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11-10-2006, 08:35 PM
mcatdog

lol 2+2insidejokeaments

I'm getting close to the final table of a $5 horseament on PS which I have in the background while I'm studying. I'm posting this thread now because I wanted the chance to post this hand before the table closes.

PokerStars Game #6972587679: Tournament #35144403, $5.00+$0.50 HORSE (7 Card Stud Hi/Lo Limit) - Level XV (2000/4000) - 2006/11/10 - 20:29:24 (ET)
Table '35144403 7' 8-max
Seat 1: gra-ting (12663 in chips)
Seat 3: mcatdog (21574 in chips)
Seat 4: earlface (9696 in chips)
Seat 5: bulli (38035 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: FLETCH_8 (57424 in chips)
Seat 7: jwardo (6764 in chips)
Seat 8: desend (55401 in chips)
mcatdog: posts the ante 400
earlface: posts the ante 400
bulli: posts the ante 400
FLETCH_8: posts the ante 400
jwardo: posts the ante 400
desend: posts the ante 400
gra-ting: posts the ante 400
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to gra-ting [Kd]
Dealt to mcatdog [Ah 2d 6c]
Dealt to earlface [Qd]
Dealt to bulli [Kc]
Dealt to FLETCH_8 [Ks]
Dealt to jwardo [Qs]
Dealt to desend [8h]
mcatdog: bets 2000
earlface: folds
bulli: folds
FLETCH_8: folds
jwardo: folds
desend: calls 2000
gra-ting: folds
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to mcatdog [Ah 2d 6c] [3s]
Dealt to desend [8h] [4d]
desend: checks
mcatdog: bets 2000
desend: calls 2000
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to mcatdog [Ah 2d 6c 3s] [2s]
Dealt to desend [8h 4d] [Tc]
desend: checks
mcatdog: bets 4000
desend: calls 4000
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to mcatdog [Ah 2d 6c 3s 2s] [7d]
Dealt to desend [8h 4d Tc] [Jc]
desend: checks
bulli has returned
mcatdog: bets 4000
desend: calls 4000
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to mcatdog [Ah 2d 6c 3s 2s 7d] [Ts]
desend: checks
mcatdog: bets 4000
desend: calls 4000
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mcatdog: shows [Ah 2d 6c 3s 2s 7d Ts] (HI: a pair of Deuces; LO: 7,6,3,2,A)
desend: mucks hand
mcatdog collected 17400 from pot
mcatdog collected 17400 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 34800 | Rake 0
Seat 1: gra-ting folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 3: mcatdog showed [Ah 2d 6c 3s 2s 7d Ts] and won (34800) with HI: a pair of Deuces; LO: 7,6,3,2,A
Seat 4: earlface folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bulli folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: FLETCH_8 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 7: jwardo folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: desend mucked [6d 2c 8h 4d Tc Jc 9h]
11-10-2006, 08:37 PM
Pelion

i love his river call
11-10-2006, 08:40 PM
Lukie

i need to start playing more games then just holdem and omaha (both of the high, big bet variety)
11-10-2006, 11:21 PM
A10Chief

I played a $3 horseament on Stars the other morning when I got off work and got drunk while I did it. I haven't had that much fun playing poker in awhile. The chat was priceless.
11-10-2006, 11:58 PM
UG

why are there so many cards?
11-11-2006, 04:45 AM
Setzy

I played in this same tournament, placed 26 of 560 :D

Went out with JJ vs 77 in LHE, guy hit runner runner for a straight (allin on flop). Such is life! HORSE is great though. How'd you finish up Mcat?
11-11-2006, 05:19 AM
Lukie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

why are there so many cards?

HORSE

Holdem, Omaha, Razz, Stud, stud Eight or better
11-11-2006, 05:34 AM
Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

why are there so many cards?

lol n00b :wink:
11-11-2006, 05:46 AM
mcatdog

I busted out a few before the final table because I was near last place in chips so I took a coinflip all-in preflop at Omaha and lost it.
11-11-2006, 06:04 AM
Lukie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

why are there so many cards?

lol n00b :wink:

the more I think about it, the more I think we're being 3rd leveled here.
11-11-2006, 06:50 AM
Lukie

LOL HORSAMENTS (it's actually 2-7 triple draw which isn't in horse but I felt it was cool)

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...=0&page=0&vc=1
11-11-2006, 06:56 AM
Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

why are there so many cards?

lol n00b :wink:

the more I think about it, the more I think we're being 3rd leveled here.

UG doesnt 3level, hes a nit :P
11-11-2006, 06:58 AM
Pelion

that really is the best boat over boat ever.

especially with "how do you win?"
11-11-2006, 03:24 PM
givememyleg

rofl @ boat over boat
11-11-2006, 07:31 PM
UG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

why are there so many cards?

lol n00b :wink:

the more I think about it, the more I think we're being 3rd leveled here.

UG doesnt 3level, hes a nit :P

don't hate the player hate the game
11-11-2006, 10:47 PM
Lukie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

why are there so many cards?

lol n00b :wink:

the more I think about it, the more I think we're being 3rd leveled here.

UG doesnt 3level, hes a nit :P

don't hate the player hate the game

married males in their 20's are forbidden from using this phrase.

sorry mang, don't hate the player hate the game.
11-12-2006, 01:08 AM
UG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

why are there so many cards?

lol n00b :wink:

the more I think about it, the more I think we're being 3rd leveled here.

UG doesnt 3level, hes a nit :P

don't hate the player hate the game

married males in their 20's are forbidden from using this phrase.

sorry mang, don't hate the player hate the game.

hey I'm not the one that has a girlfriend with a curfue
11-12-2006, 01:33 AM
givememyleg

lol
11-12-2006, 02:10 PM
Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukie

Quote:

Originally Posted by Miffed22001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

why are there so many cards?

lol n00b :wink:

the more I think about it, the more I think we're being 3rd leveled here.

UG doesnt 3level, hes a nit :P

don't hate the player hate the game

married males in their 20's are forbidden from using this phrase.

sorry mang, don't hate the player hate the game.

hey I'm not the one that has a girlfriend with a curfue

mine spends winnings on shoes, hence no curfew :wink:
11-12-2006, 02:56 PM
bigred

lukie will respond to that joke after he's returned from picking his gf up from middle school band practice
11-12-2006, 10:10 PM
koolmoe

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

lukie will respond to that joke after he's returned from picking his gf up from middle school band practice

That's gonna leave a mark.
11-12-2006, 10:16 PM
DaNutsInYoEye

Lol... Lukie's GF has a curfew?

Can she at least drive after sundown?
11-12-2006, 10:21 PM
UG

When I said his girlfriend had a curfue, I was joking.

I think.
11-12-2006, 11:25 PM
Lukie

1) I don't have a girlfriend.
2) I'm not 'seeing' anybody.
3) "Curfew". (yes the girl you are referring to does, in fact, have a curfew).

Flame away.
11-13-2006, 12:20 AM
donkbee

She's hot though. That's all that matters.
11-13-2006, 12:57 AM
bigred

Courtie gone lesbo I see.
11-13-2006, 02:06 AM
boost

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaNutsInYoEye

Lol... Lukie's GF has a curfew?

Can she at least drive after sundown?

where do you live in which the bolded text doesnt make this question stupid?
11-13-2006, 02:07 PM
donkbee

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

Courtie gone lesbo I see.

I still want you?
11-13-2006, 02:13 PM
bigred

:heart:
11-13-2006, 08:24 PM
wufwugy

Lukie's a dude?
11-13-2006, 08:37 PM
ensign_lee

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

Courtie gone lesbo I see.

courtie gone lesbo? :cry:

Damn...

Oh well. Glad I live in Texas, home of the hot asian girl.
11-13-2006, 08:50 PM
swiggidy

Quote:

Originally Posted by wufwugy

Lukie's a dude?

haha, nice. Although I'm not sure how you were confused.
11-13-2006, 11:05 PM
bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by wufwugy

Lukie's a dude?
11-14-2006, 03:36 AM
wufwugy

people read my posts?
11-25-2006, 12:32 PM
spoonitnow

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

Courtie gone lesbo I see.

Oh. I always took for granted that she was. Damn, my bad.
11-25-2006, 02:47 PM
Lukie

Quote:

Originally Posted by wufwugy

Lukie's a dude?

It's amazing what an avatar does to affect the image other people have of you.

If you don't believe me, think: Fnord.
11-25-2006, 03:08 PM
bigred

I think Lefou and Chardrian are good examples of avatar personality frauds.
11-25-2006, 04:34 PM
Anosmic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lukie

Quote:

Originally Posted by wufwugy

Lukie's a dude?

It's amazing what an avatar does to affect the image other people have of you.

If you don't believe me, think: Fnord.

Yes I used to respect Fnord's advice a lot more when I thought he was Donald Rumsfeld.