i'm a tit.

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09-17-2007, 03:21 PM
WillburForce

i'm a tit.

my names Will and i have a drink problem.

so i got pissed up and lost all my bankroll. Again. i'm such a fucking tit.
I had a poker sabatical and started playing again about 1 month ago.
built up my bankroll from £20 to just under £200.
then, just like i've done before, i get drunk and lose the lot playing at the wrong level.

I'm hoping by putting this on here it will shame me into not doing again.
FUCK its so annoying. I have a stinking hangover and £12 left of my bankroll.

Anyone know how to rig up a breathalizer to a computer?
09-17-2007, 03:36 PM
jyms

There isn't enough room in anyones life for two addictions. Pick one and get good at it.
09-17-2007, 04:34 PM
gabe

try having something else to do when you get drunk. find a computer game or something, it worked for me.
09-17-2007, 04:44 PM
grnydrowave2

Secure your computer with a password, and rotate the password every seven days. The password should be something that will too bothersome to work out if you're drunk, such as a long division problem or perhaps something a bit more complex.

Don't write down the actual password, just write down the problem and keep it next to your computer.
09-17-2007, 05:25 PM
WildBobAA

lol

tit
09-17-2007, 06:06 PM
TwoKicker

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms

There isn't enough room in anyones life for two addictions. Pick one and get good at it.

Nice Post
09-17-2007, 06:23 PM
Halv

Thread title is the key. When you're drunk, fantasize about tits rather than cards. This will leave you waking up the next morning, dick in hand but with an intact bankroll.
09-17-2007, 08:21 PM
bigred

You clearly don't drink well enough. If you were a real drinker you wouldn't be able to load poker let alone play it. That's my way of avoiding this situation.
09-17-2007, 09:53 PM
Galapogos

I'm just here for the awesome thread title.
09-17-2007, 10:43 PM
lolzzz_321

play wow with gabe and lukie and ME
09-18-2007, 01:03 AM
Unibomber14

Don't ever play wow. It brings your BOC factor to dangerously low levels.
09-18-2007, 01:15 AM
lolzzz_321

wait, but if u lose all ur money u aren't boc

so just play HALO
09-18-2007, 01:46 AM
sauce123

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms

There isn't enough room in anyones life for two addictions. Pick one and get good at it.

gooolllddd
09-18-2007, 01:49 AM
Unibomber14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Triptanes

wait, but if u lose all ur money u aren't boc

so just play HALO

agreed

also, if you're a tit, can I motorboat? just for a second, and I promise I won't spit.
09-18-2007, 06:12 AM
WillburForce

thanks for help.

my hangover has now gone, but sadly my bankroll hasn't returned. :oops:

I've just had to deposit again. back to square 1. want to get my bankroll from £25 to £200 in coupla weeks.

I have stuck a note on my computer "HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?"

promblem is i usually get so pissed i can barely see.........

ps what is WOW? and Unibomber, i don't know what motorboat means, but you can do it if you give me my bankroll back.
09-18-2007, 07:12 AM
acesfullokings

Quote:

Originally Posted by WillburForce

thanks for help.

my hangover has now gone, but sadly my bankroll hasn't returned. :oops:

I've just had to deposit again. back to square 1. want to get my bankroll from £25 to £200 in coupla weeks.

I have stuck a note on my computer "HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?"

promblem is i usually get so pissed i can barely see.........

ps what is WOW? and Unibomber, i don't know what motorboat means, but you can do it if you give me my bankroll back.

WOW = World of Warcraft.

Motorboat = Well watch Wedding Crashers and you will get it ....
09-18-2007, 12:12 PM
grnydrowave2

Quote:

Originally Posted by acesfullokings

Motorboat = Well watch Wedding Crashers and you will get it ....

I've never seen that film, and yet somehow I think I already know.
09-18-2007, 12:33 PM
ChrisBCritter

This thread is worthless without pics.

Somebody had to say it...
09-18-2007, 01:28 PM
spoonitnow

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter

This thread is worthless without pics.

Somebody had to say it...

take that shit to 2+2 and stfu
09-18-2007, 01:53 PM
ChrisBCritter

Quote:

Originally Posted by spoonitnow

take that shit to 2+2 and stfu

COME ON! Did you even READ the thread title or it's contents? I'm sure somebody's got a motorboat gif they want to share?
09-18-2007, 01:59 PM
Ash256

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms

There isn't enough room in anyones life for two addictions. Pick one and get good at it.

Brilliant.
09-18-2007, 02:31 PM
jyms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHkDT7q6Gg

WOOOT
09-18-2007, 03:53 PM
bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter

Quote:

Originally Posted by spoonitnow

take that shit to 2+2 and stfu

COME ON! Did you even READ the thread title or it's contents? I'm sure somebody's got a motorboat gif they want to share?

I lol'ed in the middle of a conversation with a travel agent on the phone at your avatar.
09-18-2007, 07:44 PM
ChrisBCritter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHkDT7q6Gg

WOOOT

YESSIREEBOB! now this thread is complete!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

I lol'ed in the middle of a conversation with a travel agent on the phone at your avatar.

Thanks! I actually laughed for real when I first saw it too, so I had to have it. Glad to share!
09-18-2007, 11:29 PM
UG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trainer_jyms

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuHkDT7q6Gg

WOOOT

I don't think this has gotten enough love.

awesome stuff
09-23-2007, 03:17 PM
mrhappy333

nice post will.

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