What were they thinking?

Ok, heres how it works: you post a hand were someone makes a stupid/bad/incomprehesible play. They next person that replies says what they were thinking then post their own hand. Got it?
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t800 (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP (t25252)
Button (t17830)
SB (t10700)
Hero (t8580)
UTG (t5138)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif, Qhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif.
3 folds, SB raises to t3200, Hero raises to t8530, SB calls t5330.

Flop: (t17210) 8http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif, 7http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif, 6http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif (2 players)

Turn: (t17210) 2http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif (2 players)

River: (t17210) Qhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif (2 players)

Final Pot: t17210

Results in white below:
SB has 6d 8s (two pair, eights and sixes).
Hero has Kc Qs (one pair, queens).
Outcome: SB wins t17210.

People love to open push from the small blind when the stacks are small. I'd guess this guy wanted to raise but he thought that a small raise would look stronger than an all-in, so he only raised to 3200. Once you go all-in he has the pot odds to call anyway.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Button ($25.85)
SB ($45.90)
BB ($100)
UTG ($31.35)
Hero ($194.80)
CO ($150.80)

Preflop: Hero is MP with Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif, Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif.
1 fold, Hero raises to $3.5, 1 fold, Button calls $3.50, SB calls $3, BB calls $2.50.

Flop: ($14) 2http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif, 4http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif, 5http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif (4 players)
SB bets $42.4 (All-In), BB folds, Hero calls $42.40, Button folds.

Turn: ($98.80) 4http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($98.80) Jhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $98.80

Results in white below:
SB has As Th (one pair, fours).
Hero has Kh Kd (two pair, kings and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins $98.80.

He put everyone on unpaired high cards and since the pot was about 1/3rd of his stack he just decided to shove and pick it up. Plus he had a gutshot and gutshots are the nuts.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (10 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

MP3 ($333.50)
CO ($144.75)
Button ($218.90)
SB ($72.95)
Hero ($201.85)
UTG ($196.30)
UTG+1 ($225.40)
UTG+2 ($256.40)
MP1 ($153.60)
MP2 ($266.35)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif, Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif. SB posts a blind of $1.
5 folds, MP3 raises to $7, CO calls $7, Button calls $7, SB (poster) calls $6, Hero raises to $38, MP3 folds, CO folds, Button calls $33, SB folds.

Flop: ($101) 2http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif, Qhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif, 9http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif (2 players)
Hero bets $161.85 (All-In), Button calls $161.85.

Turn: ($424.70) 9http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($424.70) Jhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $424.70

Results in white below:
Hero has Ks Kc (two pair, kings and nines).
Button has 8h Th (straight, queen high).
Outcome: Button wins $424.70.

(yes, this is real)

He put everyone on unpaired high cards and since the pot was about 5/3rd of his stack he just decided to call and suck out. Plus he had a gutshot and gutshots are the nuts.
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Seat 2: RCBOY88 ($15879.50 in chips)
Seat 3: postbear ($9845 in chips)
Seat 5: sindy2 ($4921.35 in chips)
Seat 6: leemur1 ($9813 in chips)
Seat 7: quzzo ($1322 in chips)
Seat 8: tsarrast ($8004 in chips)
Seat 9: ApocalypsPLZ ($7535 in chips)
Chembabe will be allowed to play after the button
RCBOY88: posts small blind $25
postbear: posts big blind $50
AJKHoosier1: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
sindy2: folds
leemur1: folds
quzzo: folds
tsarrast: raises $150 to $200
ApocalypsPLZ: folds
RCBOY88: raises $350 to $550
postbear: folds
tsarrast: calls $350
*** FLOP *** [5h Ks 8h]
RCBOY88: bets $50
tsarrast: calls $50
*** TURN *** [5h Ks 8h] [Ah]
RCBOY88: bets $350
tsarrast: calls $350
*** RIVER *** [5h Ks 8h Ah] [2h]
Norm427 joins the table at seat #1
RCBOY88: bets $1300
tsarrast: calls $1300
*** SHOW DOWN ***
RCBOY88: shows [Kc Kd] (three of a kind, Kings)
tsarrast: shows [Td Jh] (a flush, Ace high)
tsarrast collected $4547 from pot
ApocalypsPLZ said, "lol"

this thread sounded alot funnier with alcohol in my system.

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Originally Posted by dsmrolla06

this thread sounded alot funnier with alcohol in my system.

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as do most things.


FullTiltPoker Game #1101299042: Table Kim (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:20:36 ET - 2006/10/14
Seat 1: JCable8 ($77.60)
Seat 2: funeralpyre ($405)
Seat 3: nymits10 ($419.60)
Seat 4: Zeus9 ($113.50)
Seat 5: NutsInYoEye ($437)
Seat 6: outs64 ($306.45)
NutsInYoEye posts the small blind of $2
outs64 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to NutsInYoEye [Kc Ah]
JCable8 folds
funeralpyre raises to $8
nymits10 calls $8
Zeus9 folds
NutsInYoEye raises to $36
outs64 has 15 seconds left to act
outs64 calls $32
funeralpyre folds
nymits10 calls $28
*** FLOP *** [Kh Ks 4c]
NutsInYoEye bets $60
outs64 calls $60
nymits10 folds
*** TURN *** [Kh Ks 4c] [3d]
NutsInYoEye checks
outs64 bets $105
NutsInYoEye raises to $341, and is all in
outs64 calls $105.45, and is all in
NutsInYoEye shows [Kc Ah]
outs64 shows [Jc Th]
Uncalled bet of $130.55 returned to NutsInYoEye
*** RIVER *** [Kh Ks 4c 3d] [Qs]
NutsInYoEye shows three of a kind, Kings
outs64 shows a pair of Kings
NutsInYoEye wins the pot ($653.90) with three of a kind, Kings
outs64 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $656.90 | Rake $3
Board: [Kh Ks 4c 3d Qs]
Seat 1: JCable8 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: funeralpyre folded before the Flop
Seat 3: nymits10 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Zeus9 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: NutsInYoEye (small blind) showed [Kc Ah] and won ($653.90) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 6: outs64 (big blind) showed [Jc Th] and lost with a pair of Kings

obv u were bluffing

Stack sizes:
UTG: $624.45
CO: $546.20
Button: $333
SB: $512.25
Hero: $636

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with 6 T
3 folds, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: 6 T 6 ($12, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: 5 ($12, 2 players)
SB bets $18, Hero raises to $36, SB raises to $84, Hero raises to $132, SB raises to $204, Hero raises to $276, SB calls.

River: 8 ($564, 2 players)
SB is all-in $230.25, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: $1024.5
SB showed 2h Kh
Hero showed 6h Ts

villain was trying to take you off of your ace high.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t50 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero (t1140)
UTG+1 (t2405)
MP1 (t2515)
MP2 (t4195)
CO (t2190)
Button (t1300)
SB (t420)
BB (t1695)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Qhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif, Ahttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif.
Hero raises to t200, UTG+1 calls t200, 4 folds, SB raises to t420, 1 fold, Hero calls t220, UTG+1 calls t220.

Flop: (t1310) 4http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif, Ahttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif, Thttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif (3 players)
Hero bets t720 (All-In), UTG+1 calls t720.

Turn: (t2750) 5http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif (3 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t2750) 4http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif (3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: t2750

Hero has Qh As (two pair, aces and fours).
UTG+1 has 2d 3h (straight, five high).
SB has 6c 8c (one pair, fours).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins t2750.