Lessons is LAgg (another float)

So, I NEVER school the fish, but up until this hand this guy had been really nice and was asking genuine questions that I was happy to answer, since I wasn't taking the game too seriously.
This conversation explains a lot about floating.

joshpytt: cant beat the fish
Demiparadigm: tilt
joshpytt: how do you call that raise?
Demiparadigm: you didn't have it
joshpytt: but you had nothing
Demiparadigm: if you had it, you check raise the turn
joshpytt: chasing the inside str with the board paired?
Demiparadigm: you had nothing
joshpytt: i had you beat!!
Demiparadigm: I take the pot if the turn isn't an A or K
joshpytt: calling a raise with 4 outs
Demiparadigm: 10 outs on the turn :)
joshpytt: q9 what a fish
Demiparadigm: Shh... I am counting your chips.


The hand:

PokerStars Game #4263192873: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2006/03/12 - 14:00:01 (ET)
Table 'Roberta' Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: pterp ($13 in chips)
Seat 2: mongosbd ($55.35 in chips)
Seat 3: snyggen ($122.10 in chips)
Seat 4: joshpytt ($53.80 in chips)
Seat 5: Demiparadigm ($114.95 in chips)
mongosbd: posts small blind $0.50
snyggen: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Demiparadigm [Qc 9c]
joshpytt: raises $3 to $4
Demiparadigm: calls $4
pterp: folds
mongosbd: folds
snyggen: folds
*** FLOP *** [7s Jc Jd]
joshpytt: checks
Demiparadigm: bets $4
joshpytt: raises $9 to $13
Demiparadigm: calls $9
*** TURN *** [7s Jc Jd] [Ks]
joshpytt: checks
Demiparadigm: checks
*** RIVER *** [7s Jc Jd Ks] [Ts]
joshpytt: bets $15
Demiparadigm: calls $15
*** SHOW DOWN ***
joshpytt: shows [Ac Kd] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
Demiparadigm: shows [Qc 9c] (a straight, Nine to King)
Demiparadigm collected $63.50 from pot
joshpytt said, "sigh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $65.50 | Rake $2
Board [7s Jc Jd Ks Ts]
Seat 1: pterp (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: mongosbd (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: snyggen (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: joshpytt showed [Ac Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 5: Demiparadigm showed [Qc 9c] and won ($63.50) with a straight, Nine to King

You mean he smooth calls the flop and then c/r the turn?

This hand is so rich, file it under "stupid shit people do."

Quote:

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Originally Posted by K2 the ArmA

You mean he smooth calls the flop and then c/r the turn?

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There are a few lines that a standard TAgg would take if he had the jack. None of them involve checkraising the flop. As soon as he checkraised the flop, I knew I could take the hand away on a blank turn.

Also I would typically not call a raise with Q9s (though I would often raise with it) But since this player raised UTG, I could already put him on a very small range.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Demiparadigm

Demiparadigm: I take the pot if the turn isn't an A or K

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I like the way you think. You have some tight lagg skills most definately. I gotta tell ya for fun that I'm crazy enough to float on AK high in a spot like this against your profile. I swear to god I would call my whole stack off if you kept overrepping. AK GOOOT! Just so you know you might run into someone that looks you up this way.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Demiparadigm

Demiparadigm: Shh... I am counting your chips.

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lol
did that shut him up?