what in the hell is wrong with me?

I had a dream a couple days ago:

There was an announcer in the background kind of like on a nature documentary describing how disgusting this was the whole time.

What was happening was I was a three-headed rhinocerous and was eating plates full of huge eyes. The eyes were huge and only one could fit on each plate. It was like eating huge broken eggs.

I woke up gagging in my bed.

We need some interpretation here guys. I think this is the weirdest dream thats been had within a ten mile radius during the last year at least!

your parents didn't love you enough.

Also the three headed rhino is a classic indicator of small shlong disease.

Let's see

*opens dream guide book*

Eating huge eyes... yup thats gay. That means you're gay/willing to experiment.

3 headed you say?

Yah, that's a gay orgy.

Was the announcer a male? Did you want him to leap onto you and wrestle you to the ground?

I can only assume that you woke up gagging becuase you're worried what your parents/peers will think of you and your queer fantasies.

-'rilla

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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

Let's see

*opens dream guide book*

Eating huge eyes... yup thats gay. That means you're gay/willing to experiment.

3 headed you say?

Yah, that's a gay orgy.

Was the announcer a male? Did you want him to leap onto you and wrestle you to the ground?

I can only assume that you woke up gagging becuase you're worried what your parents/peers will think of you and your queer fantasies.

-'rilla

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Ha ha! Guess what! interpretations of dreams actually tell about how the intepretor secretly feels, not the dreamer! I have just gotten you to unwittingly depict your darkest fantasies in front of the cyber-world. hahaha!

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Originally Posted by SmackinYaUp

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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

Let's see

*opens dream guide book*

Eating huge eyes... yup thats gay. That means you're gay/willing to experiment.

3 headed you say?

Yah, that's a gay orgy.

Was the announcer a male? Did you want him to leap onto you and wrestle you to the ground?

I can only assume that you woke up gagging becuase you're worried what your parents/peers will think of you and your queer fantasies.

-'rilla

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Ha ha! Guess what! interpretations of dreams actually tell about how the intepretor secretly feels, not the dreamer! I have just gotten you to unwittingly depict your darkest fantasies in front of the cyber-world. hahaha!

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Hey, I'm just reading from this book.

It looks like the author, Mr. Smackyaup's Dad, is a really twisted freak.

-'rilla

That's weird. What's the author's name again?

ZING

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That's weird. What's the author's name again?

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It says "Mr. SmackinYaUp's Dad" is the author right on the cover.

-'rilla

FYI the info im giving is IN FACT factual im not making it up...

Rhinoceros - To dream about them, foretells you will have a great loss threatening you and that you will have secret troubles.

Eyes - generally mean clarity.

Eating - generally means happiness

So in my opinion you have a great loss coming you way and you know about it. Perhaps the eyes are being eaten because you are trying to hide yourself from this loss. You are made happy by hiding you pain and bottling it up. You dont want to admit that it will soon become a harsh reality.

Good luck with your hardships...

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FYI the info im giving is IN FACT factual im not making it up...

Rhinoceros - To dream about them, foretells you will have a great loss threatening you and that you will have secret troubles.

Eyes - generally mean clarity.

Eating - generally means happiness

So in my opinion you have a great loss coming you way and you know about it. Perhaps the eyes are being eaten because you are trying to hide yourself from this loss. You are made happy by hiding you pain and bottling it up. You dont want to admit that it will soon become a harsh reality.

Good luck with your hardships...

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Wow. That is so true. I know what it means, and it is spot on. The happiness will come after the pain. Freakishly good read.

You lost with AA to 47o? I feel your pain.

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I had a dream a couple days ago:

There was an announcer in the background kind of like on a nature documentary describing how disgusting this was the whole time.

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The narrator it, in your dream, the voice of God (or your consicience) what he is describing and how he says it may tell you about your inner most feelings.

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What was happening was I was a three-headed rhinocerous and was eating plates full of huge eyes. The eyes were huge and only one could fit on each plate. It was like eating huge broken eggs.

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I don't know if the rhinocerous has any significance, however it may just be about something large and noticable in your life that you cannot avoid. It is consuming your ability to see things that you should be seeing, some of them large.

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I woke up gagging in my bed.

We need some interpretation here guys. I think this is the weirdest dream thats been had within a ten mile radius during the last year at least!

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Blind interpretation: It sounds like you have something, or someone, who is consuming way too much of your thought process and is causing you to miss out on other aspects of your life.

How's that?

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Blind interpretation: It sounds like you have something, or someone, who is consuming way too much of your thought process and is causing you to miss out on other aspects of your life.

How's that?

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Its perfect. Per-fucking-fect to be honest. You guys are good.