If you owed a guy $7945 and he offered to clear your debt if you slept with him once, would you?
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If you owed a guy $7945 and he offered to clear your debt if you slept with him once, would you?
haha please indulge in the real life story (if it exists)
i'm only here for triptanes avatar
i'll be done in 3 minutes
than k you
God I would think 8k would be grossly overpaying for it.
I would assume to wipe out an 8k debt she would need to bring herself and 2 friends every Sunday for 3 months. Yep, that'd be worth 8k.
dukesoccer, nice reference
i'd hit it?
If any girl says yes, who is willing to loan them money?
Who would trade $7945 for sex?
If you go to Japan, you can have sex with an Asian girl for the cost of two Japanese lessons from some guy on the street.
If you go to Thailand, it only costs a nickel.
if you owed triptanes $400 and he offered to cancel it if you sent in a bunch of fake emails to him.....would you do it?
I'd do it
I'd do it
desperate are you?
roflQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
what if your chances of collecting more than 1/4th of this money back was like 50/50?
it's funny how every single question in life is inevitably answered with an EV calculation
Do I get to use protection? Does he have any STDs? Is there a time minimum or can we just fuck and be done? Standard intercourse or do I have to do other shit like anal? Is the guy attractive at all? What's our history? Why the hell do I owe hin $8k???
Protection... What, like a stick, or pepper spray?
And if it costs him 8G's to have sex with someone, he probably does have STD's, is ugly, won't know what anal is, and won't last long enough to meet his own time minimum.
{That sounds strangely like a singles add I put out once} :(
Greatest thread ever?Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
I see someone putting this in there sig? :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Just pretend it's me. You owe me money because I paid to get your BMW fixed!!!!
NOANL
What's the best part about having sex with a Japanese guy?
You can flip him over and he looks like a Japanese girl.
:?
This post was soooo -EV till I got to this post.Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
You want to put qualifications on $8K sex?
"other shit like anal" - Best pun of the year, century, millineum.
Dude, for 8k I'd want waaaay more than sex with this girl once.
I'd better have the option of like twice a day for the next six months, if not a year. OR...Her and one of her hot friends once a day for the next 4 months. GOODNESS GRACIOUS...Yeah...that'd be worth about $8k.
And lol at courtie considering this.
Courtie, lets have sex
This is pretty much the only sane answer for someone who money means anything. 1 night of straight-up sex with a healthy, fairly well behaved person for 8k is easy money.Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
The other slightly less sane answer is a flat no for religous/moral/whatever reasons.
Not at market price. Fuckbuddy for a month or two would be a more reasonable arrangement.Quote:
Originally Posted by ensign_lee
Wouldn't you want to set clear terms for any 8k buisness deal?Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorJH
courtie, may I get a discount?
Protection: Yes
STDs: No
Time minimum: 1 hour
Anal: No. Unless you want to.
LoLQuote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
Can you say Viagra?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Oh, come on. I'm not that old.Quote:
Originally Posted by GatorJH
probably just counting the 55 minutes of warm-up in that hour anyway :p
shit im like 20 years younger than old man xianti but 1 hour is an enternityQuote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
take some opitates like 12 hours before, you'll be a tad soft but be able to go forever
-EV.Quote:
Originally Posted by mixchange
chinese broads be sellin they babies for the ope.Quote:
Originally Posted by Benoso
um. A "xianti" commonly refers to a cocktail of MDMA, Viagra, Spanish Fly (a powerful aphrodisiac), Nitrous and most importantly Ketamine.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
The Ket allows him to go for hours due to the intense time-dilation and the Nitrous helps convince him he's banging a solid 7.
counting even the barest of foreplay, it's REALLY not that long. Come on now, boys. Have some pride.Quote:
Originally Posted by gabe
No way, the barest of foreplay and a quick whosyourdaddy could take like 10~15 minutes. Even really laying it on, an hour is a bit much without some help.Quote:
Originally Posted by ensign_lee
An hour is about right for a 2 rounder. Assuming you can muster up a second barrel.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Standard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Don't you usually check/fold after firing the first round?Quote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
I'm only a lawnchair at the poker table, not in bed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
what does it mean to be a lawnchair
not tryin to be that guy but yah 1 hour isnt that long, sometimes more sometimes less. Always seems to last 3 hours when you have to wake up early the next morning, variance?
oh, btw...
8k sex yo?
My 10 minutes just don't compare, damn
avg time, including foreplay, prolly 15-20 mins. have done it 3 times in an hour, but never just once in that long of a time frame.
haaaaaQuote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Xianti = Lawn ChairQuote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
Just apply a little pressure and he folds...
haha i like itQuote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
This thread makes me laugh in more ways than one.
:?: I don't want to know actually.Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric
Also, why are you guys talkin' about sex like it's supposed to last an hour? Especially for 8k. 8k better buy me the ability to lay still the whole time, and only see the top of her head. Every 40 mins, for 5 min intervals. All week. At my discretion. Actual sex (where I have to work too) should only be free.
Or, it buys me Jessica Alba. Got D***, She Needs To Get F***ed!
That's not what lukie told me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xianti
anyones a lawnchair for lukieplaya, duh.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Courtie:
http://www.seekingarrangement.com/
+EV
wow, nice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
+Wrinkly old cockQuote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
So long as you're stuffing 100 dollar bills in your pocket while he's stuffing...Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
FYPQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred