Do tramps (hobos) ever bash one off (masturbate)?

Is it not illegal to do it in public? Seems like a bit of a predicament to me...

?!?!?!??!

wait what

speak slowly and directly into the mic please

know your role

not at all. unless you get caught obviously. even then most cops will let it slide.

i have no idea what your tryna say...damn brits.

I think it is masturbation

I guess masturbation equals sensation then?

I hear its 5 to 10 for your assault on the English language.

is a tramp a slut or a homeless person?

Hello, I'm the English to American translator.

Do tramps ever bash one off? = Do hobos masturbate?

LOL. I'm sure they do. Anyone ever heard the Dave Chappelle stand up about this? Fucking gold.

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Originally Posted by dwarfman

Hello, I'm the English to American translator.

Do tramps ever bash one off? = Do hobos masturbate?

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haha

wait i thought a tramp was a slut

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Originally Posted by Lukie

wait i thought a tramp was a slut

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apparently not to the english. and by english i mean the stupid kind

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Originally Posted by givememyleg

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Originally Posted by Lukie

wait i thought a tramp was a slut

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apparently not to the english. and by english i mean the stupid kind

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stupid english peeple

The answer is yes, all the time.

Hi, can I ask that all thread titles from now on are written in both US and British English? Thanks/cheers mate.

I was taking the piss with my flatmate about this while we were watching the football match.

My british is a little rusty so i only understood half of it.

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Thanks/cheers mate.

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I dunno why i laughed so much at this. :D

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Hi, can I ask that all thread titles from now on are written in both US and British English? Thanks/cheers mate/sir.

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Hmm in Ireland tramps=sluts, strange england has a different understanding

We dont say hobos like ever. we call em homeless as far as i know.

Austin: Listen, dad, if you are are going to say naughty things in front of these American girls then at least speak English-English.
Nigel: Alright my son, I could've had it away with this crackin' Julie my old China.
Austin: Are you telling a bunch pork-pies and a bag of trout? Because if you are feeling quigly why not just have a J. Arthur?
Nigel: What, billy no mates?
Austin: Too right, youth.
Nigel: Don't you remember the crimbo din-din we had with the grotty Scottmen?
Austin: Oh, the one that was all sixes and sevens!
Nigel: Yeah, yeah, he was the traveling strife of the Morish dancer what lived up the apples and pears!
Austin: She was the barrister what become a bobby in a lorry and... {blahblahblah}....
Austin & Nigel: Tea kettle!
Nigel: And then and then...
Austin & Nigel: SHE SHAT ON A TURTLE!

Austin: Listen, dad, if you are are going to say naughty things in front of these American girls then at least speak English-English.
Nigel: I was about to make love to this pretty girl.
Austin: Is this true? If you were aroused, why didn't you pleasure yourself?
Nigel: What, alone?
Austin: Indeed.
Nigel: Remember Christmas dinner with the Scottish girl?
Austin: The insane one?
Nigel: She was the wife of the dancer who lived upstairs.
Austin: She was a lawyer who became a policeman in a truck and ??????????
Austin & Nigel: Tea kettle!
Nigel: And then and then...
Austin & Nigel: SHE SHAT ON A TURTLE!

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Originally Posted by Da GOAT

Hmm in Ireland tramps=sluts, strange england has a different understanding

We dont say hobos like ever. we call em IRISH as far as i know.

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FYP

LOLOLOLOLOL

http://images.chron.com/content/chro...vies/tramp.jpg

mmmm spaghetti... maybe Ill make spaghetti and meatballs tonight, yum..

Tramp and the tramp?

yeah. today i saw one going at it in his pocket. really obvious