Way too many sex polls lately....obv some people arent getting any....
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Way too many sex polls lately....obv some people arent getting any....
:jackoff:
where is the 'its the wrong time of the month' option!?
2 and a half months
Actually 3 whole months since i didnt realize what day it was.
2 days.
Saying "farewell" when I left Hong Kong to go back to Houston.
Does my left hand count? Or does it only count as being laid if it's the right hand?
48 years
hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by midas06
midas is a virgin!
about a month, not afraid to admit
being single blows
i'm saving myself --yeah right lol--(or i'm just a nerdatron)...proof of my nerdiness can be found in that i added an 'atron' to calling myself a nerd
I lay myself every day, I am such hot shit.
...wait a sec'Quote:
Originally Posted by midas06
Would you offer up your anal virginity for a chance to be coached by LolTrickedu? If so your def are a nerdotron.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bmxicle
Does giving a dirty sanchez to a hobo count as "getting laid?"
Its been about 10 minutes. Being a newlywed has at least a few perks. ;)
this poll is misleading because i dont want to vote 'in the last year' but it wasnt in the past month either
no but thats only cause lolo is a nit :roll:Quote:
Originally Posted by ilikeaces86
3 months, but its not my fault, my gf is spending the summer in bfe
Just write in 11 monthsQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by Greedo017
A week, but my gf gets here in about an hour. So uh, yeah, T minus 60 minutes and counting.
are u having sex yet? Its been an hour now.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Honestly, I banged a pretty girl with a big round ass last Friday night. I don't know if that counts. I just wanted to see what all the hoopla was about junk in the trunk. I have an option to bang again, but I might trade it in for futures.
How come courtie doesn't really post as much as she used to?
Where are you bigred? I expected you to be back here posting at 3:14pm.Quote:
Originally Posted by vqc
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by Rondavu
Having a sexually active gf is +ev in some ways.
Couple days ago, but she likes it in the morning and always makes me late for work. Nothin' worse than trying to beat the clock and still get all the bases covered. :)
And bein' single ain't bad either. Your free time, your money, your choices... Not to mention you can spread yerself about and not feel like you're cheating!
-Kes
the only two guys she mentioned are one gay guy named fritz who wears tight pants and a guy named brad who she says has a tan he gets from sitting by the pool a lot, likes to go to the gym, gels his hair, shaves all over, originally from ohio, etc. you know the standard douchebag.Quote:
Originally Posted by theDEEPdish
either way in 8 days i'll be bwning her. our goal is to hit as many states as possible going from wyoming to north carolina. anyone have any ideas on the best way to get it done in a state you're not staying the night in?
20 years.
I'd say theirs no rush, but still..
Road head?Quote:
Originally Posted by Greedo017
I've been really busy :( From now until October, I have an out-of-town visitor for two weeks, a 10 day trip to Mexico, and possibly a weekend in Germany. But I will be going back to school in October! That means many many hours of procrastinating on FTR ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Irisheyes
I slept with 2 different women Sat night. one at a Party, then when I got home another one. Actually it was Sunday morning at the party and Sunday morning when I got home, I guess.
Why didn't you stay for breakfast? I make the best eggs benedict.Quote:
Originally Posted by mrhappy333
Bump
1 day
-1 hours
less than a month.
rofl @ 1 year bump, good job guys
congrats on your tenth post in 6 months!!!! yay!
I have peoples who contact me when im needed. HOLLA!Quote:
Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
(T- 90ish days till next post)
1 month, 14 months to go...my penis went to Iraq.
6 & 1/2 hours ago.
sunday morning!! GMT time
Last night....
lol it'll be great when the people like me that are not getting any right now chime in.
Last night.
about 12 hours
Whenever I'm not playing online poker.
Um, must have been once last week.
http://home.comcast.net/~chipper5711/pup.jpg
lukie?Quote:
Originally Posted by Greedo017
very timely bump for me :D
It would have been 5 months had this been bumped yesterday.
Right about 48 hours ago. But I'm married... does that count?
You wallet does get fucked all the timeQuote:
Originally Posted by Fortune 500
6 hours ago
4 days. Ran out of condoms. Dont feel like going to store.
Wow, I just realized how lazy that really is.
haha.... indeed.... but I'm sorry to say, I've been guilty of this as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by euphoricism
I can't remember having gotten any since I voted in the thread back in august. I'm like that guy in The Big Hit, I :h: my sweet hands.
so trueQuote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
I followed through as promised... might have been a lil over an hour though. Then again in the morning. Shes a secretary... she had her work clothes on... HOLLA
a little less than 24 hours
Hanging out with my ex who keeps telling me she wants it but does not think it's right (haven't hung out in like 2 months) so she cannot decide...wish me luck. Will update afterwards.
Update: FUCK!
Problem *ahem* rectified. Gonna use the whole pack tonight *giggity*Quote:
Originally Posted by NWNewell
Also, your avatar is badass. Is there a bigger version of that around? I've never seen the shuttle like that. Mucho awesome.
:(Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
This can only be bad, man....unless you plan on getting back together.....Quote:
Originally Posted by kmind
Double post....ooops
Update: FUCK!
does that mean u did it or did not
hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
Is that for the "5 months" part or the "yesterday" part
Very true...I have never been on good terms with exes so I thought I would try something new but she's changed too much in such a short period.Quote:
Originally Posted by cardsman1992
Did not. I did make sure to try though, it was a pretty funny and stupid attempt though.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
Anyways, now she left me all these messages about how happy she is that we hung out again blah blah...I hate girls. At least some other girl likes me, maybe that's the way to go.
:shipit: Swigs. Molto bene!
def the latter, you heart breaker.Quote:
Originally Posted by swiggidy
sigh ...
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by zook
molte grazie
There's more than enough of me to go around. I just can't get the permission slips signedQuote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
sigh ...