)
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $2.25 | Rake $0.10
    Board [5s Qd As 2h 4d]
    Seat 1: marsh313 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: Pincchio folded on the River
    Seat 3: gijoy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Inge Rik (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 5: Demiparadigm (big blind) collected ($2.15)
    Seat 6: jc8888 folded on the River
    Seat 7: TheWizWard folded on the River
    Seat 8: tizzah folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 9: PAWEN folded before Flop (didn't bet)


    PokerStars Game #2626204134: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2005/09/21 - 04:53:03 (ET)
    Table 'Polyxo III' Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: marsh313 ($24.25 in chips)
    Seat 2: Pincchio ($10.45 in chips)
    Seat 3: gijoy ($82.15 in chips)
    Seat 4: Inge Rik ($23.90 in chips)
    Seat 5: Demiparadigm ($93.75 in chips)
    Seat 6: jc8888 ($52.45 in chips)
    Seat 7: TheWizWard ($24.45 in chips)
    Seat 8: tizzah ($23.90 in chips)
    Seat 9: PAWEN ($49.70 in chips)
    TheWizWard: posts small blind $0.25
    tizzah: posts big blind $0.50
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Demiparadigm [Ad Ah]
    PAWEN: folds
    marsh313: folds
    Pincchio: folds
    Demiparadigm said, "oooooooh pretty"
    gijoy: folds
    Inge Rik: folds
    Demiparadigm: calls $0.50
    jc8888: folds
    TheWizWard: calls $0.25
    tizzah: checks
    *** FLOP *** [5d 8c Jh]
    Demiparadigm said, "I need an A"
    TheWizWard: bets $1
    tizzah: folds
    Demiparadigm said, "A"
    Demiparadigm: calls $1
    *** TURN *** [5d 8c Jh] [As]
    TheWizWard: checks
    Demiparadigm said, "yes!"
    Demiparadigm: bets $2
    TheWizWard: calls $2
    *** RIVER *** [5d 8c Jh As] [9s]
    TheWizWard: checks
    Demiparadigm said, "damn...."
    Demiparadigm: bets $4
    Demiparadigm said, "you have AJ?"
    TheWizWard: calls $4
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    Demiparadigm: shows [Ad Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
    TheWizWard: mucks hand
    Demiparadigm collected $14.75 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $15.50 | Rake $0.75
    Board [5d 8c Jh As 9s]
    Seat 1: marsh313 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 2: Pincchio folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: gijoy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Inge Rik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: Demiparadigm showed [Ad Ah] and won ($14.75) with three of a kind, Aces
    Seat 6: jc8888 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: TheWizWard (small blind) mucked [Jd Qh]
    Seat 8: tizzah (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 9: PAWEN folded before Flop (didn't bet)


    PokerStars Game #2626215126: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2005/09/21 - 05:01:39 (ET)
    Table 'Polyxo III' Seat #6 is the button
    Seat 1: marsh313 ($15.75 in chips)
    Seat 2: Pincchio ($9.70 in chips)
    Seat 3: gijoy ($67.85 in chips)
    Seat 4: Inge Rik ($44.75 in chips)
    Seat 5: Demiparadigm ($101 in chips)
    Seat 6: jc8888 ($52.45 in chips)
    Seat 7: TheWizWard ($16.80 in chips)
    Seat 8: tizzah ($26.60 in chips)
    Seat 9: PAWEN ($45.70 in chips)
    TheWizWard: posts small blind $0.25
    tizzah: posts big blind $0.50
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Demiparadigm [6h 6s]
    PAWEN: folds
    marsh313: calls $0.50
    Pincchio: folds
    gijoy: calls $0.50
    Inge Rik: calls $0.50
    Demiparadigm: calls $0.50
    jc8888: folds
    TheWizWard: calls $0.25
    tizzah: checks
    *** FLOP *** [6d 7h 8h]
    TheWizWard: checks
    tizzah: checks
    marsh313: bets $0.50
    gijoy: folds
    Inge Rik: calls $0.50
    Demiparadigm: raises $1.50 to $2
    TheWizWard: calls $2
    tizzah: folds
    marsh313: calls $1.50
    Demiparadigm said, "7"
    Inge Rik: folds
    *** TURN *** [6d 7h 8h] [2c]
    TheWizWard: checks
    marsh313: checks
    Demiparadigm said, "cmon lucky 7"
    Demiparadigm: bets $5
    TheWizWard: raises $9.30 to $14.30 and is all-in
    marsh313: folds
    Demiparadigm: calls $9.30
    *** RIVER *** [6d 7h 8h 2c] [4s]
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    TheWizWard: shows [2h 7c] (two pair, Sevens and Deuces)
    Demiparadigm: shows [6h 6s] (three of a kind, Sixes)
    Demiparadigm collected $36.25 from pot
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $38.10 | Rake $1.85
    Board [6d 7h 8h 2c 4s]
    Seat 1: marsh313 folded on the Turn
    Seat 2: Pincchio folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: gijoy folded on the Flop
    Seat 4: Inge Rik folded on the Flop
    Seat 5: Demiparadigm showed [6h 6s] and won ($36.25) with three of a kind, Sixes
    Seat 6: jc8888 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 7: TheWizWard (small blind) showed [2h 7c] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Deuces
    Seat 8: tizzah (big blind) folded on the Flop
    Seat 9: PAWEN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Demiparadigm said, "guess I didn't want a 7"
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
  2. #2
    PokerStars Game #2626253489: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2005/09/21 - 05:37:06 (ET)
    Table 'Polyxo III' Seat #5 is the button
    Seat 1: marsh313 ($16.50 in chips)
    Seat 2: aznjim86 ($11.90 in chips)
    Seat 3: gijoy ($74.35 in chips)
    Seat 4: Inge Rik ($46.75 in chips)
    Seat 5: Demiparadigm ($119 in chips)
    Seat 6: Shoulder ($31.85 in chips)
    Seat 7: TheWizWard ($24.30 in chips)
    Seat 9: PAWEN ($65.50 in chips)
    aznjim86 said, "mmm nh"
    Shoulder: posts small blind $0.25
    TheWizWard: posts big blind $0.50
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Demiparadigm [5s 5h]
    Shoulder said, "u2"
    PAWEN: folds
    marsh313: calls $0.50
    aznjim86: folds
    gijoy: folds
    Inge Rik: folds
    Demiparadigm: calls $0.50
    Shoulder: folds
    TheWizWard: raises $0.50 to $1
    marsh313: calls $0.50
    Demiparadigm: calls $0.50
    *** FLOP *** [Qs 2c 5d]
    TheWizWard: bets $1
    marsh313: calls $1
    Demiparadigm said, "haha"
    Demiparadigm said, "I got you."
    Demiparadigm: calls $1
    *** TURN *** [Qs 2c 5d] [8s]
    aznjim86 said, "lol"
    TheWizWard: bets $2.50
    marsh313: calls $2.50
    Demiparadigm: raises $2.50 to $5
    aznjim86 said, "tell me wat u have "
    TheWizWard: raises $2.50 to $7.50
    marsh313: raises $7 to $14.50 and is all-in
    Demiparadigm: calls $9.50
    TheWizWard: raises $7 to $21.50
    Demiparadigm: calls $7
    *** RIVER *** [Qs 2c 5d 8s] [3d]
    TheWizWard: bets $0.50
    aznjim86 said, "dont bet wizard ur goign to get outdrawn on river"
    Demiparadigm: calls $0.50
    *** SHOW DOWN ***
    TheWizWard: shows [Ac As] (a pair of Aces)
    Demiparadigm: shows [5s 5h] (three of a kind, Fives)
    aznjim86 said, "lol"
    Demiparadigm collected $14.45 from side pot
    marsh313: mucks hand
    Demiparadigm collected $47.30 from main pot
    TheWizWard said, "lol"
    aznjim86 said, "ouch"
    *** SUMMARY ***
    Total pot $64.75 Main pot $47.30. Side pot $14.45. | Rake $3
    Board [Qs 2c 5d 8s 3d]
    Seat 1: marsh313 mucked [Jc Qd]
    Seat 2: aznjim86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 3: gijoy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 4: Inge Rik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Seat 5: Demiparadigm (button) showed [5s 5h] and won ($61.75) with three of a kind, Fives
    Seat 6: Shoulder (small blind) folded before Flop
    Seat 7: TheWizWard (big blind) showed [Ac As] and lost with a pair of Aces
    Seat 9: PAWEN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
    Demiparadigm said, "I told you."
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
  3. #3
    I would shut off your chat in an instant. Especially if you were bullshitting sometimes. That shit tilts me.
    It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
    Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
  4. #4
    Haha weird that he didnt start to talk shit.
  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Rondavu
    I would shut off your chat in an instant. Especially if you were bullshitting sometimes. That shit tilts me.
    And that, sir, is the point.
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
  6. #6
    That's really funny. Out of curiosity, about what percent of the time do you actually tell the truth?

    It's stuff like this that makes me turn off chat entirely when playing. It's a bit sociopathic, but this game is hard enough.
    Discuss Plato, Aristotle and Aquinas at The Lyceum
  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by silverfist
    That's really funny. Out of curiosity, about what percent of the time do you actually tell the truth?

    It's stuff like this that makes me turn off chat entirely when playing. It's a bit sociopathic, but this game is hard enough.
    I pretty much always tell the truth.
    even when I said "cmon lucky 7" I was hoping for the board to pair.
    If WizWard had A) not been tilting and B) had more chips... I think this would be a routine laydown to his push.

    This is an important thing to note especially for live games. When someone tells you what they have, they are usually telling the truth.
    The strange thing is people often give you more action after you tell them than they would have had you just played out the hand.
    To win in poker you only need to be one step ahead of your opponents. Two steps may be detrimental.
  8. #8
    Some more funny tabletalk


    PokerStars Game #2641063580: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2005/09/23 - 07:42:43 (ET)
    Table 'Coelestina' Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: NaDa112 ($23.35 in chips)
    Seat 2: mikever ($17.20 in chips)
    Seat 4: Iwind ($26.15 in chips)
    Seat 5: Daxmoz ($26.60 in chips)
    Seat 6: JJarena1234 ($14.25 in chips)
    Seat 7: TiTuS420 ($5.10 in chips)
    Seat 9: Traveller03 ($4.30 in chips)
    mikever: posts small blind $0.10
    mezigue: is sitting out
    Iwind: posts big blind $0.25
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to Iwind [Js 8s]
    Daxmoz: folds
    JJarena1234: folds
    TiTuS420: folds
    Traveller03: folds
    NaDa112: folds
    Iwind said, "depends"
    mikever: raises $0.25 to $0.50
    JJarena1234 leaves the table
    Iwind: calls $0.25
    *** FLOP *** [5s Jh 6d]
    mikever: bets $0.50
    Iwind said, "2 pair, do you belive me?"
    Daxmoz leaves the table
    mikever said, "maybe"
    Iwind: raises $0.50 to $1
    Iwind said, "we will see then"
    mikever: calls $0.50
    *** TURN *** [5s Jh 6d] [6h]
    mikever: checks
    Iwind said, "house, how about now?"
    mikever said, "maybe"
    Iwind: bets $1.50
    Iwind said, "lets see"
    mikever said, "hmmm, let me do some pot odd calculation real fast"
    Iwind said, "lol, sure"

    mikever: calls $1.50
    *** RIVER *** [5s Jh 6d 6h] [Th]
    Iwind said, "15 secs"
    UK Richyboy joins the table at seat #6
    UK Richyboy is sitting out
    mikever said, "flush, do you believe me?"
    Roddan joins the table at seat #5
    Iwind said, "I don't care, lol"
    mikever: bets $1
    Iwind: raises $4 to $5
    Iwind said, "you know"
    mikever said, "guess not"
    mikever: folds
    Iwind said, "house beats flush"

    Iwind collected $7.65 from pot
    mikever said, "good raise"
    Iwind: doesn't show hand
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    himself fucker.
    "I don't care" was the most awesomest response to table take ever.

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