heres an awkward situation

you are at a mini apartment party and everyone is getting drunk. their is one big main room where everyone is at. country music is being played loudly. you don't really care for country music. some new song comes on and people start singing it aloud. then you see them all start locking arms around eachother's shoulders, forming a big line. before you know it, everyone at the party has their arms locked around eachother and everyone is singing. tthey start folding the line into a circle when they realize the only person not part of their lame ass circle is you. they beckon you. 'cmon we are singing join us!' then you go over there and put your arms around some people, a circle is formed, everyone is singing.

awkward and stupid

lol wtf where was this.. that does seem pretty awkward

gabe not balla

I would get new friends. What are you doing hanging out with the Whos anyway?

Lame

Go over to the Hi-Fi, eject the CD, snap it in two and shout " Dance round this" whilst giving them the finger.

That should ease the awkwardness.

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Originally Posted by Legendash

Lame

Go over to the Hi-Fi, eject the CD, snap it in two and shout " Dance round this" whilst giving them the finger.

That should ease the awkwardness.

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Then yell "31 is a prime number"

That is the point where you realize the party you are at is very gay, and it is time to leave.

lol, what song were they singing?

this is awkward.
POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

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Originally Posted by gabe

you are at a mini apartment party and everyone is getting drunk. their is one big main room where everyone is at. country music is being played loudly. you don't really care for country music. some new song comes on and people start singing it aloud. then you see them all start locking arms around eachother's shoulders, forming a big line. before you know it, everyone at the party has their arms locked around eachother and everyone is singing. tthey start folding the line into a circle when they realize the only person not part of their lame ass circle is you. they beckon you. 'cmon we are singing join us!' then you go over there and put your arms around some people, a circle is formed, everyone is singing.

i'm awkward and anti-social

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zing!!

Exit stage left.

lol that hand makes any thread great.

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Originally Posted by Ultimate George

lol, what song were they singing?

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Originally Posted by swiggidy

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Originally Posted by Legendash

Lame

Go over to the Hi-Fi, eject the CD, snap it in two and shout " Dance round this" whilst giving them the finger.

That should ease the awkwardness.

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Then yell "31 is a prime number"

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LOL

At least the circle of song was organised for 7:30, impromtu rule!!

Gabe you should think '' man i am so not wasted right now''

lol our people skilks suck

if we were balla we'd be centre of attention by now.

take out 300 thick wads of 1 dollar bills and throw them at people's faces while screaming LIFE VARIANCE!!! at the top of ur lungs, then grab all beer in a plastic bag, get blackout drunk and spend the night tilting off 4k at PLO.

I'm the center of this world Miffed, suck up to me more and maybe things will work out for you.

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Originally Posted by swiggidy

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Originally Posted by Legendash

Lame

Go over to the Hi-Fi, eject the CD, snap it in two and shout " Dance round this" whilst giving them the finger.

That should ease the awkwardness.

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Then yell "31 is a prime number"

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nice !

It's A Great Day To Be Alive

something about the sun shining

When the singing crap is finished, look around for good women to concentrate on, if you don't find any, GTFO.

Although sauce's LIFE VARIANCE thing is fucking brilliant.

At least they weren't naked.

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Originally Posted by gabe

It's A Great Day To Be Alive

something about the sun shining

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Travis Tritt. Your posted situation may have been gay, but that is a quality song my friend!

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Originally Posted by sauce123

take out 300 thick wads of 1 dollar bills and throw them at people's faces while screaming LIFE VARIANCE!!! at the top of ur lungs, then grab all beer in a plastic bag, get blackout drunk and spend the night tilting off 4k at PLO.

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Originally Posted by Galapogos

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Originally Posted by gabe

It's A Great Day To Be Alive

something about the sun shining

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Travis Tritt. Your posted situation may have been gay, but that is a quality song my friend!

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yea i guess, not knocking the song

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Originally Posted by Triptan3s

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Originally Posted by sauce123

take out 300 thick wads of 1 dollar bills and throw them at people's faces while screaming LIFE VARIANCE!!! at the top of ur lungs, then grab all beer in a plastic bag, get blackout drunk and spend the night tilting off 4k at PLO.

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FTW, and it's not even close

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Originally Posted by sauce123

take out 300 thick wads of 1 dollar bills and throw them at people's faces while screaming LIFE VARIANCE!!! at the top of ur lungs, then grab all beer in a plastic bag, get blackout drunk and spend the night tilting off 4k at PLO.

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LOL

Here's how you make this whole situation less awkward:

Step 1 cut a hole in the box

step 2 put your junk in that box

step 3 make her open the box

and that's how you do it

Step 4 profit

Massimo really is funnier than ISF.

LOL

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Originally Posted by Xianti

Massimo really is funnier than ISF.

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QFT.

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Originally Posted by gabe

It's A Great Day To Be Alive

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so this is where you got that from.......

livin

lol awkward

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Originally Posted by Xianti

too bad they weren't naked.

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gabe i dont understand why you didn't wanna dance. i mean girls love dancing.

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Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan

this is awkward.
POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot

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