1: "hey lets watch schindler's list"
2: "omg no thats the most depressing movie ever"
3: "well..... it depends on whose side youre on"
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1: "hey lets watch schindler's list"
2: "omg no thats the most depressing movie ever"
3: "well..... it depends on whose side youre on"
Why don't indonesian's take baths?
They can just wash up on the shore.
me: hey you know my grandfather died in the holocaust
girl: omg
me: yeah he fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck
ok i didnt want to make an offensive joke thread, but i just heard this random joke (that was made up on teh spot) and thought it was worth saying
Interwebs, this is Gabe.
Gabe, this is teh interwebs.
BAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHQuote:
Originally Posted by Deanglow
****** OFFICIAL OFFENSIVE JOPKE WARNING!!!! ******
Q: What's the best thing about having sex with a nine year old girl in the shower?
A: You can slick her hair back and pretend she's a seven year old boy.
There almost should be a hell just so I can be sent there.
And Schindler's List is sooooo not depressing. It's about one of the only good things to happen during the Holocaust.
I'll tell you what's depressing. Any movie where the hot chick dies. That's just wrong.
(Just for those who don't know, Madeline Mccann is that little english girl who went missing, her parents were/are suspects...blah blah blah)
Whats the difference between Madeline Mccann and jokes about Madeline Mccann?
Jokes about Madeline Mccann will get old.
too late to stop itQuote:
Originally Posted by gabe
son: Dad, can i get some moniez for tonight?
dad: ill pay u 20 for sucking my dick
son: why does it taste like ass?
dad: ur brother needs the car tonight
I dunno if you're misquoting for comic/offensive effect, but it makes more sense if you say something like "my grandfather did in Auschwitz" or maybe "during the holocaust".Quote:
Originally Posted by Deanglow
Sorry, I'll stop analysing teh funney now.
I wanna play too!
(this ones more for my fellow Canadians)
How do you kill a fox?
Cut off it's leg and make it run across Canada.
It's 3AM and I'm brain dead and I just can't get thisQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
??? I don't get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
I was reading the jokes to the gf, go to this one, and said "i dont get this one."Quote:
Originally Posted by ensign_lee
This one is pretty wrong.
What do you get if if put a baby in a blender?
An erection.
Google Terry Fox. You guys need to get out a bit :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ensign_lee
Ya, who the hell doesn't know T-dog. And seriously, I always thought he made it all the way when I was a kid. Then I got older and realized he didn't even make it halfway, what a pussy.Quote:
Originally Posted by AHiltz
Also:
Whats so bad about 4 black guys in a car going off a cliff?
The car seats 5.
How many N-WORDS does it take to paint your car black?
One if you hit him right.
paging spoon, spoon to the offensive joke thread, paging spoon...
What the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the over.
What did the black kid get for Xmas?
Your bike.
What do you call a black guy with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
What do you do when you wake up and see your TV floating across the room?
Turn the lights on and shoot the n-word.
What do you call a black guy driving a Ferrari?
Grand theft auto.
What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot you fucking racist.
And less offensive, but always made me laugh:
What did the black kid do when he had diarrhea?
He jumped in the freezer cause he thought he was melting.