So I met a few buddies that I haven't seen in awhile at a local bar and after a few beers they talked me into going "deer mounting." I've never known of or done this before but here's a definition for all those who still don't know:
On Christmas decorated lawns some people have deer with Christmas lights. The goal is to have a friend cruise in with headlights off near the house and the rest of the guys run out and position these deer into various sexual positions. More than two deer calls for gang bang positions.
This is the most childish, but fun thing I've done in a long time. We must have hit at least 10 if not 15 houses. I was laughing the entire time. I know gnomes has a good story but anyone else have funny stories similar to this? We did not get caught tonight even though my friends have had a few close calls in the past. We also saw some people watching TV and mounted their deer literally right under their noses.
