What would you do with table talk like this jackass.

K we gotta play this one from the other side. I'm the jackass talking all the shit as you can probably tell by my name. I'm just switching his cards to mine as this is the easiest way. Would you call. The ending to this hand is hilarious. I'll post it tomorrow when I get up.

$25 NL Hold'em - Thursday, October 21, 23:40:48 EDT 2004
Table Table 11217 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 3: ftrboondock ( $46.2 )
Seat 5: jayboat3090 ( $63.14 )
Seat 4: ZippyChippy ( $26.4 )
Seat 2: rbergevine ( $16.25 )
Seat 10: brian6876 ( $18.15 )
Seat 1: rolee8 ( $27.2 )
Seat 6: aakk123 ( $23.75 )
Seat 8: board_chair ( $56.15 )
Seat 9: jbryant4 ( $28.7 )
Seat 7: pattyr ( $23.5 )
jayboat3090 posts small blind [$0.25].
aakk123 posts big blind [$0.5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ftrboondock [ Ah Qh ]
pattyr calls [$0.5].
jbryant4 folds.
brian6876 folds.
rolee8 folds.
rbergevine calls [$0.5].
ftrboondock raises [$3].
ZippyChippy folds.
jayboat3090 calls [$2.75].
aakk123 folds.
pattyr calls [$2.5].
rbergevine folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, 5c, 3h ]
jayboat3090 bets [$0.5].
pattyr calls [$0.5].
ftrboondock raises [$7].
jayboat3090 calls [$6.5].
pattyr calls [$6.5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2c ]
jayboat3090 bets [$0.5].
pattyr calls [$0.5].
ftrboondock: damnit who has A4
ftrboondock: me lol
ftrboondock is all-In. (which is like 35 more roughly)
rbergevine: 4-6
ftrboondock: were about to see now arent we
ftrboondock: well actually i got trips
rbergevine: fun fun fun
ftrboondock: but i would feel much safer with a straight

Oh also this rbergevine guy that wasnt in the hand was pretty cool and I said he should check us out and believe it or not he already had. I asked if he googled it to find or what and he said link on another poker site. He was a visitor last week but didnt become a member yet.

I'm lost with the whole "I'm switching his cards to mine" thing. Hope you won!

I would probably assume that the jackass is doing what you're doing: trying to find out who has a straight because he's got the straight DRAW beat. I would have guessed a set until you said you had trips.

So I would fold my AQ in this situation. Which I think is what you're going for. I would also fold a straight draw, of course.

Is this what you wanted to know?

Is this what you wanted to know?

Sure lol. I just thought it was funny I lied and said I had trips then hit em on 5th st. Sucks for him because he was probably like Hell Yeah !!! TOP 2 PAIR!! I didnt know if I wanted a caller on this one or not.

#Game No : 1086589397
***** Hand History for Game 1086589397 *****
$25 NL Hold'em - Thursday, October 21, 23:40:48 EDT 2004
Table Table 11217 (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 3: ftrboondock ( $46.2 )
Seat 5: jayboat3090 ( $63.14 )
Seat 4: ZippyChippy ( $26.4 )
Seat 2: rbergevine ( $16.25 )
Seat 10: brian6876 ( $18.15 )
Seat 1: rolee8 ( $27.2 )
Seat 6: aakk123 ( $23.75 )
Seat 8: board_chair ( $56.15 )
Seat 9: jbryant4 ( $28.7 )
Seat 7: pattyr ( $23.5 )
jayboat3090 posts small blind [$0.25].
aakk123 posts big blind [$0.5].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ftrboondock [ Ac Ad ]
pattyr calls [$0.5].
jbryant4 folds.
brian6876 folds.
rolee8 folds.
rbergevine calls [$0.5].
ftrboondock raises [$3].
ZippyChippy folds.
>You have options at Pick Pockets Table!.
jayboat3090 calls [$2.75].
aakk123 folds.
pattyr calls [$2.5].
rbergevine folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qs, 5c, 3h ]
jayboat3090 bets [$0.5].
pattyr calls [$0.5].
ftrboondock raises [$7].
jayboat3090 calls [$6.5].
pattyr calls [$6.5].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2c ]
jayboat3090 bets [$0.5].
pattyr calls [$0.5].
ftrboondock: damnit who has A4
ftrboondock: me lol
ftrboondock is all-In.
>You have options at Pick Pockets Table!.
rbergevine: 4-6
ftrboondock: were about to see now arent we
>You have options at Home of the brave Table!.
>You have options at Table 12349 Table!.
ftrboondock: well actually i got trips
rbergevine: fun fun fun
ftrboondock: but i would feel much safer with a straight
jayboat3090 calls [$35.7].
pattyr folds.
** Dealing River ** [ As ]
jayboat3090 shows [ Qh, Ah ] two pairs, aces and queens.
ftrboondock shows [ Ac, Ad ] three of a kind, aces.
ftrboondock wins $100.90 from the main pot with three of a kind, aces.
Game #1086598042 starts.