How do you get a dead baby into a jar?
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How do you get a dead baby into a jar?
blender?
Correct.
So, how do you get a dead baby out of a jar?
season it up with some pepper&salt, mix in some chopped up onion and jalepeno and then tortilla chips becomes the prefered method.
However of course your could go the mediterranean route and mix in some olive oil, pureed chick peas, some garlic and assorted other spices and of course the prefered method becomes pita bread.
Its all a matter of personal tastes, I prefer to go south of the boarder personally.
{Split from "I hope no one has forgotten"}
Is it fun crapping in someone else's legit thread with off-topic idiocy?
bah, guess that was kinda rude.. sorry courtie, I just cant resist a good dead baby joke I guess :-\
how many X's are people allowed to have?
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
wow i'm a dick when i get bored
How do you get a dozen babies into a pick up truck?
A pitchforkQuote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
What's the best thing about twenty-eight year olds?
There are twenty of themQuote:
Originally Posted by blackatom
This joke is much better when it's spoken rather than written
What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?
a bonerQuote:
Originally Posted by PokerMuzz
crap filled vagina bump
Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
qftQuote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
wow i'm a dick when i get bored
I made a new sig, I dunno how I ended up in mrhappys old ass thread but w/e
This made me LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex any more?
A rape victim.
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex any more?
The baby in the trunk of my car.
How many dead babies does it take to fill the trunk of a 01 Lincoln Town Car?
More than 40 but I'm gettin' close.
There's a thread for jokes and stuff; you should put those in there.
look who's calling the kettle black?
I don't see anything funny about racism.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragnar4
Are you kidding me? Pointing out the differences of people to accent the fact that my group be it whites/Americans/Young Adults/Hokies are inherently better than blacks/Mexicans/Old People/Mountaineers is hilarious!
Odd. I LOL'd at that shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Chelle has the myspace angles, must fix that