The forest has been tamed.
I think this post can apply to most everyone. I got a girl a month and a half ago or so, and she always complained about the bush. I always prided myself on my bush, it was thick and lush, and i was hoping that one day i would be able to harvest it for a oven glove or fake moustache, maybe hair plugs? Anyways I got several complaints about it, mostly coughing noises heard from my mid section, and hocking noises. She started to ask me to please do sometihng about it. I didnt tell her about what my plan to do with it was, as its kind of creepy, but funny for poker forum purposes. I just said flat out no. Anyways she went to cheerleading camp last week and is coming back on the 27th. Im hoping she gets alot of girl talk, mostly about how to give a mean blowjob. She needs some advice. Anyways I figured it was +EV to tame the bush, I'm expecting 2 - 2.5 x the sex I normally get. Anyways today I busted out my brothers beard trimmer and snapped on the extension. A short timer later I have a nice tidy pornstar trim. and it looks FIERCLY bigger. Well... not firecly, but theres a definate effect. Anyways its nice and clean but i might go in again and clean up the sides. maybe go for a J? Nah.
Pics coming soon!!
Joking. .. ... :P
And i didnt clean the trimmer. I hate that guy.
Re: The forest has been tamed.
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Originally Posted by Jishu
I think this post can apply to most everyone. I got a girl a month and a half ago or so, and she always complained about the bush. I always prided myself on my bush, it was thick and lush, and i was hoping that one day i would be able to harvest it for a oven glove or fake moustache, maybe hair plugs? Anyways I got several complaints about it, mostly coughing noises heard from my mid section, and hocking noises. She started to ask me to please do sometihng about it. I didnt tell her about what my plan to do with it was, as its kind of creepy, but funny for poker forum purposes. I just said flat out no. Anyways she went to cheerleading camp last week and is coming back on the 27th. Im hoping she gets alot of girl talk, mostly about how to give a mean blowjob. She needs some advice. Anyways I figured it was +EV to tame the bush, I'm expecting 2 - 2.5 x the sex I normally get. Anyways today I busted out my brothers beard trimmer and snapped on the extension. A short timer later I have a nice tidy pornstar trim. and it looks FIERCLY bigger. Well... not firecly, but theres a definate effect. Anyways its nice and clean but i might go in again and clean up the sides. maybe go for a J? Nah.
Pics coming soon!!
Joking. .. ... :P
And i didnt clean the trimmer. I hate that guy.
i thought this was lesbians
very dissappointing
