my GOD I suck. I'm awful. Totally awful.
Woa.
Um. Some of these I have "reasons" for based on reads, but theyre still fucking terrible.
Im hoping I can embarass myself into not losing so fucking much. But I dont know. I really suck. My biggest 5 or 6 i cant remember losses from the last 2.5k hands, were all entirely my fucking fault. WEEEE! Here they are!
See... but if I didnt do these... I dont think I'd be up UP any money anyway. I guess maybe a little but not much. I dont know. I guess I just dont "get" NL yet. I dont see where the money is coming from (Other than making people do stupid shit like I do, but most people dont DO the stupid shit I do) Blah. Frustrated.
Anyway, on with public embarasment.
god I suck.
Read: This guy is a 40/30 moroniac, and I really thought I was ahead against the FD. I was right, but w/e its still fucking dumb and I was only 50/50 against his FD+2OCs anyway.
******* Hand 1 ********
Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter
Stack sizes:
UTG: $200
UTG+1: $32.35
CO: $317.97
Button: $197.60
Hero: $150.60
BB: $68.33
Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with 6 :spade: 4 :spade:
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, CO raises to $4, Button folds, Hero raises to $14, 2 folds, CO calls.
Flop: 5 :diamond: 8 :club: 6 :club: ($30, 2 players)
Hero bets $18, CO raises to $66, Hero raises all-in $136.6, CO calls.
Turn: 5 :club: ($303.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $303.2)
River: 9 :club: ($303.2, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $303.2)
Results:
Final pot: $303.2
Read: Guy is an even bigger moroniac than the one before this - Off the top of my head I think he ran like 80/50. Still cant do this with Ace fucking Three. (I did take about $600 off him alone a few days ago by just calling him down, though)
******* Hand 2 ********
Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter
Stack sizes:
UTG: $123.85
CO: $105.50
Button: $39.20
SB: $46.65
Hero: $68.33
Hero: $212.05
Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is BB with A :diamond: 3 :club:
UTG folds, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, Hero checks.
Flop: 7 :spade: A :spade: 7 :diamond: ($3, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2, CO raises to $14, SB folds, Hero calls.
Turn: 5 :heart: ($31, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $31, Hero calls.
River: 2 :heart: ($93, 2 players)
Hero checks, CO is all-in $59.5, Hero calls.
Results:
Final pot: $212
I try and play better than I'm capable of. Stupidity abounds.
******* Hand 3 ********
Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter
Stack sizes:
BB: $68.33
UTG: $226.75
CO: $187.58
Button: $99.50
Hero: $191.65
BB: $126.77
Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with K :club: 7 :club:
UTG raises to $4, 2 folds, Hero calls, BB folds.
Flop: 8 :club: 3 :club: 3 :heart: ($9, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $6, Hero calls.
Turn: J :spade: ($21, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $13, Hero raises to $35, UTG calls.
River: A :spade: ($91, 2 players)
Hero bets $60, UTG calls.
Results:
Final pot: $211
I misread the board. Thought it was 9222 not 9223. Oops. Still incredibly fucking stupid.
******* Hand 4 ********
Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter
Stack sizes:
UTG: $51.80
UTG+1: $99.13
CO: $68.85
Button: $103.50
SB: $251.30
Hero: $101.80
Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with K :club: 9 :club:
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, 3 folds, 3 folds, Hero checks.
Flop: 3 :spade: 9 :diamond: 2 :heart: ($2.5, 2 players)
Hero bets $2, UTG+1 raises to $4, Hero raises to $16, UTG+1 raises to $32, Hero calls.
Turn: 2 :club: ($66.5, 2 players)
Hero checks, UTG+1 bets $14, Hero raises all-in $68.8, UTG+1 calls all-in $52.13.
Uncalled bets: $2.67 returned to Hero.
River: Q :club: ($198.76, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $198.76)
Results:
Final pot: $198.76
Ok I dont really hate this last one so much. SB had been farking with me the entire night. He just turned up with a K this time.
******* Hand 5 ********
Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter
Stack sizes:
UTG: $86.45
CO: $116.52
Hero: $98
SB: $251.3
SB: $140.05
BB: $220.65
Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with 7 :club: 8 :heart:
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, SB raises to $8, BB folds, Hero raises to $36, SB calls.
Flop: 8 :diamond: K :club: K :heart: ($73, 2 players)
SB checks, Hero is all-in $62, SB calls.
Turn: 4 :spade: ($197, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $197)
River: A :heart: ($197, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $197)
Results:
Final pot: $197
I think this one was OK. I put him on the draw when he minraised flop and I was correct. He just happened to have an A as well.
******* Hand 6 ********
Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
6 players
Converter
Stack sizes:
Hero: $112.80
UTG+1: $77.02
CO: $81.80
Button: $269.65
SB: $105.30
BB: $222.02
Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is UTG with T :spade: K :spade:
Hero raises to $4, UTG+1 calls, CO folds, Button calls, 2 folds.
Flop: K :diamond: 8 :heart: 6 :heart: ($13.5, 3 players)
Hero bets $8, UTG+1 raises to $16, Button folds, Hero raises all-in $108.8, UTG+1 calls all-in $57.02.
Uncalled bets: $35.78 returned to Hero.
Turn: A :spade: ($159.54, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $159.54)
River: A :club: ($159.54, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $159.54)
Results:
Final pot: $159.54
Re: my GOD I suck. I'm awful. Totally awful.
Quote:
Originally Posted by euphoricism
Ok I dont really hate this last one so much. SB had been farking with me the entire night. He just turned up with a K this time.
******* Hand 5 ********
Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
5 players
Converter
Stack sizes:
UTG: $86.45
CO: $116.52
Hero: $98
SB: $251.3
SB: $140.05
BB: $220.65
Pre-flop: (
5 players) Hero is Button with 7 :club: 8 :heart:
2 folds,
Hero raises to $4,
SB raises to $8, BB folds,
Hero raises to $36, SB calls.
Flop: 8 :diamond: K :club: K :heart: (
$73, 2 players)
SB checks,
Hero is all-in $62, SB calls.
Turn: 4 :spade: (
$197, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $197)
River: A :heart: (
$197, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $197)
Results:
Final pot: $197
Are you kidding? Thats disgusting. You seem to keep finding players who are willing to raise and reraise and get allin with trash, and then to counter it you decide to get it in with even worse.
equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 45.051% 42.69% 02.36% 895522755 49450649.00 { 8h7s }
Hand 1: 54.949% 52.59% 02.36% 1103148347 49450649.00 { random }
When you come up against LAGtards you make money with value hands not by making them build a pot with trash and then fold when they realise theyre behind. Start isolating these players and building pots with AJ, KT type hands more often, and less often with literally below average hands like 78o and 64s. These guys are here to gamboool. Get in there with a range thats above theirs.
I dont really think you understand the motives behind raising in a NL game. Against loose players you are trying to build a pot for them to stack off when you both hit top pair.
I think a couple of weeks of ABC 19 hand poker would do you good.