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 Tilting Shenanigans
I know this should probably go in "Tales of Poker," but I thought it was so hilarious that I had to post it here.
This, my friends, is how to tilt. The man? TBelcher. How many buy-ins did I see him go through? Seven or eight. Notice the stack-sizes of the players at my table. And these are the people who stayed, the ones that didn't hit the money and run! He was just GIVING money away...
Also, this does include a bad beat on the next to last hand. Unfortuantely, it happened to me. THIS IS NOT A BAD BEAT STORY, though. I got my KK all-in preflop versus his 89o preflop. What more can I ask for?
I get some of it back a few hands later, anyway, so no big deal.
Prepare to laugh, and welcome to the game called "Make a Hand and Get Paid!" I cannot believe that players like this exist.
***** Hand History for Game 3437739565 *****
$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, January 25, 23:13:36 EDT 2006
Table Table 72419 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: cardiac777 ( $132.85 )
Seat 2: 2Fast2Furious ( $431.42 )
Seat 3: Caines1 ( $257.31 )
Seat 5: prefontaine ( $118.80 )
Seat 6: UltimateGW ( $229.40 )
Seat 4: TBelcher ( $112.90 )
Caines1: nh
2Fast2Furious posts small blind [$0.50].
Caines1 posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UltimateGW [ 3h 6d ]
2Fast2Furious: ty
TBelcher raises [$2].
prefontaine folds.
UltimateGW folds.
cardiac777 calls [$2].
2Fast2Furious calls [$1.50].
Caines1 is all-In [$256.31]
2Fast2Furious: lol
UltimateGW: INSANE IN THE MEMBRAIN
UltimateGW: INSANE IN THE BRAIN
2Fast2Furious: small pockets
UltimateGW: CALl
TBelcher is all-In [$110.90]
cardiac777 folds.
UltimateGW: CALL YES!
2Fast2Furious: i got no pockets
UltimateGW: POT ODDS
2Fast2Furious folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4d, 3s, Qh ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Tc ]
** Dealing River ** [ As ]
TBelcher shows [ 3d, Ac ] two pairs, aces and threes.
Caines1 shows [ Ks, Kc ] a pair of kings.
Caines1 wins $144.41 from side pot #1 with a pair of kings.
TBelcher wins $226.80 from the main pot with two pairs, aces and threes.
KK < A3o Apparently this guy likes to destroy KK.
***** Hand History for Game 3437763946 *****
$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, January 25, 23:17:04 EDT 2006
Table Table 72419 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: cardiac777 ( $134.80 )
Seat 2: 2Fast2Furious ( $427.42 )
Seat 3: Caines1 ( $143.91 )
Seat 5: prefontaine ( $109.80 )
Seat 6: UltimateGW ( $223.40 )
Seat 4: TBelcher ( $238.60 )
UltimateGW posts small blind [$0.50].
cardiac777 posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UltimateGW [ 3d Qs ]
2Fast2Furious calls [$1].
Caines1 folds.
TBelcher raises [$2].
prefontaine folds.
UltimateGW folds.
cardiac777 folds.
2Fast2Furious raises [$5].
TBelcher raises [$8].
2Fast2Furious raises [$14].
TBelcher raises [$20].
2Fast2Furious raises [$20].
TBelcher raises [$20].
prefontaine: all in
2Fast2Furious raises [$60].
prefontaine: all in
prefontaine: lol
TBelcher raises [$100].
UltimateGW: Whose pee-pee is bigger?
prefontaine: whos got the rocks
2Fast2Furious raises [$150].
prefontaine: you mean
TBelcher is all-In [$88.60]
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6c, 7s, 6d ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 9s ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3s ]
2Fast2Furious shows [ Ac, As ] two pairs, aces and sixes.
TBelcher doesn't show [ Ah, Th ] a pair of sixes.
2Fast2Furious wins $11.40 from side pot #1 with two pairs, aces and sixes.
2Fast2Furious wins $475.70 from the main pot with two pairs, aces and sixes.
ty
***** Hand History for Game 3437788593 *****
$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, January 25, 23:20:38 EDT 2006
Table Table 72419 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: cardiac777 ( $133.30 )
Seat 2: 2Fast2Furious ( $664.52 )
Seat 3: Caines1 ( $143.41 )
Seat 5: prefontaine ( $105.80 )
Seat 6: UltimateGW ( $221.90 )
Seat 4: TBelcher ( $105.45 )
prefontaine posts small blind [$0.50].
UltimateGW posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UltimateGW [ 6s Jh ]
cardiac777 folds.
2Fast2Furious folds.
Caines1 folds.
TBelcher calls [$1].
prefontaine calls [$0.50].
UltimateGW checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9d, 5s, 5c ]
prefontaine checks.
UltimateGW checks.
TBelcher is all-In [$104.45]
prefontaine calls [$104.45].
UltimateGW folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Kc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3d ]
prefontaine shows [ 6h, 5h ] three of a kind, fives.
TBelcher doesn't show [ 8c, Qh ] a pair of fives.
prefontaine wins $208.90 from the main pot with three of a kind, fives.
Hi. I'm going to make a bet that no one will call unless they have me beat. I want to give you my money.
***** Hand History for Game 3437866775 *****
$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, January 25, 23:32:12 EDT 2006
Table Table 72419 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: cardiac777 ( $145.30 )
Seat 2: 2Fast2Furious ( $734.12 )
Seat 3: Caines1 ( $123.41 )
Seat 5: prefontaine ( $203.75 )
Seat 6: UltimateGW ( $222.95 )
Seat 4: TBelcher ( $29.95 )
UltimateGW posts small blind [$0.50].
cardiac777 posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UltimateGW [ 9d Ks ]
2Fast2Furious folds.
Caines1 folds.
TBelcher calls [$1].
prefontaine folds.
UltimateGW calls [$0.50].
cardiac777 checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Td, Th, 8h ]
UltimateGW checks.
cardiac777 bets [$3].
TBelcher raises [$6].
UltimateGW folds.
cardiac777 raises [$12].
TBelcher raises [$18].
prefontaine: hes problebly putting his time in learning the game
cardiac777 raises [$18].
TBelcher is all-In [$4.95]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5c ]
** Dealing River ** [ As ]
cardiac777 shows [ Ts, 6d ] three of a kind, tens.
TBelcher doesn't show [ Qh, 8d ] two pairs, tens and eights.
cardiac777 wins $4.05 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, tens.
cardiac777 wins $57.90 from the main pot with three of a kind, tens.
***** Hand History for Game 3437922604 *****
$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, January 25, 23:40:37 EDT 2006
Table Table 72419 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: cardiac777 ( $171.25 )
Seat 2: 2Fast2Furious ( $734.17 )
Seat 3: Caines1 ( $162.91 )
Seat 5: prefontaine ( $195.75 )
Seat 6: UltimateGW ( $206.45 )
Seat 4: TBelcher ( $79.90 )
UltimateGW posts small blind [$0.50].
cardiac777 posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UltimateGW [ 9s 2d ]
UltimateGW: damn, had 2-pair
2Fast2Furious: sorry!
2Fast2Furious calls [$1].
UltimateGW: it's okay bro
UltimateGW: that's poker, shoulda raised
2Fast2Furious: OK
Caines1 calls [$1].
TBelcher raises [$2].
prefontaine folds.
UltimateGW folds.
cardiac777 folds.
2Fast2Furious: u should.... not me
2Fast2Furious calls [$1].
Caines1 calls [$1].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Kc, 4d, Th ]
2Fast2Furious checks.
Caines1 checks.
TBelcher bets [$5].
2Fast2Furious folds.
Caines1 calls [$5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jh ]
Caines1 checks.
TBelcher bets [$10].
Caines1 is all-In [$155.91]
TBelcher is all-In [$62.90]
** Dealing River ** [ 8c ]
TBelcher shows [ Qc, 3h ] high card king.
Caines1 shows [ Kd, Jc ] two pairs, kings and jacks.
Caines1 wins $83.01 from side pot #1 with two pairs, kings and jacks.
Caines1 wins $160.30 from the main pot with two pairs, kings and jacks.
HE HAD TO CALL. HE HAD POT ODDS FOR HIS OESD. LMFAO!
***** Hand History for Game 3438050388 *****
$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Wednesday, January 25, 23:59:58 EDT 2006
Table Table 72419 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: 2Fast2Furious ( $737.12 )
Seat 3: Caines1 ( $240.31 )
Seat 5: prefontaine ( $187.15 )
Seat 6: UltimateGW ( $191.45 )
Seat 4: TBelcher ( $107.45 )
Seat 1: missysbuddy ( $150.95 )
missysbuddy posts small blind [$0.50].
2Fast2Furious posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UltimateGW [ Ks Kh ]
Caines1 calls [$1].
TBelcher calls [$1].
prefontaine folds.
UltimateGW raises [$7].
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2Fast2Furious folds.
Caines1 folds.
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UltimateGW raises [$33].
TBelcher is all-In [$94.45]
UltimateGW calls [$67.45].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Th, 7s, 5s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jc ]
** Dealing River ** [ 7h ]
UltimateGW shows [ Ks, Kh ] two pairs, kings and sevens.
TBelcher shows [ 8d, 9h ] a straight, seven to jack.
TBelcher wins $214.40 from the main pot with a straight, seven to jack.
OUCHIE! KK < 89o THIS GUY IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND BUT DAMN HE CAN BE A POOP HEAD SOMETIMES
***** Hand History for Game 3438115524 *****
$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, January 26, 00:10:10 EDT 2006
Table Table 72419 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: 2Fast2Furious ( $779.12 )
Seat 3: Caines1 ( $231.61 )
Seat 5: prefontaine ( $174.65 )
Seat 6: UltimateGW ( $116.60 )
Seat 4: TBelcher ( $188.40 )
Seat 1: missysbuddy ( $125.30 )
prefontaine posts small blind [$0.50].
UltimateGW posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UltimateGW [ 6c Ts ]
missysbuddy calls [$1].
2Fast2Furious folds.
Caines1 folds.
TBelcher calls [$1].
prefontaine calls [$0.50].
UltimateGW checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 4s, 6d, 6h ]
prefontaine checks.
UltimateGW bets [$2].
missysbuddy folds.
TBelcher raises [$4].
prefontaine folds.
UltimateGW calls [$2].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8s ]
UltimateGW checks.
TBelcher bets [$10].
UltimateGW raises [$20].
TBelcher calls [$10].
** Dealing River ** [ Jc ]
UltimateGW bets [$25].
TBelcher calls [$25].
UltimateGW shows [ 6c, Ts ] three of a kind, sixes.
TBelcher doesn't show [ Kh, Kc ] two pairs, kings and sixes.
UltimateGW wins $99 from the main pot with three of a kind, sixes.
I probably screwed this one up from the get-go by betting out...but the dude was calling and reraising the absolute PISS out of everything. Coulda-shoulda-woulda won more if I had played it differently.....maybe.
***** Hand History for Game 3438183185 *****
$100 NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, January 26, 00:21:10 EDT 2006
Table Table 72419 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 2: 2Fast2Furious ( $778.27 )
Seat 3: Caines1 ( $214.61 )
Seat 5: prefontaine ( $220.55 )
Seat 6: UltimateGW ( $150.60 )
Seat 4: TBelcher ( $198.65 )
Seat 1: missysbuddy ( $92 )
missysbuddy posts small blind [$0.50].
2Fast2Furious posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to UltimateGW [ Ah Ks ]
TBelcher raises [$2].
prefontaine calls [$2].
UltimateGW raises [$10].
missysbuddy calls [$9.50].
2Fast2Furious folds.
TBelcher calls [$8].
prefontaine folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 8s, Jd, 6h ]
missysbuddy checks.
TBelcher bets [$1].
UltimateGW raises [$30].
missysbuddy folds.
TBelcher folds.
UltimateGW does not show cards.
UltimateGW wins $62.25
He raised EVERY flop $2...Everybody at the table was set hunting so I amped up my aggression and took down this pot.
Two hands later he takes a break.......and I finally hit my first set of the night.  That's poker!
[rant]P.S. PLEASE DO NOT MAKE FUN OF THE FISH WHILE HE IS GIVING MONEY AWAY. 2FAST KEPT MAKING FUN OF HIM AND ALMOST RUINED IT FOR THE REST OF THE TABLE. WHEN A FISH IS HANDING OUT MONEY LIKE AN ATM, DON'T TAP THE GLASS DAMMIT.[/rant]
That was fun. I should have been in bed two hours ago, but jeezus, this was too good to pass up.
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i had one of the worst possible pre-flop beats vs a tilter once when we got our full stakes in with my aa vs 23s. think i was 90% so i was actually happy even tho i lost 
Originally Posted by Ultimate George
