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spaghetti turd, lol
this is the worst idea i've ever seen in my entire life. it's a butt plug that you wear when you poop????
Holy Crap!!!!!
do they have one in the shape of a cross
like it you push too hard doesnt ot fall out or something>?
I didnt click, Im eating.. the responses intrigue me though.
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Troubleshooting:
Problem:
"The device flew out of my ass while I was taking a dump. What's wrong?"
Probable cause and solution:
- You may have too much or improper lubrication. Remove the device and wipe it down with a dish towel. If lubrication is desired, we recommend saliva only.
- Excess gas can cause the device to rocket across the room. Refer to the "Dietary Concerns" section of this manual.
- Your sphincter may have abnormally expanded. Immediately discontinue use and consult a physician.