HostLarry [Support]: hello players
NutsInYoEye said, "howdy larry"
Fleecey said, "hey"
HostLarry [Support]: "Hello. Have you sorted out a deal?"
NutsInYoEye said, "yes, $9.50 for the each of us and $1 to you larry"
HostLarry [Support]: sorry. No tipping here at McPokerstars
NutsInYoEye said, "what?!?"
Fleecey said, "mcwhat?"
NutsInYoEye said, "they expect you to get by with no tips?"
Fleecey said, "i thought this was p[okerstars?"
Fleecey said, "i ddint know i was playing at macdonalds"
NutsInYoEye said, "i doubt they pay you enough"
Fleecey said, "i hate ronald mcdonald"
NutsInYoEye said, "how much do you make?"
Fleecey said, "hes ginger"
HostLarry [Support]: lol
HostLarry [Support]: it was from an old McDonalds commercial.
NutsInYoEye said, "ohh"
NutsInYoEye said, "must've been beofre my time"
NutsInYoEye said, "how old are you larry"
NutsInYoEye said, "i'm 14"
NutsInYoEye said, "but keep that between you and me"
NutsInYoEye said, "dont tell lee"
HostLarry [Support]: “Best not to joke about that here”
NutsInYoEye said, "good point"
NutsInYoEye said, "ok, fair enough"
HostLarry [Support]: “Ok, so $9 each and $2 to play for?”
NutsInYoEye said, "i agree"
Fleecey said, "i want $9.1"
NutsInYoEye said, "lol... come on man"
NutsInYoEye said, "yeah, i know"
NutsInYoEye said, "sorry"
Fleecey said, "ok ok $9"
NutsInYoEye said, "$9 each and play for $2"
HostLarry [Support]: “Ok, I’ll change your accounts now”
Fleecey said, "wait"
NutsInYoEye said, "thanks man"
Fleecey said, "i didnt know he was 14"
NutsInYoEye said, "thank you"
Fleecey said, "no deal i donmt play with kids"
Fleecey said, "i want him dereged and i want the $20"
NutsInYoEye said, "ready to sit in?"
Administrator: The tournament has been manually paused
HostLarry [Support]: I will return in a moment
foxhoundzr2 [observer]: yo larry
foxhoundzr2 [observer]: i got a problem
NutsInYoEye: ugh... it was a joke.
midas006 [observer]: see man i told you
midas006 [observer]: no sense of humour here
midas006 [observer]: dik**** wouldve shrugged it off and laughed
NutsInYoEye: ugh, i'm an idiot
Fleecey: no ur 14
Fleecey: go to bed lil boy ur too young for poker
foxhoundzr2 [observer]: larry can you help me
foxhoundzr2 [observer]: help larry!
midas006 [observer]: LARRY
midas006 [observer]: IT
midas006 [observer]: WAS
midas006 [observer]: A
midas006 [observer]: JOKE
Fleecey: i dont buy it
midas006 [observer]: !
Fleecey: check hes details
Fleecey: and ask for proof of identity
foxhoundzr2 [observer]: haha
foxhoundzr2 [observer]: no really tho larry i could use a lil help
midas006 [observer]: i hate you fleece
midas006 [observer]: and larry
midas006 [observer]: fleece for being a douchy australian
midas006 [observer]: larry for having a pstars sense of humour
Fleecey: hey hes just doing his job
Fleecey: i want lees opinoin on this matter
Fleecey: lee's
NutsInYoEye: this freaking wait is enough to scare me not to do it again
HostLarry [Support]: sorry for the delay. We are discussing the issue.
foxhoundzr2 [observer]: larry!
foxhoundzr2 [observer]: help
HostLarry [Support]: I can't at the moment fox.
foxhoundzr2 [observer]: ok
foxhoundzr2 [observer]: when your done?
NutsInYoEye: if you need proof i can provide it
NutsInYoEye: and i apologize for my tasteless humor
midas006 [observer]: ill have a shot in your name dnuts
midas006 [observer]: for your 6k loss
NutsInYoEye: i've laready had a few myself....
Fleecey: yea better get proof of identity ild say
midas006 [observer]: underaged drinking too?
midas006 [observer]: youre in DEEP **** now
NutsInYoEye: at least let me keep my FPPs?
midas006 [observer]: no.
midas006 [observer]: gg
Fleecey: host larry
Fleecey: u should call dnutz on his phone
Fleecey: to get proof of age
NutsInYoEye: yeah, that would be great considering i dont remember what number i gave when i registered
NutsInYoEye: keep tiwsting the knife fleece
Fleecey: if its a wrong number
Fleecey: then hes acc has to be frozen
Fleecey: hey i dont kn ow u kid but underage gam,bling is wrong
NutsInYoEye: yes, it is
NutsInYoEye: and i don't condone it
midas006 [observer]: i heard they accept 14 year olds at med school these days
midas006 [observer]: youre sinking dnuts
NutsInYoEye: just call me dougie howser
HostLarry [Support]: Ok.
NutsInYoEye: uhh ohh
NutsInYoEye: i knew i should have offered to tip him more
HostLarry [Support]: Nuts. thirty five lashes with a very wet noodle
midas006 [observer]: ouch
Fleecey: did u call his home phone?
NutsInYoEye: 30 lashes?!?!? i'm going to partypoker!!!!
Fleecey: this is a serious matter laryy.
HostLarry [Support]: fleecy.we just did a full review of his account and we are totally satisfied that he is of age
NutsInYoEye: whew!
HostLarry [Support]: that was the delay.
midas006 [observer]: just wondering
midas006 [observer]: larry
Fleecey: aslong as its ok with you larry
midas006 [observer]: whatd you look up in that?
HostLarry [Support]: it is a very serious issue.
NutsInYoEye: and i promise to not joke around about my age anymore
lambchopdc [observer]: hey larry, question?
Fleecey: yes it is
HostLarry [Support]: that is why I took the time to discuss it with two supervisors and conduct a review.
Fleecey: i heard lamb was multiaccounting
NutsInYoEye: fleece, stop man
HostLarry [Support]: Ok. now, we can get back to the issue at hand
NutsInYoEye: enough is enough
lambchopdc [observer]: i know winning 90k is like an automatic 30 days on the doomswitch....but....can u give me a 1 time exception and turn it off?
midas006 [observer]: nol
NutsInYoEye: $9 each and play for $2
midas006 [observer]: no.
HostLarry [Support]: do you both agree to that deal?
midas006 [observer]: you have to take it like everyone else lambchop
NutsInYoEye: i agree
HostLarry [Support]: fleecey?
Fleecey: disagree
Fleecey: i want to play now
NutsInYoEye: fine, fair enough
NutsInYoEye: let's go
HostLarry [Support]: Ok. I will restart the tourney so that you can complete the event
Fleecey: thanks anyway larry
NutsInYoEye: thanaks larry
foxhoundzr2 [observer]: sweet can you help me larry
NutsInYoEye: just chip dump to me instead
