Tom Brady + Randy Fuckin Moss and company = 3 hours of orgasms
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Tom Brady + Randy Fuckin Moss and company = 3 hours of orgasms
i was going to make an 'official NFL week 1' thread but this will have to suffice.
what a funny start in cleveland. Cribbs takes a knee in the endzone, out to the 20. Jamal up the middle for 2 yards on the draw. 2nd and 8, horrible looking slant???? from frye to JJ, incomplete. 3rd down, our RT
Schaffer just gets bullrushed/pancaked and frye sacked, -6 yards.
WORST LOOKING PLAY I HAVE EVER SEEN:
going to punt, our new punter miffs the snap, starts running around and finally kicks it basically straight out of bounds. penalty flags and hats flying everywhere.
The browns had FOUR FREAKING PENALTIES on the play. illegal formation, 2x holding, and something else that i don't even know. you could when the refs were huddling one of the guys had a smirk on his face.
pitt gets the ball at the browns 22?, drives in for an easy TD.
Great way to start off the season brownies. :roll:
PASS TO RANDY MOSS
ahhh you know it's football season when you have to hear john madden ramble on about TOUGH ACTIN' TINACTIN
TD WELKER
the browns have to be off to the worst start of the season of any team in the last decade.
Same old brownies...
what's the word on this guy anyway? He's supposed to be pretty solid and a good return man, but I was very surprised that the Pats, who are usually stock-piling draft picks, gave up a 2nd and a 7th to get him. Especially with how the Pats added so many receivers in the off season. I take it BB is pretty high on him?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
driving down, there may be hope..... (to finish the game within 3 touchdowns)Quote:
Originally Posted by blackatom
lol nvm, -8 yrd sack, time to punt! hopefully this douchebag doesn't muff it again... nope pretty good kick actually.
One of the hardest workers in the NFL, or so I hear. Bellicheck coaching Welker will produce results.
Panthers 7 Torry Holt 7. I'll take it.
TOM BRADY
Wow, just saw clips from browns game, LOL
WHO ELSE IS PSYCHED FOR LIONS/RAIDERS AT 4:15???!!?!?
Also, it's good to have those coors light commericals with the head coach press conferences back. Those are awesome.
WOW UR JOB IS TO HOLD THE FUCKING BALL FOR THE KICKER, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Sorry Lukie... not meant to rub it in.
From what I'm hearing about Quinn you all have the best years ahead of you.
Ugh, Houston is up 10-0 on KC, get ready to hear the Houston is super bowl bound talk from ensign tomorrow
at least the Chiefs look good today :roll:
RANDY MOSS
Why is LJ doing so bad? He's on my damn fantasy team.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate George
Nice catch bubba watson, TD
browns offense: 7 possessions. held without a first down on 6 of them. 5 punts. 2 turnovers. Frye sacked 5 times.
srsly
Derek Anderson warming up, and I'm hoping he goes in. Quinn shouldn't even sniff the field this week, and hopefully not for the first half of the season.
george, give me a hugQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate George
:hold arms really wiiiiiiiide:
He sat out most of the preseason, only had like four carries or something.....on top of that, we've had two hall of fame offensive linemen retire in the last two years so basically our line sucks too.Quote:
Originally Posted by WildBobAA
I hope picking LJ works out for you but things are definitely against him...shitty line, a million and two carries the last two years so he's broken down, and he got paid recently.....he's always been a guy that had to have a chip on his shoulder to do well, now that he got the big contract maybe that chip is way way smaller...
I'm gonna need in on this hug in a few hours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
I'd quite like to see the Bears game, but that doesn't happen unless I find some internet stream or something.
I had the NFL pass thing a few seasons back but junked it and none of the NFL.COM subscriptions these days seem to be any good.
how is my jigga Kitna doing or does he play later?
I have Kitna in both of my fantasy leagues, ship the title to me right now lol.
p.s. lukie I will hug you but no hands below the waste like last time, my wife got jealous
He plays in a late game at Oakland. And he's actually not a horrible fantasy pick since he has 2 star WRs and also we're going to be behind in most of our games and throwing a lot.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate George
How are the Steelers looking? They're not on TV here.
no he'll be good, but not great. he'll throw for 4500 yards or something but he'll have like a 30/20 TD/INT ratio.
Johnson and Williams, along with Martz calling plays.....yeah, Kitna will probably have a big year. I just hope he cuts down on INTs.
I guess I just hate the fact that I have him on my two fantasy teams....so if he sucks I'm dead in both.
Mother fuckin hobbes 108 yd kickoff return
commentator said longest return in nfl?
Good, very good, they look especially good because of how bad the Browns are playing.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
fuck you portis
Yeah, I just saw the highlight on FOX, it was the longest kickoff return in NFL history.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Pennington injured again? I love how the jet fans boo him off the field and cheer his replacement as he struggles to try to get up. Buncha assholes, they deserve the raping they are receiving.
RANDY MOSS BEST FANTASY PICK EVER, 51 YD TD
Go HAWKS!!!
Super Bowl, here we come!
it's been drilled into my head all my life to hate michigan sports teams, but i'll give you a hug... just because you're you. and i can now feel your pain.Quote:
Originally Posted by WildBobAA
ok no reaching below the WASTE this time, sorry. i'll save that for when i hug her ;) jkjkjkQuote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate George
ha who am i kidding, no i'm not
I'm just hoping our linebackers swarm to all the underneath stuff and runs and that our WRs get some seperation.Quote:
Originally Posted by WildBobAA
I also imagine that it's pretty hard to actually hate the Lions, I mean, all we do is lose. Plus they aren't even in the Browns conference unlike every other sport.
they are looking very good. I thought that the Steelers were really going to suffer without Cowher, who I thought was an elite NFL coach. I still might turn out to be right, but not so much so far.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
forget 4500, I'll bet 1k at 1:1 that Kitna doesn't even hit 4k yards this year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ultimate George
the analyst at ESPN (aka kiddie network) that predicted 5k yards made my head asplode.
until this last methodical drive where the browns scored a TD, pretty much everything the steelers could do right, they have, and pretty much everything the browns could do wrong, they have.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
QFT.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
I am not a pats fan (can't stand Brady), but I got to respect them.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
he's the man
i watched him play in MIA, kid got heart
Watch the MIA v PIT opening game of last season. It opened my eyes with how explosive and elusive he can be.
Another win by the Titans in a game where Vince Young did nothing, run better please. Can't wait to more people explain how this makes him great because he "just wins."
IT'S GAMETIME
5-11 HERE WE COME
Hee hee. Historically the Bears performance level is inversely proportional to my level of interest.
I'm watching the opening game. They're screwed.
don't jinx my bears
fypQuote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
1st drive of the game, we start on our own 2 yard line, march down the field to the oakland 5 and kitna throws an INT in the end zone. it's good go have the lions back
fuck
plz kill me
How can you hate the golden one?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zee Devee
chiefs got rawked
I don't, I love Brett Favre :wink:Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Oh, it's possible. It's definitely possible.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Kitna to Williams for the TD!!
Our offense is looking, well, fucking amazing (aside from the INT)
Hating Brady is like hating sex. You're not asexual are you?
Pats and bosox win today, hooray.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zee Devee
i'll kill you
ah yes, we're division rivals, eh?
all cheeseheads will be eaten by big, bad grizly bears
KITNA TO CALVIN JOHNSON FOR THE 17-0 LEAD
HAYYAHCAHCHAHCYAHyCHHC
watching the bears/chargers game and they showed J williams on the bench while the chargers are driving.
dude looks like one of the baddest motherfuckers i've ever seen.
I'm going to the giants packers game next sunday with my dad and brother, they're huge cheeseheads.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
tommie harris is dominating this game.. even though he was offsides when he just caused that fumble
i want to see you with a big cheese on your headQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
ugh, raiders score a td, then the next possesion, williams has the ball go through his hands for an INT ffs
i knew we were going to fuck this up
I'm not a packers fan.
Props to the bears for holding LT so far, my fantasy win depends on it.
well its 17-14 WHAT A FUCKING SHIT SUCKER
Is Branch playing today? I have him and Hackett on my fantasy team, no points for either.
lol wtf is happening to the lions and bears!!??????
oh, NFC north. duh.
(actually, I think the NFC south is going to be the worst division in football this year.)
we're the Lions. this is what we do
we did just get a field goal so its 20-14, big series here