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n pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and
a generic name.
For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen.
Aleve is known anaproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil
is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After consideration by a team of government experts, it
recently announced it has settled on the generic name of
"mycoxafloppin". Also considered were mycoxafailin,
mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and, of
course, ibepokin
ahhaha
A joke for you.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
-'rilla
i got some good dead baby jokes too.....
what do you give a dead baby for its birthday....
a dead puppy :lol:
Whats red and white and sits in front of the mirror?
A baby combing his hair with a potato peeler...
What's worse than 10 babies in a garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans. :lol:
Darkwing
You guys are bad.
lol, even funier since this was the first dead baby joke I ever heard... bout 10 years ago now I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by DWDuck
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 glass, some coke, and 2 scoops dead baby
How do you fit a dead baby into a cup?
With a blender.
How do you get him out?
With some tortilla chips.
-'rilla
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples
What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Whats worse than waking up next to a dead baby?
Realising you f*ked it last night...
nah thats not to bad.Quote:
Originally Posted by arkana
None of these are really jokes for your dad... Soupie probably didnt want this thread to 'take off' like this...
-Chris
Now arn't you just "Mr. Politically Correct".Quote:
Originally Posted by Sykedupp
Be gone or tell a dead baby joke.
Whats worse than a truckload of dead babies?
A live one on the bottom trying to eat its way out!!!! :lol: :lol:
^ Now that's nasty
whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a 1965 corvette?
I dont have a corvette in my garage.... :?
Bad 'Rilla. Damn you for these terrible jokes you started. I've revoking a star and you better give it back!Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
You don't have the authority!Quote:
Originally Posted by Les_worm
-'rilla
*shakes fist* May the poker gods let countless donks suck out on you until you give a star back!Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla