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Ya, it's been done before, but now we have proof and can end the argument with cold hard nubmers
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
I could take 24.
I would be doing just enough to win, but I'm not opposed to throwing one into wave of attackers as a defense.
30
23, i did karate for 5 years when i was younger, but i forgot most of it so it's probably closer to around 15 kids.
34, 6y of kickboxing experience (in my youth though...) will do the trick of showing the little bastards :P
mine said 23, but I'm very doubtful of that since I only have one good leg and one good arm.
Does being run over by a car count as yes for this question? "Have you ever been trampled? (by a horse, at a rock concert, etc)"
24
depends how organized they are
yesQuote:
Originally Posted by ProZachNation
24
same as chris, I forgot most of my karate, but I definately wouldn't mind using one of them as a weapon.
You could take on 33 five year old kids in a fight.
how come i can only take 22?
You could take on 28 five year old kids in a fight.
31. But I would feel that fighting them is immoral. If I change my mind on that question, I'll take 36 lol
i can take 30, there was no question about boxing experience so i put that under martial arts...i figure thats sorta equivalent.
probably not too organized...just a guess thoughQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
26.
I have a feeling i could take on more.
wtf I suck 20.
But I am small and slender
mine said 20
i'm 5"6 with short arms with no martial arts background.
my bright side is how i don't care how I win, so long as I win.
Only Adam can come up with posts like these.
24 for me!!! I would kick their ass back to kindergarten and certainly wouldn't have a problem throwing one of them as a shield.
Punk ass kids!!!!!
I've definitely thrown people smaller than me into other people smaller than me in battle royal wresting style matches. For some reason I find the thought of throwing one 5 yr old into 5, 5 yr olds charging me amusing.
Where's TJ and DaGoat on this? I feel like TJ could fight at least 50 because he would eat 10 of them before it even started being a real battle.
It said I could take down 20 too.
That's way off.
My average is in the upper 40's.
(not so thinly veiled brag)
I got the lowest: 17.
I chose "I dont know" the kick thing.. How high is 3 feet? Is it as easy as it sounds - average footprint x 3?
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Originally Posted by HalvSame
26
pffft 33, i was expecting more... yes somehow i think the reality is depending on the kids, when i was 5 me and my friends used to go throw stones at the hookers that worked in the local brothel, but these new ones i think i can take a few more than 33, i can imagine lots of crying and running... i think youd need to seal them in so they cant escape.. lol this is so sick i love it
24. Sounds about right, maybe erring on the higher side a bit. :D
Lol at thinking any martial art/fighting skill would come in handy.
What you need is size, strength, endurance, and no unusual lacks in mobility. I'm lacking in endurance, and can probably only take 100 five year olds. When I get back into lifting that'll go up to about 200. But those estimates could be way low. Nobody seems to acknowledge that the kids have a huge spacial disadvantage.
The real question is: Bob Sanders vs Bengal Tiger???
17, i saved many children
23 I suck, but then again some 5 year olds are probably bigger than me.
32
fuck kids
Come to think of it, the biggest drawback by far would be bruising and breaking our knuckles, kneecaps, elbows, etc. With steel knuckles, somebody like Fedor Emelianenko could probably kill like 2000 five year olds.
31 , im a beast.
28 of them LOL
26. Damn my lack of being-tampled-experience!!
mosh pits ftwQuote:
Originally Posted by Anosmic
25
i'm fat old and short
rigged! it didn't ask if i had kids and practiced on them
i would have got over 30
i crush 5 year olds
During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?
No
Depends on if he/she attacked me first
Yes, I'll do whatever it takes to win
stupid question. obviously no PRO Wrestling(watching) experience by the writers
my 14 month year old makes a great weapon against my 3 year old
32.
I have a black belt and I'm fairly large. I think the age came into question (43) and maybe my lack of trample experience. But come on, being a bouncer for 6 years, in my twenty's and the fact that I would use kids as weapons and shields should account for more, not to mention my lack of morality and willingness to bite.
I got 24, and I have no clue how it is so low.
Im confident I could take on 50+
I cant wait until life like androids are a reality and this can actually be tested. Androids, or the holodeck, this would make one bad ass holodeck program.