Hand one

***** Hand History for Game 4271912788 *****
$50 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 14, 22:43:21 ET 2006
Table Nile River (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: ibapilot ( $46.25 )
Seat 2: JonyMcaction ( $71.96 )
Seat 3: rankinc ( $52 )
Seat 4: ppcruiser ( $105.40 )
Seat 5: brehass ( $91.75 )
Seat 6: DrRingo ( $56.50 )
Seat 8: detroitrandy ( $119.21 )
Seat 9: MichaelPat ( $47.45 )
Seat 10: AATallBillAA ( $44.95 )
Seat 7: mrhappy333 ( $50.70 )
ibapilot posts small blind [$0.25].
JonyMcaction posts big blind [$0.50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to mrhappy333 [ Qs As ]
rankinc folds.
ppcruiser folds.
brehass folds.
mrhappy333 raises [$1].
detroitrandy folds.
MichaelPat folds.
AATallBillAA folds.
ibapilot folds.
JonyMcaction calls [$0.50].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ts, Jh, 4d ]
JonyMcaction bets [$2.50].
mrhappy333 raises [$5].
JonyMcaction calls [$2.50].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8h ]
JonyMcaction checks.
mrhappy333 checks.
** Dealing River ** [ 4c ]
JonyMcaction checks.
mrhappy333 checks.
JonyMcaction shows [ 9d, Jc ] two pairs, jacks and fours.
mrhappy333 doesn't show [ Qs, As ] a pair of fours.
JonyMcaction wins $11.65 from the main pot with two pairs, jacks and fours.
[b] I min raised. Flopped a gut shot straight.

Hand two

***** Hand History for Game 4289095610 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, May 16, 22:56:27 ET 2006
Table Easy Rider (Real Money)
Seat 9 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: raptorsfan12 ( $12.10 )
Seat 5: mrhappy333 ( $27.20 )
Seat 2: S3nergy ( $5.90 )
Seat 7: pondor ( $20.52 )
Seat 4: SiRmAx1mUs ( $4.12 )
Seat 9: RedDabs13 ( $12.60 )
Seat 6: ddpitts ( $4.14 )
Seat 8: JustPutter ( $25.35 )
Seat 3: duffmckagen ( $34.15 )
Seat 10: AFutureMILF ( $4.75 )
AFutureMILF posts small blind [$0.10].
raptorsfan12 posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to mrhappy333 [ Qc Ac ]
S3nergy folds.
duffmckagen folds.
SiRmAx1mUs folds.
>You have options at Table 98883 Table!.
mrhappy333 calls [$0.25].
ddpitts calls [$0.25].
pondor folds.
JustPutter calls [$0.25].
RedDabs13 folds.
AFutureMILF calls [$0.15].
raptorsfan12 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8s, 7s, Qs ]
AFutureMILF checks.
raptorsfan12 checks.
>You have options at Table 98883 Table!.
>You have options at Table 98362 Table!.
mrhappy333 bets [$0.25].
ddpitts raises [$1].
>You have options at Table 98883 Table!.
>You have options at Table 98216 Table!.
JustPutter folds.
AFutureMILF folds.
raptorsfan12 folds.
>You have options at Table 98362 Table!.
mrhappy333 raises [$3.75].
ddpitts is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kh ]
** Dealing River ** [ Td ]
mrhappy333 shows [ Qc, Ac ] a pair of queens.
ddpitts shows [ 8d, 8c ] three of a kind, eights.
mrhappy333 wins $0.11 from side pot #1 with a pair of queens.
ddpitts wins $8.58 from the main pot with three of a kind, eights.

This was just terrible.

Hand 3

***** Hand History for Game 4271650425 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 14, 22:14:11 ET 2006
Table Pot of Jam (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: Dawgpd06 ( $24.50 )
Seat 3: UMDterpsfan1 ( $6.19 )
Seat 4: PUNKUOUT ( $27.93 )
Seat 5: Ace_Holeder ( $6.05 )
Seat 6: edbooth ( $16.41 )
Seat 7: rlstickupkid ( $22.65 )
Seat 8: MaineStreet ( $41.87 )
Seat 9: pesved ( $6.42 )
Seat 10: ddhlakebound ( $9.40 )
Seat 2: mrhappy333 ( $26.20 )
Dawgpd06 posts small blind [$0.10].
mrhappy333 posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to mrhappy333 [ Qc Kh ]
UMDterpsfan1 folds.
>You have options at Table 98451 Table!.
PUNKUOUT raises [$1.37].
Ace_Holeder folds.
edbooth folds.
rlstickupkid folds.
pesved folds.
ddhlakebound folds.
Dawgpd06 folds.
mrhappy333 calls [$1.12].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7s, 8c, 9c ]
mrhappy333 checks.
PUNKUOUT checks.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qs ]
mrhappy333 bets [$2].
PUNKUOUT calls [$2].
** Dealing River ** [ 8s ]
mrhappy333 checks.
PUNKUOUT bets [$2.95].
mrhappy333 calls [$2.95].
PUNKUOUT shows [ Ac, Qd ] two pairs, queens and eights.
mrhappy333 doesn't show [ Qc, Kh ] two pairs, queens and eights.
PUNKUOUT wins $12.14 from the main pot with two pairs, queens and eights with ace kicker.
Ace_Holeder has left the table.

Maybe KQ in late position is no good?

Hand 4

***** Hand History for Game 4351800363 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, May 24, 18:44:10 ET 2006
Table Flipped Up (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: mrhappy333 ( $27.73 )
Seat 2: Bear_Swe ( $16.66 )
Seat 3: jakeotto80 ( $35.22 )
Seat 4: xctcollinsx ( $31.51 )
Seat 5: F1shBait ( $22.50 )
Seat 6: Liquidhawk13 ( $29.80 )
Seat 10: cocopops ( $9.74 )
Seat 7: doubleagle ( $24.55 )
Seat 8: pemtx ( $28.55 )
Seat 9: richl3222 ( $25 )
Bear_Swe posts small blind [$0.10].
jakeotto80 posts big blind [$0.25].
richl3222 posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to mrhappy333 [ Jc Kh ]
xctcollinsx folds.
F1shBait folds.
Liquidhawk13 folds.
doubleagle folds.
pemtx folds.
richl3222 checks.
cocopops calls [$0.25].
mrhappy333 raises [$1].
Bear_Swe folds.
jakeotto80 calls [$0.75].
richl3222 folds.
cocopops folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7c, 4d, 6d ]
jakeotto80 checks.
mrhappy333 bets [$3].
>You have options at Table 98727 Table!.
jakeotto80 raises [$6].
>You have options at Fine Swine Table!.
>You have options at Table 98727 Table!.
mrhappy333 raises [$17].
jakeotto80 is all-In.
>You have options at April Fools Table!.
mrhappy333 folds.
jakeotto80 does not show cards.
jakeotto80 wins $54.72

This has to be one of my most embarrising...I was on TILT...

hand 5

***** Hand History for Game 4276271287 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, May 15, 14:39:13 ET 2006
Table Dark Horse (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: newfiedog72 ( $14.20 )
Seat 2: seitter ( $9.25 )
Seat 3: MY_ROAD_GAME ( $24.75 )
Seat 4: t4_coyote ( $32.50 )
Seat 5: sinsyn ( $5 )
Seat 6: Stokie2004 ( $10.06 )
Seat 7: mrhappy333 ( $25.35 )
Seat 8: Pokertanya ( $5.75 )
Seat 9: Ll0yD ( $25 )
Seat 10: JJasonB ( $27.30 )
Stokie2004 posts small blind [$0.10].
mrhappy333 posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to mrhappy333 [ Jh Jd ]
Pokertanya calls [$0.25].
JJasonB folds.
newfiedog72 calls [$0.25].
seitter folds.
MY_ROAD_GAME folds.
t4_coyote calls [$0.25].
sinsyn folds.
Stokie2004 calls [$0.15].
mrhappy333 raises [$1.75].
Pokertanya calls [$1.75].
newfiedog72 calls [$1.75].
t4_coyote folds.
Stokie2004 folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7d, 6s, 5s ]
mrhappy333 bets [$5].
Pokertanya is all-In.
newfiedog72 calls [$5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ah ]
mrhappy333 checks.
newfiedog72 bets [$4].
mrhappy333 calls [$4].
** Dealing River ** [ Tc ]
mrhappy333 checks.
newfiedog72 is all-In.
mrhappy333 calls [$3.20].
mrhappy333 shows [ Jh, Jd ] a pair of jacks.
Pokertanya doesn't show [ 9c, 9s ] a pair of nines.
newfiedog72 shows [ Ac, 6d ] two pairs, aces and sixes.
newfiedog72 wins $16.05 from side pot #1 with two pairs, aces and sixes.
newfiedog72 wins $16.90 from the main pot with two pairs, aces and sixes.



Man, I review these and just think of what an ass I am.

Hand 6
***** Hand History for Game 4271420695 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 14, 21:47:22 ET 2006
Table Magic Lamp (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: kelseydaman ( $25 )
Seat 6: fishRfriendZ ( $49.70 )
Seat 8: MedmanZ ( $64.18 )
Seat 9: rodneyskate ( $47.12 )
Seat 10: swingnite ( $79.20 )
Seat 2: mrhappy333 ( $46.95 )
Seat 5: PornMachine ( $24.25 )
Seat 4: K_brown ( $24.65 )
Seat 7: honkingoose ( $31.50 )
Seat 3: WXW04 ( $4.65 )
fishRfriendZ posts small blind [$0.10].
honkingoose posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to mrhappy333 [ Jd 9d ]
MedmanZ raises [$0.75].
rodneyskate folds.
swingnite calls [$0.75].
kelseydaman folds.
mrhappy333 calls [$0.75].
WXW04 folds.
K_brown folds.
PornMachine folds.
fishRfriendZ folds.
honkingoose folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Th, Qd, 4d ]
MedmanZ bets [$1].
swingnite calls [$1].
mrhappy333 calls [$1].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6d ]
MedmanZ checks.
swingnite bets [$2].
mrhappy333 calls [$2].
MedmanZ calls [$2].
** Dealing River ** [ 4s ]
MedmanZ checks.
swingnite bets [$2].
mrhappy333 calls [$2].
MedmanZ raises [$15].
>You have options at Table 95359 Table!.
swingnite calls [$13].
mrhappy333 calls [$13].
MedmanZ shows [ 6s, 4c ] a full house, Fours full of sixes.
swingnite doesn't show [ Qs, Js ] two pairs, queens and fours.
mrhappy333 doesn't show [ Jd, 9d ] a flush, queen high.
MedmanZ wins $53.80 from the main pot with a full house, Fours full of sixes.

 Open ended straight draw, then, I get a flush, I figured theres 2 cards that could beat me. Didn't think of the FH

Hand 7

***** Hand History for Game 4271509292 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 14, 21:58:39 ET 2006
Table Magic Lamp (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: kelseydaman ( $33.30 )
Seat 6: fishRfriendZ ( $49 )
Seat 8: MedmanZ ( $98.91 )
Seat 9: rodneyskate ( $47.77 )
Seat 2: mrhappy333 ( $26.50 )
Seat 5: PornMachine ( $24.85 )
Seat 4: K_brown ( $16.80 )
Seat 7: honkingoose ( $31.15 )
Seat 3: WXW04 ( $4.30 )
Seat 10: Lampasas ( $24.72 )
MedmanZ posts small blind [$0.10].
rodneyskate posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to mrhappy333 [ 8c 8d ]
Lampasas calls [$0.25].
kelseydaman raises [$1.50].
mrhappy333 calls [$1.50].
WXW04 folds.
rodneyskate: gotta love it
K_brown calls [$1.50].
PornMachine folds.
fishRfriendZ folds.
MedmanZ: I love that they gave me a free $30
MedmanZ calls [$1.40].
rodneyskate: hahaha...me too
K_brown: they gave me 75
>You have options at Table 95359 Table!.
rodneyskate folds.
Lampasas folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Tc, 8s, 5d ]
MedmanZ: ORLY?
rodneyskate: what??
MedmanZ checks.
kelseydaman checks.
mrhappy333 bets [$4].
K_brown: yep i have to play 650 ranked hands
K_brown: to cash it out
K_brown folds.
MedmanZ: GL with that
K_brown: ty
K_brown: lol
rodneyskate: how many you got under your belt?
MedmanZ raises [$15].
kelseydaman folds.
K_brown: lost 30 already
mrhappy333 is all-In.
MedmanZ calls [$10].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6c ]
** Dealing River ** [ 9h ]
MedmanZ shows [ Th, Td ] three of a kind, tens.
mrhappy333 doesn't show [ 8c, 8d ] three of a kind, eights.
MedmanZ wins $53.70 from the main pot with three of a kind, tens.

[b]Can I throw up now..

Hand 8

***** Hand History for Game 4337832905 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, May 22, 22:28:14 ET 2006
Table Sand Shark (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: DMacKC ( $24.20 )
Seat 2: mrhappy333 ( $21.75 )
Seat 3: buckandjag ( $28.80 )
Seat 4: Shipit34 ( $33.84 )
Seat 5: Pints_till5 ( $25.05 )
Seat 7: schmirob ( $30.20 )
Seat 8: SlowRollLife ( $25.35 )
Seat 10: willantropo ( $22.30 )
Seat 6: muse4 ( $27.15 )
Seat 9: nahgetpum ( $25 )
mrhappy333 posts small blind [$0.10].
buckandjag posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to mrhappy333 [ 8s 6s ]
Shipit34 raises [$0.75].
Pints_till5 folds.
muse4 folds.
schmirob folds.
SlowRollLife folds.
nahgetpum folds.
willantropo folds.
DMacKC folds.
>You have options at Table 98310 Table!.
mrhappy333 calls [$0.65].
buckandjag calls [$0.50].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4s, 7s, 9c ]
mrhappy333 bets [$0.75].
buckandjag calls [$0.75].
Shipit34 raises [$3].
mrhappy333 calls [$2.25].
buckandjag folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jd ]
mrhappy333 checks.
Shipit34 bets [$8].
mrhappy333 calls [$8].
** Dealing River ** [ 7h ]
mrhappy333 checks.
Shipit34 checks.
mrhappy333 shows [ 8s, 6s ] a pair of sevens.
Shipit34 shows [ Td, Ts ] two pairs, tens and sevens.
Shipit34 wins $23.75 from the main pot with two pairs, tens and sevens.
>You have options at Ocean Park (No DP) Table!.

Another open ended straight.now what

Hand 9

***** Hand History for Game 4306533309 *****
$25 NL Texas Hold'em - Friday, May 19, 00:43:34 ET 2006
Table Table 97890 (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 6: Omahastarbuc ( $26.77 )
Seat 7: dlowedog ( $24.15 )
Seat 9: costello691 ( $25.13 )
Seat 2: mrhappy333 ( $22.55 )
Seat 4: irrational0 ( $19.17 )
Seat 3: bambuti ( $50.33 )
Seat 10: Polarian ( $25 )
Seat 1: MancuZ28 ( $12.95 )
Seat 5: coz182 ( $10.95 )
costello691 posts small blind [$0.10].
Polarian posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to mrhappy333 [ Qs Qh ]
MancuZ28 folds.
mrhappy333 raises [$0.50].
bambuti folds.
irrational0 folds.
>You have options at Sand Shark Table!.
>You have options at Table 98727 Table!.
coz182 calls [$0.50].
Omahastarbuc folds.
dlowedog folds.
costello691 raises [$0.90].
Polarian folds.
>You have options at Table 95807 Table!.
mrhappy333 calls [$0.50].
coz182 calls [$0.50].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9c, 8s, 4d ]
costello691 checks.
>You have options at Table 98727 Table!.
>You have options at Sand Shark Table!.
mrhappy333 bets [$2].
coz182 calls [$2].
>You have options at Table 95807 Table!.
costello691 calls [$2].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kh ]
costello691 checks.
mrhappy333 checks.
coz182 checks.
** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
>You have options at Sand Shark Table!.
costello691 bets [$3].
mrhappy333 is all-In.
coz182 folds.
>You have options at Sand Shark Table!.
costello691 calls [$16.55].
costello691 shows [ Kc, Kd ] three of a kind, kings.
mrhappy333 doesn't show [ Qs, Qh ] three of a kind, queens.
costello691 wins $45.95 from the main pot with three of a kind, kings.

This was just terrible..

These are 9 of my worst losers. Please tell me what I did right, and wrong.
I dont want to be an ATM
Thank you!!