Completed the Cluck U Chicken 911 Challenge

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03-08-2008, 10:41 AM
a500lbgorilla

Completed the Cluck U Chicken 911 Challenge

The first rule of college: if it's a bad idea, you have to do it.

So I ate 6 wings seasoned in the concentrate that pepper spray is made from. The make you sign a waiver before you may attempt it. It took me about a minute and was the worst decision of my life. At least I won a t-shirt.

So this is my brag thread, let's talk about how manly I am.

EDIT -- im so hungover I don't wanna type. But the employees said they'd never seen it done and I felt like a God for a 30 second window of time after I got a quart of milk and some whip cream in me. Right now, my stomach feels like shit and I would recommend no one ever eat those damn wings.
03-08-2008, 11:23 AM
mrhappy333

I ate some hot wings at HOOTERS one time. I guess they were the hottest ones they made. I had one!! I thought I needed to go to the Hospital to get a shot of Benadryl.

Your crazy!! I feel your pain.
03-08-2008, 12:34 PM
gabe

they hurt coming out

but congrats
03-08-2008, 01:41 PM
givememyleg

lol sign a waiver. awesome.
03-08-2008, 04:15 PM
will641

yeah the hawtest at buffalo wild wings are pretty spicy, but not very good spicy. i like the second hawtest because you still get the spice, and some of the delicious chicken, whereas the hawtest you just get a shit ton of hawt.
03-08-2008, 05:23 PM
swiggidy

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Originally Posted by will641

yeah the hawtest at buffalo wild wings are pretty spicy, but not very good spicy. i like the second hawtest because you still get the spice, and some of the delicious chicken, whereas the hawtest you just get a shit ton of hawt.

yeah, gutrot habenaro hot

props rilla you manly gorilla beast you.
03-08-2008, 05:48 PM
boost

I dont get it... I like buffalo wings... why would you do something to make them intolerable?
03-08-2008, 06:22 PM
UG

HOT STUFF RILLA

it's going to hurt so bad coming out. you will probably cry.
03-08-2008, 06:50 PM
will641

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Originally Posted by boost

I dont get it... I like buffalo wings... why would you do something to make them intolerable?

did you not read the whole post??? he got a free t-shirt!!!!
03-08-2008, 06:59 PM
shazbox

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Originally Posted by boost

I dont get it... I like buffalo wings... why would you do something to make them intolerable?

to prove you are more of a man than everybody who doesn't do it, ldo
03-08-2008, 08:43 PM
a500lbgorilla

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Originally Posted by UG

HOT STUFF RILLA

it's going to hurt so bad coming out. you will probably cry.

It's like secreting acid out of my asshole.
03-08-2008, 08:44 PM
a500lbgorilla

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Originally Posted by boost

I dont get it... I like buffalo wings... why would you do something to make them intolerable?

Because, in the winter, my balls shrink to the size of watermelons.
03-09-2008, 01:25 AM
Lukie

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Originally Posted by boost

I dont get it... I like buffalo wings... why would you do something to make them intolerable?

for real.. medium wings at bw3 are, in my opinion, PERFECT. You get a bit of spice and they taste delicious. Sometimes I'll go with hot and I don't have a big problem with them until near the end.. and i wouldn't even say problem but it's just not comfortable. I just don't get trying to eat the hottest, most intolerable stuff imagineable.
03-09-2008, 03:17 AM
UG

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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

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Originally Posted by UG

HOT STUFF RILLA

it's going to hurt so bad coming out. you will probably cry.

It's like secreting acid out of my asshole.

But did you cry?

And by cry, I mean, did you shed a tear?
03-12-2008, 04:51 PM
Aces

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Originally Posted by Lukie

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Originally Posted by boost

I dont get it... I like buffalo wings... why would you do something to make them intolerable?

for real.. medium wings at bw3 are, in my opinion, PERFECT. You get a bit of spice and they taste delicious. Sometimes I'll go with hot and I don't have a big problem with them until near the end.. and i wouldn't even say problem but it's just not comfortable. I just don't get trying to eat the hottest, most intolerable stuff imagineable.

I prefer the Hot BBQ at BW3s but honestly we only go there for the TVs mainly, their food is pretty meh. Will be living there next week on Thursday and Friday for the NCAA round 1, a 20 year tradition(god I'm old).
03-12-2008, 05:11 PM
Lukie

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Originally Posted by Aces

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Originally Posted by Lukie

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Originally Posted by boost

I dont get it... I like buffalo wings... why would you do something to make them intolerable?

for real.. medium wings at bw3 are, in my opinion, PERFECT. You get a bit of spice and they taste delicious. Sometimes I'll go with hot and I don't have a big problem with them until near the end.. and i wouldn't even say problem but it's just not comfortable. I just don't get trying to eat the hottest, most intolerable stuff imagineable.

I prefer the Hot BBQ at BW3s but honestly we only go there for the TVs mainly, their food is pretty meh. Will be living there next week on Thursday and Friday for the NCAA round 1, a 20 year tradition(god I'm old).

heh, yeah, hot BBQ are v. good too. I used to get bottles of medium buffalo and hot bbq sauce there, although nowadays i usually just use frank's red hot for that kind of stuff.

living at bw3 for NCAA is a blast. I wish i had some dudes that would do it with me, but they'd all leave after a few hours. Weak.
03-12-2008, 07:06 PM
mrhappy333

u need to rub some Vaseline on your anus
03-13-2008, 03:37 PM
Aces

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Originally Posted by Lukie

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Originally Posted by Aces

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Originally Posted by Lukie

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Originally Posted by boost

I dont get it... I like buffalo wings... why would you do something to make them intolerable?

for real.. medium wings at bw3 are, in my opinion, PERFECT. You get a bit of spice and they taste delicious. Sometimes I'll go with hot and I don't have a big problem with them until near the end.. and i wouldn't even say problem but it's just not comfortable. I just don't get trying to eat the hottest, most intolerable stuff imagineable.

I prefer the Hot BBQ at BW3s but honestly we only go there for the TVs mainly, their food is pretty meh. Will be living there next week on Thursday and Friday for the NCAA round 1, a 20 year tradition(god I'm old).

heh, yeah, hot BBQ are v. good too. I used to get bottles of medium buffalo and hot bbq sauce there, although nowadays i usually just use frank's red hot for that kind of stuff.

living at bw3 for NCAA is a blast. I wish i had some dudes that would do it with me, but they'd all leave after a few hours. Weak.

I use Frank's on a lot of stuff too, it's not real hot but has a decent flavor.

Louisville's not too far from you, we'll be at the BW3's on Shelbyville Road in Louisville(KY) all dayThu and Fri if anyone's interested. We'll be the ones in the middle of the bar, probably playing cards.
03-13-2008, 03:49 PM
Hawk

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Originally Posted by mrhappy333

u need to rub some Vaseline on your anus

This might also help to keep your shits from hurting so bad.