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So I'm downstairs chillin, just closed out my tables from a 3 or 4 hour session and from the upstairs I hear my mom yell "CASEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT GODDAMN" (Casey is my brother's name obv).
Now I don't know if he was spanking it or not but hearing your mom yell "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HOMER'S DICK" is hilarity beyond anything imaginable.
damn, that's humiliating.
You need to teach him how to get real poon. Maybe your cousin could help?
rofl
wow
thread useless w/o pics
Rule 34 baby
Simpsons porn?! lol
Dude, you really have to teach him how to get real porn before he goes all weird on you :)
Maybe your mom could help.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
My mom could help.
Useless without pics.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
I have three mommies.
That's fucking hot.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
That's six titties.
And four vaginas.
Dude why would you bring up vaginas when discussing my mother? So rude.
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Originally Posted by WildBobAA
Why would your mother bring up the asses in your avatar?Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Perhaps she wanted to eat them.
One for each mom?
That explains everything.
Why are we talking about Somerset Maugham?
/thread.
Oh wow
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I got caught once. Most embarassing moment of my life. But I'm not going to talk about it.
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
Is wasnt you, it was a friend of yours, Tell us about this friend...
Wow, that's just terrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
LOL Is that a true story?
Thread is useless without storyQuote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
Quality bump
And yeah the shit was true
Quality Bump +1.
No-one would say this unless they wanted to talk about it. Spill!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
wow surprised ur brother hasnt offed himself yet.