your mcdonalds abilities

i am deathly bored of study so after some mcdonalds I decided to come on ftr and query everyones mcdonalds abilities.

i dont usually eat the junk, but i needed some quick food so wat u gonna do.

i ate 2 bigmacs in 90 secs, volume record 4 macs with large fries about a year ago. while i was living in france the mcdonalds there sold beer which pleased me, although no impressive beer record was attained on the premises.
i did manage 10 regular hamburgers, only 1 euro each! stacking them in 3s is the way forward, bigger than a big mac this way

OT, I cant eat more than 2 1/2 whoppers
other junk to avoid work, the mcdonalds in the mountains was located next to a fountain and the surrounding area was beautiful. In fact the interior of the mcdonalds was probably the most beautiful Mcdonalds I have ever been in, with stone walls and pictures and even marble surfaces in places. u could enjoy your big mac outside, staring at Mont Blanc, pretty novel.
Cliff notes: Blahblahblah
I apologise in advance for this thread

thinking about mcd's makes me what to barf. dont they have decent burger joints in the UK?

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Originally Posted by will641

thinking about mcd's makes me what to barf.

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QFT. Also: Wendy's = win.

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Originally Posted by will641

thinking about mcd's makes me what to barf. dont they have decent burger joints in the UK?

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well my nutrition range is polarized between the best food i can find, and mcdonalds. if i want a burger, id rather just go to mcdonalds than go to a 'gourmet burger' place which boasts about grass fed, ass licked, fresian crossed, clit fondled, whatever beef that I might have bought had they not put all the unnecessary pretentious shit on the menu.

thats what most people in england understand by a 'decent burger joint', althoughif iwant one of those i can pretty much make it myself.

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Originally Posted by will641

thinking about mcd's makes me what to barf. dont they have decent burger joints in the UK?

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We have McDonald's and Burger King and that's about it. So I think the answer is no! We have KFC too but they always seem to be empty.

i dont mean 'gourmet burger' i mean a burger joint that makes a quality burger that hasnt been sitting under heat lamps for hours upon end, and actually cook it when you order it. there are places like that all over texas. also the buns at mcd's have a similar texture to cardboard.

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Originally Posted by pantherhound

well my nutrition range is polarized between the best food i can find, and mcdonalds. if i want a burger, id rather just go to mcdonalds than go to a 'gourmet burger' place which boasts about grass fed, ass licked, fresian crossed, clit fondled, whatever beef that I might have bought had they not put all the unnecessary pretentious shit on the menu.

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And they charge almost double for those clit fondled ones.

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Originally Posted by Rage2100

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Originally Posted by will641

thinking about mcd's makes me what to barf. dont they have decent burger joints in the UK?

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We have McDonald's and Burger King and that's about it. So I think the answer is no! We have KFC too but they always seem to be empty.

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Wait what? KFC is by far the most popular place, at least down here by London.

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Originally Posted by will641

thinking about mcd's makes me what to barf. dont they have decent burger joints in the UK?

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We have McDonald's and Burger King and that's about it. So I think the answer is no! We have KFC too but they always seem to be empty.

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Wait what? KFC is by far the most popular place, at least down here by London.

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I prefer KFC myself but the one by me closed down a few months back because it was always empty. I'm up in the Midlands and everyone seems to love McDonald's here. Not sure why, I hate the place.

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Originally Posted by will641

i dont mean 'gourmet burger' i mean a burger joint that makes a quality burger that hasnt been sitting under heat lamps for hours upon end, and actually cook it when you order it. there are places like that all over texas. also the buns at mcd's have a similar texture to cardboard.

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there are a bazillion kebab houses that will cook a burger from scratch - as to what's in it is anybody's guess..........

Drunken kebab FTW!

my kids love McDs

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Originally Posted by ATOTHEC101

Drunken kebab FTW!

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Hehe yeah.. Only time I eat it. Otherwise - NEVER!

Burger King!!

My own personal projectile vomiting distance record involved McDonalds fries. Is that the kind of thing you're looking for?

I once had a taco bell food contest with my asian friend who was like 5'4 and weighed 120lbs, when I am(was) like 6'1 180, I won but barely, silly asian eaters.

No Mcds records I really hate to eat there

I had McDonalds for lunch today my options are taco bell or McDs since anything else is to far to drive to on a 30 minute break.


But I think fomr now on I am just gona pick up food form were I work for lunch since I just spent $50 for 3/4th a tank of gas :(

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Burger King!!

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king of the worst fast food place in the world imo.

But I <3 Mcdonalds.

:cry: :cut:

whataburger ftw.

in-n-out and it isn't close

ive never been to the west coast (except san francisco), so ive never had in and out.

I am able to avoid McDonalds

CO sigh Dwarfman. its true peeps.
BK > Mc'ds IMO.
AS it happens i had 2 whoppers today :) Dam tasty.
Iv got a freind who used to work in Mc'ds many years ago, he told me what they used to do in the kitchens, thus its BK all the way for me lol

Weird but good thread lol

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Originally Posted by ProZachNation

I once had a taco bell food contest with my asian friend who was like 5'4 and weighed 120lbs, when I am(was) like 6'1 180, I won but barely, silly asian eaters.

No Mcds records I really hate to eat there

I had McDonalds for lunch today my options are taco bell or McDs since anything else is to far to drive to on a 30 minute break.


But I think fomr now on I am just gona pick up food form were I work for lunch since I just spent $50 for 3/4th a tank of gas :(

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Maybe you can buy groceries and bring your lunch to work with you?
It saves Gas, It saves you $$, It can be much healthier.

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Originally Posted by darius_uk

CO sigh Dwarfman. its true peeps.
BK > Mc'ds IMO.
AS it happens i had 2 whoppers today :) Dam tasty.
Iv got a freind who used to work in Mc'ds many years ago, he told me what they used to do in the kitchens, thus its BK all the way for me lol

Weird but good thread lol

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that shit goes on in ALL fast food restaurants, not just McD's

Harveys ftw, probably only in Canada (only in Quebec maybe?)

Quality grilled burgers prepared in yo face wit your choice of ingredients..

McD's sucks. I go there every now and then just to make the kid happy (they seem to have the best fast food toys fwiw), but I can't stand it.

Dairy Queen is actually my favorite around here. Fatburger is good too, but it's not very close to me (20-30 mins away on the freeway).

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Iv got a freind who used to work in Mc'ds many years ago, he told me what they used to do in the kitchens, thus its BK all the way for me lol

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This is 100% true regarding EVERY major chain (at least). I've never worked fast food, but lots of my friends have. Not a single one will eat at the chain they worked at.

Have you guys ever seen "Supersize Me"? It's a cheesy documentary about a guy who eats nothing except mcdonalds for an entire month. By the end his doctor is telling him to stop or it might kill him. It's nasty stuff...though I'm sure he would have had similar results with any other fast food restaurant too.

ill choke down a double cheeseburger like a mac for $1.50 if its late afternoon and i havent eaten in 8 or 9 hours and my body is dying fomr some sort of food energy. Otherwise I don't eat it.

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whataburger ftw.

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this+Dairy Queen

Your prly right. lol
Nasty shit goes on.

Forget about micky ds, try 4 whoppers in 4 minutes.

I don't try to stuff my face, but at 4 AM after playing poker or studying (hah) or whatever, 3 double cheeseburgers, 2 mcchickens and a sweet tea is standard.

TACO BELL

also, the greatest creation in the history of the world was when they combined TACO BELL and KFC.

I can now get my cheesy double beef burrito and a buffalo snacker at the same time.

HEAVEN, people, HEAVEN.

i always feel ill after i eat at mcdonalds or burger king. i do love those mcdonalds fries tho :(

4 whoppers in 4 minutes? jesus, u need to be serious eater to pull that one off.

i went to mcds again yesterday and ate 2 macs, 2 hamburgers and large fries, and this morning my ass is producing some novel aromas.

i think i could do like 4 macs in about 6 mins but 4 whoppers in 4 is off the chain.

What you need to do is buy 2 big macs, a cheeseburger and a large CHIPS. Then you take them apart and layer it as following (working from top to bottom):

Big Mac burger bun top
Big Mac 1 Burger 1
Big Mac 1 Burger 2
Cheeseburger Bun top
Cheeseburger
Cheeseburger Bun bottom
Big Mac 2 Burger 1
Big Mac 2 Burger 2
Big Mac burger bun bottom

Make a chip sandwhich out of the remaining burger bun and your chips.

Man im hungry after that.

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also, the greatest creation in the history of the world was when they combined TACO BELL and KFC.

I can now get my cheesy double beef burrito and a buffalo snacker at the same time.

HEAVEN, people, HEAVEN.

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Hear hear brotha! Don't forget the fries supreme!

west coast = in n' out
midwest = culvers (butter burger + frozen custard = fat intake for your week, but it's tasty)

my eating record was at the Marriot in Guatemala when I ate something like 65 pieces of bacon. bacon is g00t.

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Originally Posted by chardrian

west coast = in n' out
midwest = culvers (butter burger + frozen custard = fat intake for your week, but it's tasty)

my eating record was at the Marriot in Guatemala when I ate something like 65 pieces of bacon. bacon is g00t.

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i didnt even think of culvers. that shit is fire.

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west coast = in n' out
midwest = culvers (butter burger + frozen custard = fat intake for your week, but it's tasty)

my eating record was at the Marriot in Guatemala when I ate something like 65 pieces of bacon. bacon is g00t.

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i didnt even think of culvers. that shit is fire.

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the culvers that im familiar with is more of a fish sandwich place....

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Originally Posted by chardrian

west coast = in n' out
midwest = culvers (butter burger + frozen custard = fat intake for your week, but it's tasty)

my eating record was at the Marriot in Guatemala when I ate something like 65 pieces of bacon. bacon is g00t.

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i didnt even think of culvers. that shit is fire.

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the culvers that im familiar with is more of a fish sandwich place....

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they have a good fish sandwich there, but its known for its butter burgers and frozen custard.

8 piece nuggets ftw

how the hell do you guys eat so much. im a pretty big guy with a healthy appetite, but 2 double cheeseburgers and a large fry make me feel like i want to puke.

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Originally Posted by chardrian

west coast = in n' out
midwest = culvers (butter burger + frozen custard = fat intake for your week, but it's tasty)

my eating record was at the Marriot in Guatemala when I ate something like 65 pieces of bacon. bacon is g00t.

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i didnt even think of culvers. that shit is fire.

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Culvers is pretty bomb. Vanilla frozen custard + Oreos + marshmallow sauce is the best thing ever, especially with a bacon cheddar butterburger. I've actually been to the fist Culvers (not really the first one, but a fancier one built on the same site as the first). It's only about a half hour from my house.

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Originally Posted by bode

how the hell do you guys eat so much. im a pretty big guy with a healthy appetite, but 2 double cheeseburgers and a large fry make me feel like i want to puke.

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you dont eat a shit load of bk and mcd's and not get fat. you would pretty much have to work out 3 hours every day to maintain any kind of a figure. not that that's possible because you would be so bogged down all the time from the greasy shit.

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Originally Posted by kennyr22

]8 piece nuggets ftw

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by far the worst post in the thread. that shit isnt even real meat. im not sure what they do to it, but i am sure that it has no texture, unlike normal chicken strips.

i can eat as much as i want and not get fat, and my girl can too. metabamolism ftw!